blogs are outdated
Now you can post bits and pieces of your everyday lives on facebook. Guess I'm shutting down this blog again.
17 September 2009
16 September 2009
my 21st
Thanks all for the birthday wishes. First time I celebrate with other than family. Celebrated my bdae in LKC LT today. What a weird place to do that haha. Special thanks to the person(s) responsible for the nutella cake.
03 September 2009
the plight of all men
A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features..
However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected..
"A period is a punctuation to mark the end of a sentence."
"Actually, a period means I'm sleeping on the couch tonight."
For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features..
However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected..
"A period is a punctuation to mark the end of a sentence."
"Actually, a period means I'm sleeping on the couch tonight."
02 September 2009
bored
Skipped lecture today. No point since no one understands what the lecturer is trying to say. If they find it hard to speak proper english, why don't they just go back china and teach?
Bored. School is boring. Yeah, I've made some friends, but there's no after classes activities. Everyone just leaves after class, we don't eat together or anything. Misses pre-university school days...
Bored. School is boring. Yeah, I've made some friends, but there's no after classes activities. Everyone just leaves after class, we don't eat together or anything. Misses pre-university school days...
01 September 2009
wise words
Light a man a fire, and he stays warm for a day.
Light a man on fire, and he stays warm for a lifetime.
Light a man on fire, and he stays warm for a lifetime.
31 August 2009
sucide can be complicated
On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus, and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of
a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.
As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.
The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun! The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject ‘A’ but kills subject ‘B’ in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject ‘B.’
When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore, the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun
about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s
financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly,
loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn’t actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Now for the exquisite twist… Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself. So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.
As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.
The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun! The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject ‘A’ but kills subject ‘B’ in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject ‘B.’
When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore, the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun
about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s
financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly,
loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn’t actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Now for the exquisite twist… Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself. So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
26 August 2009
funny vids
Lame comp lab lesson. Assignment was to learn to surf the web and post a funny vid on edventure. Oh wells, since the video was funny i might as well post here too.
22 August 2009
blink research
Worried you’ll blink and miss a crucial piece of the action? Then you can relax. While watching a film, we subconsciously control the timing of blinks to make sure we don’t miss anything important. And because we tend to watch films in a similar way, moviegoers often blink in unison, researchers find.
The flow of visual information to the brain is halted by up to 450 milliseconds with every blink, and we lose up to 6 seconds of information every minute, says Tamani Nakano at the University of Tokyo in Japan. This means moviegoers who sit through a 150-minute film have their eyes shut for up to 15 minutes.
The flow of visual information to the brain is halted by up to 450 milliseconds with every blink, and we lose up to 6 seconds of information every minute, says Tamani Nakano at the University of Tokyo in Japan. This means moviegoers who sit through a 150-minute film have their eyes shut for up to 15 minutes.
20 August 2009
18 August 2009
IMBA! Chinamen IMBA!
Yes they are OMGWTF IMBA!. Just had my first tutorial. Physics. My best subject wor. I dunno how to do one of the question even after spending 4hrs on it. These chinamen couldn't get the answer too. However, it's because the question has been simplified and they went to use some super chim, out-of-syllybus formula. OMG la. My class is like 70% foreigners. Won't that make me the bottom 30%?