What is this white stuff? I don't like it. It's COLD. I didn't want to get off of the porch, but Mommy & Daddy made me.

Molly's an idiot. She loves this stuff. She spent the whole time bouncing around, chasing The Big Girl and Daddy. Daddy threw some of the white stuff at Mommy, so Mommy threw some back. This white stuff kept coming down all day and it never left. The Big Girl and Daddy didn't go to school today and Mommy didn't go to work. Mommy says that the Big Girl won't go to school again tomorrow, either, which I like. I like it when she's home.

Ink is a bigger wimp than I am! She didn't even leave the house. She just sat at the window and stared!

But then... oh then I cannot believe what she did! That STUPID cat slept on MY bed by the fireplace!!! Mommy wouldn't make her get off, so I had to share my bed with a stupid CAT. What is up with this??? I just don't like it.

This is Ink and I'm MAD. I took over Sable's blog because I'm MAD. Mommy is going to visit Monkey. MY Monkey!!! And she didn't take me. On top of that, Mommy got out of bed early to get on an airplane for the first time since before the day when everyone eats too much called Thanksgiving!! I thought that maybe she was done getting on airplanes, but NOOOOO she is getting on one to go and visit my internet friend Monkey and I'm not allowed to go.

NOT FAIR. Those stupid dogs used to get to go and visit Aunt Marilyn until she brought The Boy home (the one that doesn't know how to pet a cat yet but he's getting there). I never get to go anywhere but the vet, where they do mean things to me.

Someone tell me how this is fair. Because it's NOT.

At least I get to watch Daddy poke Sable with a needle now. She has to get shots at home because she's old and slow (and stupid, but I don't think that the shots do anything for that). So I get to sit and laugh at her while Daddy gives the dumb dog shots. Ha!

But I'm still mad. I might have to shred something.

Why don't dogs get to go to school? Daddy started back to school this week and both the Big Girl and the Little Girl (who is bigger than the Big Girl now) start on Monday. I want to go! I can smell that they go and talk to lots of people and go to new places. Mommy says that I cannot go because there is no couch for me to lay on during class. Daddy could just bring my big pillow and I could lay on that. I wouldn't even bark or whine like that moron Molly does. I'd just lay there.

And Mommy and Daddy are going to make a mess of my big yard! They are going to dig a really big hole and fill it with water. I don't like baths! And what about baths when it is cold? Are they going to have the Big Girl give me my bath outside? I'll get a cold if I have to get a bath outside in the winter!!!

Not happy.

Yay!!!! Daddy took me to the doctor today and they said that my ouchie is all healed up and I don't have to wear that stupid collar anymore!!!! Happy happy happy!

But then Daddy and the Big Girl left to go shopping. I want to go shopping. Oh well, at least they didn't put the collar thing on me before they left!

I am still NOT happy. Mommy and Daddy keep putting on a different collar on me. It's not as bad as The Cone, but I cannot curl up with it on. And I cannot lick my ouchie!

Mommy says that I will go back to the vet tomorrow to get my staples taken out. I hope that it doesn't hurt...

Ok, I am happy now! Even though I had to wear The Cone all day long.

Why? Because a box came! And it was for me and Molly!! Nothing for Ink! And it was from Miss Kathy from Golden Dog Bakery!!! And it had Pupper's Pizza in it!!!!! Here is a picture of me & Molly waiting very nicely for our Pupper's Pizza. And Mommy is just being really mean and not giving it to us. How awful is that???

And even better! Miss Kathy sent us toys! We haven't had new toys in a long time! Boy this has been a really really good day.

I am NOT happy. It's been days and I still have to wear this stupid Cone. Mommy and Daddy let me sleep without it because they say that I sleep all night and don't lick, but anytime they aren't sitting in the room with me they make me wear it! Mommy left today to go to Work and she had Daddy put it on me! Just because he is going to be outside working on the new shed.

This STINKS. The stupid cat keeps laughing at me. I am running into stuff and getting stuck. I can't eat with this thing on, so they take it off for meals but that means that I can't leave some for later to snack.

Mommy says that I have to keep it on for another WEEK. What's a dog supposed to do?

I had to go the vet today. Mommy wouldn't even let me have breakfast before I went! Then she left me there! Now, I don't mind going to see the vet. Melissa is there and I like Melissa. But Mommy left me there!!!

Then they gave me a shot that made me sleepy. When I woke up I had a plastic thingy on my head and an ouchy on my leg. And I felt really woozy. Daddy came and got me and brought me home. He let me eat my dinner out of his hands because I had trouble eating out of my bowl. I wonder if Mommy will feed me breakfast that way.

Daddy calls the plastic thing The Cone. He took it off but he won't let me lick my ouchy! He says that he is going to put The Cone back on for bed. Now how the heck is a dog supposed to sleep with that stupid Cone on my head???