Soft Skills Program

I think you people from UTAR would know what I am talking about. For those who don't know what soft skills is. Its a program that teaches students the basics skills like communications, relationship and how to cope with the working life. Yes I bet many have gone for this program before and obtained some kind of an eye opener on ways to handle people. This program should help people having difficulty to communicate and all sorts of mambo jumbo crap of goodness. But lately, found the program creating a negative effect to 1 of its pupil. This guy I know who used to be quiet( well he is still quiet actually), shy, and wouldn't fight back you push him around. But now he is slowly learning how to fight back me. Yes... I know I am cruel for doing this to him. But I can't imagine how can some1 like this learn to fight back. I thought soft skill programs are suppose to make you more civilised.... Not to be monster to fight back a monster. Anyways I think this soft skill program should be abolished to protect my interest in bullying him. If not abolished, it will give me more trouble if he even go to that program again. Maybe next time he will be able to kick me back which I don't fancy. Haha. You better watch out or I will personally kick your butt harder if you fight me again. Or maybe I should attend 1 myself to obtain new ways to torture people.

Ghost, Spirits and so on

Today I've just wasted more than 10 hours watching Supernatural with my housemate JL. We watch almost non-stop around 12 episodes or so for the first season. It got me thinking, why are we afraid of such things like ghosts, spirits or demons. I checked out the word spirit and found out it is derived from the word spiritus which means breath, vigor, courage or soul in Latin. What's so scary about this THINGS that we can't even prove its existence. I am sure most of us had watched lots of horror movies before. My opinion is that most of this movies are done in such away to attract our attentions. I think the most accurate representation of spirits can be seen in movies like the Sixth Sense. Really. Why are we so afraid of this ghosts and stuff. The thing we should be afraid about shouldn't be the ghost that we can't see but those that we can. These "ghosts" comes in all shapes and sizes. These "ghosts" are people that are on level with garbage. These people are the ones who will con you. These people are the ones that will backstab you. These people are the ones thats gonna screw you up by increasing oil prices by a large margin. So I say we should stop being afraid of ghosts and spirits and start concentrating on things that really matter a like our country for instance. Its being ran by bafoons who I don't really think have any blardy education or their brains are made out of empty boxes.

Dumbass

Today was another bitch ass mofo day. I found out that my tutorials on Saturdays morning(9-10) will be moved to Teusday from 6 to 7. Which mofo did this!! You blardy underdeveloped motherfucker cum sucking bastard. It's fucking hard to get taxi rides back to my place around that time. Plus I have to put up with the 3 hours of Pengajian Malaysia rite before the tutorial. What a bitch. If I ever found out who change the schedule.... He will be cursed until his penis grows on his forehead and his sack of nuts grow rite under his nose and shit keeps purging out of his ass till his asshole breakdown. Fuhhh..... now i feel much better.

Nicks

During my wait for the next class today, I and Z(my friend cum housemate cum coursemate) went to the library and met a friend of mine,W. We were sitting down and chit-chat-ing when suddenly W noticed a girl and told us to look(well this is a normal behaviour for boys). He says she looks cute or something. I can't recall. Then I suddenly remember him talking bout this girl which he gave a nickname Milk/Susu. Then it hit me. Almost all the girls we see have a nickname that reflects the characteristics of the girl. Well let me give you some examples, the girl i mention earlier in the library was given a nickname Yogurt. Yes, it may sound weird but its the best that suit the girl as she is the girl after Milk or Susu which in turn will turn into yogurt if left untouch too long. Another great example is the girl in my course. We give her the nickname Monster as she is wayyyyy wayyyy taller and bigger than almost all the girls we've seen. She about 175-177 cm tall and I'd say bout 70-80 kilos. Another good nice for a girl would be Horse or Kuda. This is best to describe any gender who has teeth that are protruding like a horse's teeth. Another example would be Local Maximum, a name given to a girl who is the only and only 1 girl in the class. I think you got the idea why she is called Local Maximum. This nicknames makes it easier to remember compared to names that are long and complicated to pronounce. Therefore I would like to tell you to give nicknames to all the girls you see to make identifying them easier.

Cursing: the way of life

Long time didn't update this blog. Only just now only I read a blog which was wrote by my friend then it struck me, I haven't my own blog since last year. Anyways today was a very tiring and boring.
When I was in secondary school, I wasn't a very bad boy. Honestly, I don't curse much but since I started studying in KL I can curse very well.
Well in my opinion, I think cursing helps you relax a bit. For example, when you are stuck in a traffic jam and there are idiots driving in front of you, curse them with words like cheebye, cipet, mofo, and many more. After letting out the cusses, you will definitely feel much better.
Another application of cusses would be when you are engaging your friends. You can use words like toto, fofo and lala to address your friends or you can use words like "you blardy ding dong" to greet too. There are cusses that doesn't sound very bad but still brings a very powerful meaning. An excellent example of this cuss would be "I will slap your balls until it breaks" or you can replace the last three words with words of your choice. For example I can change it to - I will slap your balls until it rings. This cusses would definitely bring you to a whole new level of cussing and if you keep up the cussing, you might just get a degree for it.