One of the funniest things I have ever witnessed in my life!
Ward, the father of my brother-in-law Mike, passed away last week after a long battle with multiple myeloma. I attended his funeral yesterday in Centerville. It was a great funeral, celebrating the life of this great man. What is most memorable to me now, however, is what happened at the Centerville Cemetery. I mean no disrespect to Ward, by telling this story. He would have laughed too. His wife and son thought it was pretty funny.
A huge blizzard began during the funeral, and continued as we headed to the cemetery. The roads were snow-packed, and and the hearse wasn't able to make it up the steep hill in the cemetery to the burial plot. The wheels just spun and spun. I considered volunteering to hook up a tow strap to my truck and pull them up the hill. They decided to take another route, taking the hearse up a gentler slope on the edge of the cemetery, across the top, then part-way down the hill in the center of the cemetery, closest to the plot. The pallbearers gathered around the back of the hearse and opened up the back end to remove the casket. As they began pulling the casket out, the hearse started sliding down the steep hill pulling all the pallbearers with it, either holding on to the casket or the back of the hearse. The hearse picked up speed, and was going at a pretty good clip down the hill until finally the slope leveled out somewhat, and the hearse came to a stop. We were laughing so hard, we were in tears. It's not everyday that you see a bunch of old men (mostly Ward's High Priest Group) *hookeybobbin' behind a hearse down a steep hill. I looked up the hill at the Air Force Honor Guard, standing at attention, getting covered with snow. They were trying so hard not to bust up laughing. The pallbearers brushed themselves off, and brought the casket up the hill, trudging through over 6 inches of snow. The man carrying the flowers in front of the casket slipped and fell forward in the snow, landing on top of the flowers. Apparently marble and granite headstones get very slick when covered with snow (especially at 20 degrees!). Luckily the casket made it safely to it's final resting place. Bonnie, the widow, kept saying that Ward had probably planned this and was up there getting a good laugh. I wish we had a video of the excitement. We would have won a lot of money on "America's Funniest Home Videos." I had predicted the hearse sliding down the hill, and my sister had made comments about wishing we had a video camera with us- before it even happened. Sometimes you just know something is going to happen. The mortuary people said they had never had such an experience. I think in the future, they may invest in some chains for their hearse.
It was a funeral to remember, for a really neat and funny guy. My sister exclaimed that when anyone else she loves dies, they had better do it in the summer! I think my toes are still cold. What was I thinking only wearing normal dress shoes with knee-high nylons?! What a day. It took me 2 hours just to get home from Centerville. I hope no one is horrified by my story. For all who were there, it was hilarious. Here are some pictures my sister Laura took after the incident. She used her telephoto lens, so it doesn't really show just how far down the hill they were. At least it shows the conditions.
*A note on hookeybobbin'. My husband didn't know what hookeybobbin' is, so I guess I should explain. Hookeybobbin' is a term used to describe the practice of holding onto the bumper of a car and being pulled down an icy road. I know it's called different things in different areas, but here we call it hookeybobbin', and yes, it's dangerous! No wonder Rob didn't know what it was; they probably don't even have a term for such an thing in Southern California.