**Why don't my kids sleep through the night?
**Why do my kids throw-up so much? (Mya puked last night. Nasty)
**Mopping is a total and complete waste of time.
**I wonder where I can find an extra $1000 so I can buy that camera I want.
**We
really need to buy a boat this year. With all that extra money we have.
**I wish playing with kids toys didn't bore me so much. But it does.
**I need to come up with more "winter" activites for my kids. Right now they're watching Ellen. Can't be good.
**I'm quite sure I have the coolest husband in the entire world
**I find it very unfair that kids come equipped with an "on/off" switch for their ears, but mom's don't. I need one. Badly.
**I've been craving celery. Is that weird? Definitely weird. And no, I'm not pregnant.
**My treadmill is broken. Anyone know how to fix them?
**I wish laundry could put itself away.
**When we get really rich, I'm hiring a chef. Maybe the iron chef. As long as they don't make freaky food like they do on the show.
**Anytime I take a drink of milk, I sniff it first. Even if I just bought it. There's nothing worse than taking a big swig of rotten milke. Yes, I've done it. More than once.
**This year, I'm going to spend more time with friends and family. Because they matter to me.
**I think Jaida came equipped with two completely different personalities. One of which we could do without.
**I'm tired. Really, really tired. And I'm trying to give up Diet Coke so I don't even get a caffeine boost. Boo.
**Time to go play Barbies. Woohoo.