whosyourdaddy & MALAYSIA BOLEH

When I play dota against AI in a single game, sometimes my AI team mate don't know how to use intelligent hero or they don't know how to use combo, I lose badly. When my frozen throne or world tree is nearly destroyed, I will quickly typed whosyourdaddy, and the tide of the game immediately changed. i become invincible and I can 1 hit ko my enemy. It do sounds cheating right? After all, it just a game against AI.

However, UMNO is more pro than me in this kind of tactics. Their top rival, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim is boasting that he will take over their throne in September. Whether it is true or not, we do not know, what we do know is UMNO really take it serious. Lately, they really think that Anwar is really really going to take over their throne. Like how I do when my frozen throne is about to destroy, they will quickly do some cheating. But their cheat is not as simple as typing whosyourdaddy, their cheat is call police and tell them "Anwar is a gay." Then, police will go get some black sheep and provide the evidencefor this accusation. Mahathir was the master of this tactic, we shall see how Mahathir's apprentice, Pak Lah do using the same old tactic he learnt from his master he had betrayed. Anwar sodomy case is a laughable history which can only occur in Malaysia, truly MALAYSIA BOLEH.

The seven dwarves that will be bachelor forever.

There are seven types of personality which I known it as dwarves' personalities. If they are not extraordinarily handsome, they will never attract girls' attention, no matter how near they are to a girl, just like the seven dwarves in Snow White. There's been a joke told in chinese:

There's a book with title: "A girl live together with Seven Men". When it is out on stores, many perverts rush to buy a copy. In the end, when they actually read the book, it is actually Snow White.

It's true you gain advantage to tackle a girl when you very near to her in a particular way. But the moral of this joke is, no matter how near you live, if you have one or more of this dwarves' personalities, you will failed no matter how promising it may seem in the earlier stage.

The dwarves' personalities are:

Darkman

• Being a darkman may be comforting when you admire someone, but the pain arrives in double when your loved ones becomes very near to another guy and she either ignore you, or don't know anything about you. Hehe, in the end, the girl will end up marry to another guy and this "dwarf" is still considering whether he should take an action or not and which action should he take. Chia Yang, I didn't mean you.

Destroyer

• Actually, most of the guy have this personality, but they are vary in degree or they express in different way. I read this in a article somewhere, where they say this is how men different from women. When couples feel like boring about their marriage, men usually can't wait to divorce and women will try to repair it. LOL. I can't say who is right and who is wrong but I will say we should take the decision of divorce rationally.

Manipulator

• This kind of personalities may occur in both men and women. This "dwarf" is so likes to manipulate everything that he try to control every of his belongings, including his couple. From a article I read, women actually do like this kind of attitude in earlier stage of relationship, they feel a sense of security that their boyfriend really take care of them. But later and later, they feel sienzzzzzzzzzz, because they got a phone call every single minute, checking where are they and what are they doing, worse than parents. LOL.

Geeks

• Women actually feel no sense of security when they are with geeks because geeks actually value the aspect they obsessed with above all others. They can say "i love you more than others" when they are not with their favourite things. But when they are into their favourite thing, what they will say is: "Whoever dare interrupt me shall die." LOL. Don't ask me what happen when they obsessed with girls, seriously, I don't know.
  

Crapist

• A little of crap is good for relationship maintainance, but excess of crap will make women to think that you are none other than a piece of crap which involve embarrassment, unable to synchronize with your thinking and boring before this happens.
  

Pervert

• YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!

Show Off

• Men or women don't like this kind of "dwarf". Imagine you have someone always say how great he/she is and how weak you are in a particular aspect. Noone will like someone who always look down on you.

The seven dwarves I have wrote is actually mutually living in a single body, who known himself as CPU. I hereby announce the beginning of my new blog, The Blog of Seven Dwarves. However, this blog is not entirely writing about boy girl relationship, but actually phenomenon of human lives. After all, boy girl relationship is the most attracting and frequent phenomenon occurs around a bachelor. LMAO, ROFL, LOLLLLLL........