I tried to take a pic of Roxy but Jesse photo bombed it.
And again...
and again
Let me tell you about a couple conversations I have had with this little stinker lately.
In the middle of Hobby Lobby:
Jess: Mom can we go to the park?
Me: no Jesse its raining and I don't want to get wet.
Jess: well it's only sprinkling, how about when the rain drops get bigger we can leave?
Me: No it's raining and I don't want to be out there.
Jess: It's not raining it's sprinkling YOU IDIOT!
Oh my goodness!!!
you know that noise you make when you suck in air quickly almost like your scared? I don't know how to spell that noise but I did that extremely loud and said "what did you say???" He knew he was in trouble. Now I know that he doesn't really know what that word means at all so I didn't get mad. I just quickly explained we don't ever say that word and call people that because it's not nice at all. I felt like one of those moms in the store where the kids are basically yelling and cussing at their mom and they don't do anything about it! So we left.
Later at home...
Me: Jesse where did you learn the word idiot?
Jess: I don't know (looking very sheepish)
Me: tell me Jesse, mommy needs to know?
Jess: from a tv show
Me: which one?
Jess: (not wanting to say it) Johnny Test
this Test show is a fairly new show they've started to watch. I've seen it and it didn't have like any educational or moral to it but the boys LOVED it so I let them watch. well NOT anymore. I told Jesse that they will no longer be able to watch that show because it teaches them bad things. He was very sad because he likes it but I just told him it's not good and they can't watch it. so we went to play outside for a little while.
about 10 minutes later back inside the house.
Jess: mom I need to tell you something.
Me: sure what's up?
Jess: um well I didn't learn idiot from Johnny Test. I actually learned it from Curious George.
Me: (biting my tongue so hard so I don't laugh hysterically) Jesse I don't think so. George doesn't say those words.
Jess: no really mom it was George not Johnny
Me: (losing it at this point) No dude, we will not be watching Johnny anymore and please don't make up stories.
MY 4 YEAR OLD IS GENIUS!!!!!
and kind of a liar
but lets focus on the genius part!
I told that to Rob and we were laughing so hard! He is the craziest funniest kid I have ever met!
I think we are in BIG trouble with this kid!