I went downstairs to get the wrapping paper out and put it into my craft room to start wrapping gifts. While rummaging about in the storage area, I pulled a few strings of sticky spider web off of the bags and boxes around me.
Blech, stupid spiders, I thought to myself. It had been a long time since I had had to wrap anything, so I didn't think much of it. Spiders in storage spaces are just one of those things, you know?
I grab the first load of paper, drop it off in the craft room, come back, round the corner and then-- I see it. The HUGEST spider I have ever seen in that is not in the wild.
Huge! Black widow, and the best part? Right above and to the right of where I'd been rummaging. The spider web belonged to this ugly beast!
I flipped out! Started doing the heebee jeebee dance and I think shouted something like "AH! Ryan! Ryan! ew ew ew! Oh my gosh! You're gonna die if you see this. Blech! Ugh! It's HUGE huge huge! And I was right there! Right THERE!!"
Ryan barely tip toes down the stairs and then leaned waaaaay over to see if he could catch a glimpse. Weirdly enough, when he knew where it was and it couldn't "sneak up" on him, he was willling to decend the other 3/4ths of the stairwell and took this picture!
Ryan started handing me the vacuum and I was about to suck the little bugger up in it, when I realized there was no way to know that it was dead. I didn't want it getting out and wandering somewhere unknown to us.
So I put on my big girl panties. Like REALLY big girl panties. Plus my superhero cape and ate some spinach, and went and got the Cr
itter Catcher. It's designed for humane removal of creepy crawlies from your house, but I had no mercy in mind.
Ryan cleared the way, opened the front door, and so when I was ready, I grabbed that nasty giantess of a spider and bolted out the door. Then it was a quick release and BAM!!! That thing was paste on the bottom of my shoe.
ugh.
Seriously, the scariest spider I've ever gotten out of my house.
The appointment for someone to spray for spiders is soon. I'll have no more close encounters of the black widow kind, thank you very much.