So I said to him last year
Do not and I mean do not buy me any more electronic thingamajigs.
Please, I am begging you not to do that next year. That was last year for Christmas. I also said if you want to buy me something, let it be paints or pastels or canvas or all 3 of those, but not electronic things, please I said.
The year is here, again I have begged, do not buy me any more electronic thingamajigs.
In the studio under the cabinets lives an old computer, monitor, printer.
In the garage, another computer, another monitor, another printer.
In the house, computer, monitor, printer and still an old Commodore 64 exists that I personally purchased when it first came out in the middle 80's or so. It introduced me to the world in another galaxy. There was Quantum Link, the world of cyber rooms where people congregated. At first it was fun and exciting and then people got weird, the fun turned to not so much fun.
Now after having all these computers of which I personally have two THAT I USE, not counting all the old and unused ones, I'm getting a:
Dell SP2309W 23 inch Flat Panel Monitor, Customer Install Why? All I said was that my monitor has been acting up. When I go to log off, instead of shutting down the screen starts to change colors, blue, red, yellow, green, you name it. But I'm okay with that I just turn off the monitor after windows closes down. But no, again this year he did it again. I mean don't get me wrong, I appreciatae the entire gesture, but darn I don't need the monitor. He went and spent his money on a monitor for me. How do I know this? Because Dell sent me the confirmation because they only have my email address, my husband doesn't want an email address therefore he uses mine. When the email came, I practically fell off my seat. I don't know, I just don't know.
I've got equipment running out of my ears. So what am I getting him, exactly what he wants, TOOLS for his shop. He told me what he wants and I will buy that for him, why can't he just buy me the simple stuff. I'm a simple person with simple likes and dislikes. Oyeeeeeeeeeee! I could cry, but I won't. I will be strong and accept the 23 inch Flat Panel Monitor. It's not like I'll be able to see anybody on the screen, what the heck do I need such a big screen for? Does anyone know? Oh brother. What do I do with this monitor now? I hope I can donate all the old stuff to the Salvation Army or a goodwill store. They probably wouldn't even take the old stuff.
I better get over this............LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE ELECTRICITY IT IS GOING TO USE. OH MY WORD. I'LL USE MY LAPTOP THAT WAY I DON'T WASTE SO MUCH ELECTRICITY. DON'T TELL MY ESPOSO. IT'S TOO BIG. MY TEARS IF THEY WERE TOO FALL WOULD ALSO BE BIG TEARS. COULD IT BE TEARS OF JOY?? NO NO NO, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS NO NEED FOR THIS NO NEED FOR THIS TAKE ME HOME TAKE ME HOME ....I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY. HAHAHAhahahaaha