Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Bub? The Brain?

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world."
I'm a little scared....



911 To The Rescue

Today I had to call the fire department to rescue Isaac from my own stupidity. I locked him in the car. Dummy. Luckily it was still running with the A/C going so he was not in danger of the 95 degree heat. We, Lesley & Courtney Sage and I, tried the old coat hanger trick which failed miserably: first, I didn’t even know where to insert the hanger; second, I could not get it “inserted” in any of the 50 places I tried. We called friends and neighbors who lived nearby but alas still no hope. Then someone suggested we call 911, Duh! Why didn’t I think of that 10 minutes ago! They were there in less than five minutes (Firemen AND Paramedics) and had Isaac out in about 3 minutes. Thanks our local Heroes!

I need to get one of those magnetic hide-a-key doohickeys; if you’re looking to steal a ’93 Nissan Altima with 250k miles, it will be an easy lift; I’ll take my chances.