--once in high school I went to donate at the blood drive. I was with 4 of my friends who were ahead of me in line. This is how it went down:
Lady at the desk "Do you weigh more then 110 pounds?
Friend "yep"
lady "Fill this out" {cue next in line}
lady "Do you weigh more than 110 pounds?
friend "yep"
lady "Fill this out" {cue next in line}
lady "Do you weigh more than 110 pounds?
friend "yep"
lady "Fill this out" {cue me}
lady "Fill this out"
Crap.
--98% of the time while you are talking I'm formulating my own comment to top yours and steer the conversation back to being about me.
--I love when someone I see is wearing the same shirt as me and I can say huh I have that shirt. Looks better on me. Its even better when I say it out loud.
--Nothing is funnier than watching someone walk into a spiderweb.
--I love walking past the green tea weight loss stand in the mall and having them NOT say something to me.
-- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
--When people sing and don't know the words and it sounds something like "da du we went out last night duh da la um da last night" it really grinds on my nerves.
--There is a great need for sarcasm font.
-- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
--Sometimes I get
unexplainably impatient/furious with people. Like I want to light them on fire.
-- There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
--The other night I played volleyball and totally swung my arm and missed the ball and a lady said, "its ok I have oompa loompa arms too." I about had an aneurysm. I HAVE OOMPA LOOMPA ARMS!?
--I love when I start to daydream and stare off into space and realize I was staring at someone who realized I was staring at them too.. no crap.. I wasn't looking at you... I was... bah.
--Waiting to go into a public restroom is embarrassing. Especially when its a unisex one. And a guy comes out.
-- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
--I love every song I ever put on my
Ipod. So why do I skip 15 songs before listening to 1??
--Sometimes I run into people I haven't seen since high school and I say stupid things like "Hey hows that baby?? Your trip sure sounded fun!" and completely blow my I-So-Do-Not-Stalk-your-blog cover.
--I have about 4 people listed in my cell phone as "don't answer". Haven't heard from me in a while??
hmm...
--College amplifies ALL characteristics. Including stupidity.
--Google Maps should start their directions on #5... pretty sure I know how to back out of my driveway and exit my neighborhood.
--Ever watched someone and their internal
diaglogue? I love seeing people argue with themselves.
--Nothing hurts my brain worse then having to look at a loaf of bread that costs 2.04 and then figure out how much it really costs after tax. I'm moving to Oregon.
-- I just saw a man walk by with a shopping cart full of Hawaiian Punch and pumpkins.. food storage??
--I love when I get a text and then call the sender of the text 2 seconds later only to get their voicemail... what did you do text me, drop your phone, and run?
--Sometimes I watch
TLC's show I
DIDN"T KNOW I WAS PREGNANT and I find every possible sign on myself of being pregnant.
--No I am not pregnant.
--I hate when someone I haven't talked to in a very long time texts me and asks for someone
else's number. Am I not cool enough to talk to?
--I love when obviously uncool people try to associate with me. Ha. Poor kids.
