I HAVE NOT ABANDONED YALL I AM NOW ON TUMBLR SAME NAME PISS OUT XOXO

HAHAHAHA MY DODDY HAS ONE OF THOSE OLD MEN CLIPPERS WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS 

The only thingabobby good with being down with the flu is that I can practice my three pointer tissue shots into the dustbin from where I'm sitting (90% success rate in another life I would have been born black and 7 feet tall NBA COME TO MAMA)

Wondering if any of y'all noticed this naturally pronounced widows peak I was blessed with

the cold weather makes insects go berserk like mini kamikaze warriors and they plummet in a torpedic spiral to the death into my room and i have insect blood on my hands and i should feel bad but i don't

i wonder what kind of life that man in the photo lived. doesn't it boggle your mind how there are worlds you will never know, ripples you will merely skim as you brush past people every day?

over the course of the new year break i have somehow managed to displace my laptop battery while staying home almost 24/7 (leaving the house is only incentivized with the promise of food) 

googling "body suit" while in the library (in an attempt to prove to gladys that what she was wearing resembled one) was probably the best decision i made today