All right...long time never came here to update and I nearly forget the login and password...to start off let me post some interesting stuff about gals....

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up. (Ohh I get that whenever she lost argument with me...expected )


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. (Yeah..super right on this)
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (Correction!! It means I have less than 5 mins once she said that))



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine. (Oh yeah...dats right...nothing means something)


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is
PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're
welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement ,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.


EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the handphone calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. (haha true true..especially for my ah ma)

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. (yup like ah ma size)

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals..

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Pre-ROM

Yesterday went with ah ma to settle our ROM certs. So we plan to meet at my place and drive over there. In case of jam, we met slightly early but she is late due to morning traffic. I took the CTE and was amaze that there was no jam. But after passing the gantry then i know the exact reason why...I pay 2.50 for the 1st gantry, and the 2nd gantry is 1.50! No wonder no one uses CTE cause the ERP already so high! So I tell myself never mind, once in a while kanna chop by gov't. ..its ok...

Upon reaching there ard 825am, there are already queues for newly wed ppl...and we discover we are the only ones in shorts or sandels. At least other ppl wear jeans and covered shoes but we are the outstanding ones in shorts and sandels hahaha
hahah I begin to wonder got dress code anot... :P

so we got our queue number and proceed to the counter to recite the oaths etc...interesting conversation....
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Witness:" Please read the following...."

Ah Ma:"I am 20 years (21 years) of age....

Me and Witness:"its 21"

Ah Ma:" Oh ya...hee 21 years....'
Me:*(Ehh still think she is 20 yrs young meh?)

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Ah Ma: " I have been living in singapore for at least 15 years....."

Witness:" its 15 days...."

Ah Ma:" Oh isit? Ah...ok 15 days..."

Me: * shake head* + * laughing to myself*

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Best.....

Ah Ma: " I am legally married as of now...."

Witness & me: *huh*???

Ah Ma:" Oh its not legally married....hehe"

Me: *Pengz*.......

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So after the whole thing is over, we went for our breakast and our gamming session!

At nite, my sis and my mum discuss with her about the outfit etc....haiz being a guy, I should not participate in dat so I went back to my erm...3rd mistress....so its not I dun want to help hor just that me clueless about all the fashion stuff....
Ah ma had a hard time with the eyelashes cause its quite hard for her where she dun like make up....cause my mum say she is young enuff and dun need those heavy make up. haha my mum even went to try out the fake eyelashes and when it drop out halfway, she look like 千年老妖...ops....

My New PS3!!!!

Now i am the proud owner of a brand new PS3 and it is brought by my one and only wife-to-be(1 week time) ah ma!!

I can't imagine I was conned and I believe it all the way till the end sia.....haiz...now muz be careful of her, she is getting smart and I need new ideas and tricks. Ok here goes the story....

Ah ma: 'Dear, Amy ask me what game and console to buy for her bf...so what u recommand? PS3 or Wii'?

Ah Pek: ' Hmm...depends la PS3 got.....Wii got..... so depends on his preference'

Ah Ma: ' Oh ok icic...then how much? Cuz too much she dun wan buy wor..nt worth'

Ah Pek: ' Oh ard $500? Last time i ask is $500 plus for 40GB for PS3. Wii around $400 plus cuz zhiwei buy before.

Ah Ma: ' Hmm ok...'

So today her genius plan in motion.....

Ah Ma: ' ok confirm Amy wan to buy..so she ask me help her buy and choose a game for her'

Ah Pek: ' okie..hmm maybe I buy 2 sets together hahaha 1 for me and her... but tink maybe not...need to save for our wedding wor'

So we went to the store and ask for the price. It was settle at $615 for 80GB or $645 with a free game and membership. After much thinking what 'Amy's' bf would wan, I try to guess which game genre is good and need to have multiplayer so that she and her bf can play together. So in the end we got Metal Gear Solid 4 and Midnight Club LA with the 2nd package.



I also wanted to get Lord of the Rings Conquest for my Xbox but she insisted getting another day....and she is so persistant that she took the box away from me and refuse to return...and all this time i never suspected anything. I even told the sales person to reserve this game for me so that I can buy tomorrow! So he was confused why not buy today....so i told him its my partner dun let me buy...hahaha. So after some hagging and arguing aroung getting the rite game for her frd...we finally settle for $725 with 1 extra game MSG4. When we are out of the shop, she finally admitted its for my V day present....

Waaa I really heartpain for her cause its a big sum of money wor....but at the same time its super sweet cause i keep deciding wherether to buy PS3 anot for a very long time but just feel the pinch and she got it for me. i really love the present wor my dear...

PS: Amy if u reading this...u gotta charged her for using ur name...but i guess that bill will be send to me.....

Memories....

Clearing my comp's data and came across these messages....

Xiao Tian

21/07/2007 (the very date I and Ah ma get together)

• Ah pek..y nv ans my call...i walk to millenia walk now ba
• Ha..where got ppl like tat call ppl de..wrong word! Send me pics! I wanna blog!
• Haiz win liao..i went to take passport photo jus now but forgot to bring my cv...feel like i've jus wasted my whole morning...
• Hee..i'm still at home! Leaving in 1Omins time...so most prob meet u around 4plus to 5..
• I think another 3Omins more should end...
• Its okay la..i'm already on bus le..thanks to my stupid sis lor..i wanna bring whole file but she say no need see certs de..think i really go there play play
• They state in d advertisement le..need cv, 2 passport photos, 1 full-length photo..now i onli have passport photos! Hahaha...i nearly even tat also don have lo!
• Tml 2nd interview le lei..haha..don worry la..i know how to smoke my way de...
• U so fast reach?! Ha, i think its my turn next le...

Our 1^st late nite conversation

• Hey u sleeping soon? If not, can call me?
• My fren sleep le..so sian...
• So fast? Wat u did there? No la..my fren quite noisy..can wake up in d middle of d night to pack bag..den last nite v cold also..
• Ya..i bunk in my fren's room..have extra beds..hee...

1^st question ask when I never reply when I reach home

• Ah pek, reach home le ma?

1^st bus conversation @ serangoon

• Hey wat u doing now? wanna chat?
• I tell u lor...i'm now at serangoon lor! U're not d onli fren who brought me wrong road lor...we from thomson rd take wrong bus til here!
• Wei..i wont get lost de lor..its my fren so confident he knows d way den we go even further from home! I should have taken charge! Now on d bus le...

1^st prompt

• Wow..感动一下...ha actually i jus wanna suan u de...plan failed..anyway sat we go ecp cycle can? Tonight i'm going home...
• Ha, no la...wat motive u have???? I no money leh...i no advantage to give u...
• Support?? Mental support ah? Or physical support? :b
• Y u treating me so good?

1^st time ask movie outing

• Dun think so. This thurs wanna watch harry potter instead?
• Hey i jus realised! U cannot drive ur car before 7, right? I ask jialin again for another timing ba..if not we weekend watch okie?
• We at cinema liao

1^st transformer show

• Aiya...its i edit slow..n anyway u treating me big feast ma..so i should earn my share..heheh...slp early! Thanks for the movie!
• Aiya..tell me earlier we watch another time ma...like tat waste 2Odollars...

To me its just like yesterday.......

ROM Recce

Last Saturday, i went to book our ROM venue with jinming and jialing. Lucky we make the deposit if not the pool side will be used by some other people having wedding there. Below are some of the pix I took in case some of you are blur....

Carpark...but no worries its FREE!!!

You gotta climb some slope to reach

The road leading up.....

Yup this is the place I will be holding the ROM

A close up of the glass house

A larger view of the whole place

This is the restaurant we will be having the dinner.

And the date would be.....................Feb 21 2009!!! Its the same date we got together...and its exactly 19 months....

Photoshoot

Ah...we went for the photoshoot which gives the complimentary 2 free shots for makeover. I dunno how they get my contact but since its free, i pull along my ah ma to take the shots. Hee in the end we had lots of fun taking the pictures at SNAPZ. We had a couple of candid shots where we are suppose to act natural while the photographer takes the shot. There is one particular shot where my ah ma have to run and jump on me. I was 'OMG...i better brace myself...how many insurance policy i buy liao....'hahaha
The photographer is not bad and the consultant try to make us feel relax by giving encouragements. But there is one thing he give up....and that is making the whole shot feel romantic...cause we are laughing all the time... I guess its easier for us to take candid shots much more than romantic shots ba...


So in the end we both bought the package for 2.8k ba...cause the benefits it gives us is not bad. Considering we gonna use the 2 free service per year for our wedding photo shoot. Compare to outside bridal shop, its better cause we get to use the services every year, rather than buy bridal package then use only once. Since the $ spent is about there, might as well get this. Interested? You can see more at my dear ah ma blog wor.

Sat, my mum went overseas and it suddenly came to my mind, why not try cooking at home. So I went to buy bean sprout to fry, cook soup and buy crabs to eat. Hahaha my ah ma says its not bad consider its my 1st time. But we really had a feast until both of us cant eat anymore haha so much more that its enough to feed another child...ops...heehee. I am referring to her stomach la...dun think dirty wor... :P

Bagus!