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Sunday, April 09, 2006

You Should Be A Cancer

What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous

What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand

In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection

In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support

Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure

Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood

You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

What Sign Should You Be?

Sweet! i AM cancer- so i guess i behave just like my sign =P
i mean i COULD be kind, generous and caring to people i want to
i'm really moody sometimes- people use to say i'm on pms 24/7
i rarely open up to people unless i'm close to them

i've thought of being a historian- no shitting you
i'm passionate about history. People hate the shit out of it but i love it
i'm studyingg biotech, so i guess its close enough to marine biology

don't really understand the 'in love' part, but if it means dining out with someone i like, yea thats right too.

i depend on my friends for emotional support- right again.
not too sure about my sense of fashion though

{/8:32 pm}

Signed by Yours Truly.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

My family just left for china a moment ago. ._.
i'll be parentless and siblingless for a week. i'm gonna miss them._.

this week was a torrid week. in addition to losing my temper at some moron(read previous post) i had the usual two lab reports to rush through and also an essay to write- a critical analysis for INT1010, which is basically history, but with a fancier name. i did my analysis on the Fourteen Points- hope Woodrow Wilson doesn't stir in his grave.

this weeks INT1010 tutorial was so fun! we were suppose to do roleplaying, and we were roleplaying CNN's Larry King Live, where somehow he was able to ressurect 6 dead people of the past and an interview was carried out with them to find out their ideologies.

i was Hitler.

*wide grin*

i think i managed to bring several hilarious moments to Hitler, which was what i was trying to do because i was afraid that it would get boring.So, the bits of the interview i remember best...

member of Holocaust memorial:" what would you do if your son was born mentally retarded?"

Hitler(myself):" WHAT? With MY superior genes and DNA? no WAY i could father a retard"

Amnesty International:" How can you justify your actions against the Jews? Aren't they human? Don't they have human rights, and dignity too?"

Hitler:" What dignity? Jews are SUBHUMANS"

if i had a chance to repeat what i did, would i do it any differently

Hitler:" Why yes of course. After my suicide everyone conviniently set up a state which piled all the Jews in it, so all i have to do now is to drop an Atomic Bomb on that country. Simple and Efficient."

Larry King:" Roosevelt, would you create a new state for the gypsies-"
Hitler:" WHAT? THERE ARE STILL GYPSIES!?"

*Roosevelt, played by captain america, steps up to the audience*
Hitler:" you're suppose to HOBBLE. You have polio remember?"

Roosevelt:" *insert long boring speech* .....we Americans are peace -loving people.....*long boring speech"

Hitler:"*coughIRAQcough*"

all in all it was REALLY fun, and i hope they do it again =P

{/6:29 am}

Signed by Yours Truly.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Kids these days. Don't they know anything about 'just'ness and honour anymore? Where is the fairness and equality in competition? Have we lost that too?

apparently so.

There are SOME of us who have long abandoned the ways of old such as chivalry and manners to obtain something. And not just to obtain that something, but going to any LENGTHS to achieve it.

Its abit like Hitler you know,condemning the Jews and Communists to get his way to Fuhrer-dom.*sees the topic of conversation sign in on msn.

Tell me honestly, how would you go about getting good grades in a test, online or offline? a simple truthful answer from the normal law abiding student like you and me would chuckle and say, " why study of course!"

well that no longer is the way to go.

yeap people, suffer the tide of revolution that are filled with cheaters and imbeciles. Study for exam? BAH! only for fools and losers! See the new inGENIUS method is this-

we ask everyone for their monash username and passwords, log into their test results and copy down EVERY QUESTION they have attempted so we can find the answers to that! To hard to handle? never fear! why don't we have another 2 friends do the same thing and so we can work together to cheat for a brighter future!

You would think this method would merit a result enough to stuff anyones mouth with a wide grin. But no, some people still have to raise a big hoo haa about the test system during a LECTURE, none the less!

okay. Enough with the play acting.

Yes. Regular readers here and people who know me well enough can tell that i am mad, and pfft i'll be damned if i'm not mad. I mean c'mon, how LOW are you willing to sink to get those marks?

What i hate most is that air of pretense that surrounds him. "Like OMG you know i SO hate people who don't share stuff and all?" well up yours if they decide they don't wanna share their private belongings with a nincompoop who cheats. And quit pretending you're such a saint you know, like omg i'm such a saint the girl i like dones't have to be pretty and thats all and i'm such a saintly kid and i hate people who talk like they know everything yada yada yada yada BUUULLLSHIT.

Shut your crap trap and scavage whatever dignity you have left and scoot off would you. Just bloody admit you're a cheat and a liar and not walk around with that plastic halo above your head. Just go get a fork from the cafetaria and call it your trident.

{/9:06 pm}

Signed by Yours Truly.