The ruiner of the day

Gahh.

Chaos.

Well.

Its just ain't my day I guess.

I got summoned for parking my car under a never-been-told-cars-are-prohibited-to-park-there-shade

It may look lyke not-that-pathetic

if and only if  

u are lucky enough to be raise with a silver spoon in ur mouth.

okay.

Let it be gold then.

more dramatic.

I lyke.

haha.

Devil side: "Whats the big deal? Its just a summon. Ur making things as if ur world is falling apart."

Angelic side: "Well, as a matter of fact, it is. 

• The fines for the car summon cost me 30 bucks~! *I need. No. I must settle down the summon within 14 days from today. Argh~!
• The allowance is still not in yet.
• Im too shy to ask my dad for financial support. *as he had banked in 250 bucks for those text books.*
• There's only RM18.92 in my bank account. *No matter what happen, I wont allow any cash out from my ASB account. thank you.*
• There's only RM94.60 in my wallet. 
• I still owe Aween RM 120 for the 2nd hand books.

and yes.

My world is falling apart!

plus. 

It wasn't me who found out about the summon in the 1st place.

It was Amirul Syahmi *chop* together with Syafiq Sehat!

They found it while waiting for me to hand in my previous semester books to Amirul as he's some sort of a 2nd hand book dealer to the Jan 09 intakes.

How embarrasing~!

and I saw Syafiq's smirk.

*Ouch*

It hurts okay. Exp when you are running out of moolah lyke a desperado.

"Being sarcastic to me eyh? Wait till karma strikes you back."

haha.

Kiddin'

While I was walking towards em, Amirul hand me something.

Amirul: "Nah. Hadiah untuk kau"

Me: "Hah?"

My 1st summon~! A huge round of applause to me! *clap*clap* or should I say *slap*slap*?

Amirul: "Itu la, parking ikut suka lagi"

Me: "Hell! malam tadi tak de parking okay. 5 kali aku round cari parking kot. Grrr"

After the book handling session,

I went back to my room.

Start babbling to Anis as if I was venting my anger towards her. *sorry roomie. haha*

Expressed my anger on my ym, gtalk and Facebook shoutout.

Got Deena's attention.

Dena: "Kena saman? Bila? Mana? Bagaimana?"

Me: "Ye. Argh. Geram gila kot. Kena kat v2 la coz parking kat porch depan bilik tamu"

Dena: "Ouh. Kesiannye"

Me: "Tu la. Ingatkan aku dah cukup berdaulat nak parking kat porch kereta 2. haish"

Still.

I was wandering.

NO.

I was pondering. 

Who else besides me had experienced a summon before.

Aha.

Mahsyar!

haha.

so, I called him.

Me: "Macam mana nak bayar saman?"

Mahsyar: " Hah. Ko kena saman ke? *chuckles* Saman kena bayar kat office security sebelah IRC"

Me: "Tak de diskaun ke?. Kan boleh mintak diskaun."

Mahsyar: "*Roffle* YES. He was roffling*. Ala. Bayar je la. Nak diskaun2 pulak"

Me: "Kalau aku anak lord tak pe la. Erm, sape lagi pernah kena saman? Nak tnye pasal diskaun la.

Mahsyar: "Ntah. Nak aku buat Kelab Orang Kena Saman pulak ke?

Me: "Aah. Boleh jugak. Tambah lagi 1 kelab lepas Kelab Orang Kampung"

Us: LOL! 

Back to Anis

Me: "Macam mana ni? Dah la tak de duit. Elaun tak masuk lagi"

Anis: " Oho. Aku turut bersimpati"

Me: "Marilah kita memasak. Boleh jimat duit"

Anis: "Marilah~! Buat ape bawak periuk belanga banyak2 tapi tak guna"

Me: "Wokeyh. Chantek~!"

so, we did some cooking.

to cut down our expenditure on food stuffs.

We

haha.

Jimat cermat ye.

Bukan kedekut.

Note that.

The roomies are cooking for dinner. 

On a iron board. Creative thinking okay. not silly. 

Yeap. U can cook sardine using a slow cooker but it takes u 3 times longer than usual.

My advise is, Better not! Go for rice cooker instead. *Duh. lyke u have a frying pan in ur room?* fake.fake. haha~

Tadaa~ Nasi Goreng Kampung for the Association of Orang Kampung. Wahaha~!

The taste was okay for a beginner to start.

But the crux of the matter is 

*The Joy Of Cooking Together Hand In Hand*

Yang tak sedap pon jadi sedap.

erk.

haha.

I went back home this evening.

Got attacked by another surprise.

Dad: "Awak kena saman?!"

Me: "Hah?"*takkan surat saman utp sampai rumah kot?. gle la!* 

Dad: "Macam mana boleh kena?"

Me: "Nak buat macam mana? Dah tak de parking kosong kat v2. Eleen park je la bawah porch"

Dad: "Awak tak payah bayar. Awak report je la kat student council. Dah parking tak cukup. Bukan salah awak"

Me: "Erk. Tak jugak. Ade je parking kosong. Tapi jauh kat v4 la"

Dad:"Kalau macam tu, tak boleh la"

Me: "Mana papa tau ni?"

Dad: "Ade la"

Me: "Hmm"

Sheesh~

No other suspect.

He's the only one.

Mak Cik Doyah's son in law.

It must be him.

My neighbour's son in law.

Told ya in the previous entry.

He's working as a guard in utp.

People.

I need some space.

U dont have to lyke hand in my parents my daily report each and every day.

Im no kiddo.

Come on.

A lil' faith wont hurt.

~Promise.~

Mapley with mat rempit

Warning! this post is extremely long *hiperbola* and dragging too~

You are from Malaysia rite?

aha.

you should already be familiar with what a 'mat rempit' is.

Ouh. In case if you are not, 

*perhaps a 'mat saleh stumble upon my blog* lyke since when did my blog went global? ~giggling~

let me brief you on the definition of mat rempit.

according to Dictionpedia of Redundancy  

Mat Rempit

(1) noun. Amature motorcycle stunt enthusiasts who strut their idiotic choreography on the open road, usually on the highways where there's plenty of room. Often poses threats to other motorists;

(3) Slang. Noob.

(2) Least studied sub-species of humans; Homo sapiens idiotus. 

Ha-di-ha-ha~!

that was kinda hilarious. 

okay. 

here goes the story...

Saturday, 17th January 2009

3.00 A.M.

"knock..knock"- a knock on my door.

 "yeap", -me

"Awak dah tidur ke?"- ouh. It was my dad.

"Nope. belum lagi. Kenapa?"- I was online. helping a friend of mine on his newbie Facebook.

"Jom keluar. Teman papa mapley. Tak boleh tidur pulak malam ni", -he replied.

"okay. Kejap ye." *wei aku out dulu. ko mainla facebook ni puas2 eyh. salam~*

3.10 AM

" Awak drive."

"orait"

so, we had a chat, bla...bla...bla... 

and,

suddenly...

3.25 AM

Vroom...vroom...prengggg...*ah. you know. the sound of modified kapchai motorbikes*

"Whoa~! ada race la malam ni!"-

I was surprised. and  I went lyke "Im a Dutchman!" Unbelieveable~! Just look at the crowd!.

"Ramainya. Ada dalam...*dad starts counting* approx 500 plus la. okay. awak drive steady je."- 

dad was worried as he thought I was some sort of panic in that exceptionally unfamiliar situation.

yeah. Thanx dad~!

as a matter of fact, I did

but, I was overwhelmed 

overwhelmed by my excited-ness for it was my 1st tyme *my 1st tyme! wohoo~!*driving in a crowd of 500 plus mat rempits~

can you imagine that?

Q&A session: Q- so how was it Lyana?

    A- what 'it'? ouh. you mean, how do i feel? well... at first, I was a lil' bit scared and panicked. Im afraid I might be hijacked by em as they are too many. way too many. but hey. my dad's here. why should i be afraid of?  besides, i can just hit em with the car im driving and the insurance company will cover all those damage i've done and Im not  losing even a single penny from my pocket. great~

okay.

~Chill lyana. chill~

I can do this.

I definitely can do this.

And 

chill yourself dad~

=)

haha.

so, I drove carefully.

together with those mat rempits

as if i was racing with em.

haha

on a secong thought,

I felt like i was a vvip being escorted by hundreds of superbikes~

*chuckles* -ouh. pretencious me.- 

silly.

still,

its scary tho.

they were like biking in a supersonic speed.

and imagine this.

3 straight roads

i was driving in the middle

2 fast and furoius fully modofied kapchai bikes

with the annoying 'preng' sound

speeding like crazy

super duper fast

between my mpv.

simultaneously!

hah!

it felt lyke a huge trailer passing by your car while you were waiting for the traffic light to turn green.

your car experienced a small-earthquake-like shakey feeling rite?

take that!

but the best part was when i stopped my car as the traffic light turns red.

however,

 not to my surprise, *duh* these very enthusiastic-on-drug*ice baby I assume* bloody mat rempits proudly accelerate to the utmost-speed-their-motorbike-can-go while acting *more to showing off actually* this silly freestyle-  the free willy

and again.

2 of em

simultaneously

 

super duper sacry-yet-idiotic cool act~!

awesomeness~!

fantabulous~! 

hey. Im not suppose to be supporting this am I?

-I take back my words-

thank you.

and again 

hah!

this time, the small-earthquake-like-shakey feeling, hit my car even harder. I can really feel that my car was swinging.

duh. center point of equilibrium of a mpv vehicle is higher than regular car. its quite unstable.

they really scare the hell out of me!

so, we stopped at a nearby mamak restaurant.

just to watch the illegal race.

ordered some foods.

chit chat.bla3...

and then,

here comes the police

2 police cars against 500plus motorbikes.

heh

lyke what can you do?

just 'shooh'them away?

and make them come 15minutes later?

and yeah.

they did come exactly 15mins later.

and what did those policeman do?

they 'shooh'em again and again.

after quite a while, 

my dad broke the silence

"kalau awak, macam mana awak nak handle semua ni?"

"hurm, kalau ikutkan hati la, enforce law, tembak je sesiapa yang merempit ni. puas hati. tak habis-habis menyusahkan orang.

 kalau humban diorang dalam lokap pun tak guna. 

buang duit keraajan je nak bagi diorang ni makan n tidur free.

 baik invest duit tu dalam sektor pembangunan negara atau sektor pendidikan. ada jugak hasilnya."

"Tapi kalau ikutkan rasional pulak, diorangkan remaja. 

darah muda. 

need for speed tu is a must.

So, why not kerajaan atau kerajaan negeri adakan peruntukan untuk buat litar lumba yang affordable untuk remaja. 

Takkan nak expect diorang ni semua nak lumba dekat litar Sepang tu kot. 

Dahla mahal, besides, these mat rempits, they are everywhere~ all over Malaysia.

Melampau la kalau nak lumba je kena pergi litar Sepang. 

It doesn't make any sense at all!

Secara tidak lansung, bakat yang ada tu, tak disalahgunakan.

Kalau bakat diorang ni digilap lagi, tak mustahil diorang boleh represent Malaysia dalam world champion league or whatsoever.

Dapat mengharumkan nama negara jugak.

Silap-silap, boleh jadi macam Datuk Lee Chong Wei and Datuk Nicole Ann David.

Malaysia jugak yang dapat nama."

fuh.

told ya Im a jabber.

dont tell me I didn't warn ya.

haha

Think bout it.

On a second thought,

ponder about this matter.

It does make sense rite?

so long...

good day~

-cheers-

dah upload Dan Brown pulak~

nah.

dah upload dah.

1-  Angels & Demons

2- Deception Point

3- Digital Fortress

4- The Da Vincci Code

Click here to download the E-Book 

Jangan facinated sangat sampai tak datang kelas eyh.

haha.

Kalau tak nampak Lorenzo datang lecture or tutorial,

meaning dia tengah khatamkan buku-buku Stephenie Meyer dengan Dan Brown la tu.

huahaha...

To Lorenzo and Syahmi, 

sorry ye.

Lambat sikit jawab tag.

Nak scan gambar-gambar lama tu, 

scanner pulak tak function.

*whoa. semangatnye  nak jawab tag*

~mestilah~

*haiiyakk*

haha

Daphnee~!

Dan Brown lagi best dari Stephenie Meyer

kan..kan..kan..?

heh

till then, 

toodles~

Stephenie Meyer Mania...

Books of phenomenon...yelah sangat.

Click here to download the E-Book 

You.

Yes.

You.

Are u a Twilight Freak?

aha..?

I mean the movie version of Twilight. Not the book. *Duh*

I know its kinda lame for me to digitally pen my thoughts now.

Its over rite?

Its lyke " thats soo... 30 minutes ago" *dengan gaya perempuan mat saleh gedik*

But who cares?

I dont give a damn

gagaga....

Okay2. The thing is if you are 1 of the Twilight freaks out there

 or

 should I say Edward Cullen freak? *btw, Im not E.C freak. Take note. Thank you.*

You might probably wanna own those boooks written by Stephanie Meyer rite?

Somehow its kinda lyke 

"OMG3~! I'm dying for those books. I never wanted anything sooo badly before. These books makes me crazy. Its a MUST have. I'll be super un-cool for not possessing em' "....and all your yadda yadda went dramatically hiperbola. *another rhymes~! wohoo*

haha.

Dont mention it. 

I definitely know.

Well. I was one of those lousy freaks. *woops*

Okay. Its a was.

A HUMONGOUS WAS.

And it was a mistake.

A HUGE MISTAKE.

I went to MPH and Popular book store at Jusco, Ipoh over and over again searching for those books lyke crazy.

No.

not searching.

I was Hunting.

Yes.

Hunting.

But to no avail.

I never give up hope.

I went to MPH Alamanda, Putrajaya. -Out of stock.

 I went to MPH SACC Mall, Shah Alam- Out of stock.

I went to a bookstore at PKNS, Shah Alam -Out of stock.

Argh. Its a phenomenon! 

Seroiusly.

Still. I never give up hope.

I followed my instinct.

And at last. I happily purchased Twilight & New Moon at Popular Jusco Ipoh and Breaking Dawn at MPH, Jusco Ipoh.

*Duh. Kalau aku tau, tak payah susah2 pegi cari kat Putrajaya ngan Shah Alam. Apela*

Yay~!

I was over the moon and I felt lyke it was my red letter day.

haha...

until...

okay2.

how do you define a good book?

• Based on the cover? *duh* you just dont follow Dont-Judge-A-Book-By-Its-Cover Idiom*
• Based on the writer? *This will do for Stephen King! hehe...*
• Based on the story that hit the cinema? *no. please dont.*
• or Based on your reading by flipping the book about 30pages? *30 pages dah kira banyak kot* 

I choose the last option.

Yea.

I read Twilight for about 30pages

I tried very hard to be patient 

I was lyke 

"chill la. Baru brapa page. Nanti best la 2"

but.

Patient waits for no man. 

Erk. In my case, Patient waits for no lady. *pelik la pulak. haha*

Tak tahan kot!

Hell boring gila!

Writing style entah hapa-hapa~!

Sangat bosan Amat~!

Apekah?

kata International best seller?

Aduhai

Serious. May Zhee Lim *a local writer. 17 years old this year. Thanx Dena for introducing me to her book. Heaven* writes much better than this soo called International Best Writer-Stephenie Meyer.

pegidahh...

Yeap. I haven't completed reading Twilight yet.

Apatah lagi New Moon dengan Breaking Dawn. Lagi la belum.

I just dont get it.

Why most of my peeps who posses those books keep on pushing me to buy em'.

"Lyana. Heaven gila buku tu. Cerita dia best sangat!. Its a must have. Seriously."

Yearrite... 

Kejadahnya best?

Sebab dia phenomenon?

Ah. 

Mengarut.

*sorry to Stephenie Meyer Maniac out there. Its just aint my taste.*

I should have listen to Anis Shurfa. 

ouh. 

I've wasted RM 150 bucks for those 3 lousy books!

Ya Allah. 

RM 150 bucks kalau simpan dalam ASB dah beranak-pinak duit aku

Aduhai...

Ah. the damaged is done.

At least I can improve my vocab rite? *conformity*

haha

Btw, to those who still haven't read this soo called phenomenon books, I have the e-book version.

full version

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse & Breaking Dawn

*Again. Ya Allah. Kalau aku tau ada e-book version, tak payah membazir sampai RM150 beli buku-buku tu semua*

But sadly, 

I dunno how to upload it in my blog.

heh. masih kurang ilmu

so, if you want it, just notify me.

but make sure your pc is compatible with winzip.

If not, you can google and download 7 zip. *free version of winzip*

Thanx to Mahsyar for introducing me to this 7 zip thingy~!

and thanx to Zeffree for giving me those useful links~!

ouh. Lotsa2 compliments.

Dena, Mahsyar,Zeffree

haha

Anyone wants compliment from me?

Ajarkanlah ilmu yang berguna.

hehe...

till then.

-chow-

So much of a stalking dad?

Mohd Hamka B. Abd Aziz. wah.. garangnya. haha

Scene 1

While I was hanging out with my dad one day, he asked me about my monthly allowence.

Dad: Elaun dah masuk?

Me:  Yeap. dah. Every 25th, elaun masuk la

Dad: Awak keluar duit tadi beli apa?

Me: Huh? *gasp* 

Dad: Awak ingat papa tak tau ke awak keluar duit banyak mana?

Me:  Macam mana pulak papa boleh tau? Bukan ke confidential?

Dad: Hahaha*gelak penuh bangga* Baki dalam akaun awak brapa, Awak keluar duit banyak mana, frequency awak keluar duit every week, pukul brapa, hari apa, semua papa tau. Awak punya bank transaction statement ada kat office papa. 

Me: Boleh request ke?

Dad: Sepatutnya tak boleh. Illegal. Awak boleh report kat Bank Negara. Papa boleh kena saman dengan awak.

Me: Habis tu, macam mana pulak boleh dapat semua info tu kalau dah illegal?

Dad: Ade la. Kawan kan ramai. Mintak je la. Besides, nak tau pasal anak sendiri. Takkan la awak nak saman papa kot kan? haha.

Me: Its about the ethics la papa. *sigh*

Its a pity if ur dad is a banker as well. 

haha

but think of the bright side,

• He acts as your financial consultant.
• He managed your money effectively. ASB, ASM, Tabung Haji, Insurance, bla3....
• He know where to invest your money.

not bad eyh?

Scene 2

My dad fetched me from utp. At the main gate, a guard showed up for inspection.

Guard: Eh. Encik Hamka. Ambil anak?

Dad: Haah. ye. Cuti hujung minggu. *alamak. siapa ke nama dia ni. gelap pulak, tak nampak nametag*

Guard: Oh. Okay. Selamat jalan..

Dad: Terima kasih~

Me: Papa kenal ke guard tu?

Dad: Kenal kot. Ntah

Me: Macam mana pulak boleh kenal? Ni mesti sebab menantu Mak Cik Doyah jadi guard kat sini.

Dad: Probably. At least tujuh orang guard kat sini kenal awak.  Jangan nak buat hal.

Me: Hah! TUJUH?!

OMG~! I repeat. Tujuh. 

No more late night mapley at Salim I guess

Haish.

Why do my neighbour's son-in-law has to work here? 

Is there no other place instead of utp for you to guard

hoi. rezeki la. banyak bunyi pulak

Yellow hat please- Incase of any emergency, you have accompany.

yearrite...

Scene 3

A friend of mine pay a visit before she went to Eqypt to further her studies. She came with her dad so I picked her up at utp's mosque. He had a nice and warm conversation. Suddenly my dad called.

Dad: Awak kat mana ni?

Me: Kat utp la. Otw nak pegi masjid. Anis datang dengan ayah dia tadi. Ni nak hantar dia kat masjid. Kenapa?

Dad: Oh. tak de, papa kat masjid utp la ni.

Me. HAH! buat apa?

Dad: Saja nak tengok awak.

Me: Papa nak spy ye? Saje nak ambush?

Dad: Terpulang la kat awak punya interpretation.

Me: Yolah.

Pity me for staying 30minutes -travelling -by-car from utp.

haha.

Another bright side- This is what we called concern.

Yearrite...

But hey, Im not the only one.

Yippie~!

Another friend of mine, her dad working far far away across the South China Sea, stalk her as well.

Unfortunate for her, her dad is a tech-savvy.

Not just her dad. Her mom as well

They blog too tho!

Wuhoo~!

Fortunate me, my parents ain't one

haha.

And anoher friend.

Yesterday while I was having an evening nap, My phone rang

I missed the call. To my surprise it was his dad.

haha

I saved his dad number because 

His dad once message me and another friend asking who we are.

I was lyke "who are you?"

but my friend goes lyke "Im Bedah"

haha

Then his dad called my friend and she told me bout it

then only I knew it was his dad.

 I was mischevious.

I decided to call back

haha

Me: Hello. 

Uncle: Hello. ni siapa?

Me: Er, ni Lyana

Uncle: Yana? Yana mana? Yana Penang?

Me: Eh. Bukan2. Saya duduk Ipoh

Uncle: Oh. Tapi macam mana num awak boleh ada dalam hp saya?

Me: Hah? Saya pun tak tau.

Uncle: Awak ni student utp ke?

Me: Haah. 

Uncle: Oh. Awak ni kawan anak saya la kot. Dia guna hp saya save num awak.

Me: Ouh. Ye la kot.

Uncle: Tak pe la kalau macam tu, Bye2

Me: Bye2... *chuckles*

Haha. saje main2. Bukan selalu. See, saya tak bidap pon kan?

heh.

Naah.  

The crux of the matter is, They Care.

Think about it.

~Toodles~

2000 + 9 =2009

Its 2009

A new year.

A new resolution.

A new perspective.

A new hope*perhaps?*

People are blogging of what had happened in 2008 and expectations of 2009.

Its a good thing of doing so.

 

Flashback your past so that you can improve it in the furure.

Predict your future so that you can prepare yourself from now on.

Tomorrow is,

Another day

Another opportunity

Another chance

Better start working 

For the betterment of our future

And making the world a better place.

Au revoir 2008

Bonjour 2009

 

From the bottom of my heart,

Lyana