Hospital stories: Student Doctor

So had a doctor's appointment today however my regular doctor was too busy to see me. So I had to see another guy along with his "student" doctor who is doing his residency. All would be fine and I would have felt a little bit more comfortable had I had actually seen them before!!?? Nothing like going to some strangers for your problems.

The conversation went something like this:

doc A: Hi, I am doctor A. Please follow me.
[So I followed the two strangers into another room]

doc B: Hello I am doctor B. Don't worry the walls are sound proof
[I am thinking "okaaay. sure"]

[now we are in the room, door closes.]
doc A: Please sit or lie down.
[I did and he went to organize his papers.]

doc B: So....What do you have?
[me thinking: Woah, if you don't know, how am I suppose to know?]
Me: I dunno. I was told to come here.

doc B: You really should know these things.
Me: Well...I don't. You know...less is more. [jokingly]
[doc B chuckles]

doc B: So how old are you?
[Me thinking: Isn't that in my chart somewhere?...Wait, how old am I?]
Me: Twenty-seven

doc B: You married?
[Me thinking: How is that related to my diagnosis??]
Me: No

doc B: You got kids?
[Me thinking: Didn't I just say that I was not married? Ok, I guess ppl could be single with kids... But, what does this got to do with my diagnosis? Hmm....Do I look that old...Old like a mother?? eek]
Me: No

[pause]
doc B: Ok. Let's hook you up? [and places some stuff on my arms for testing]


Conclusion? Weird...Residency doctors are weird.

And...Later, I had to throw s/t in the trash and I missed. He said, "haha, you suck." See? Weird! What kind of doctor would say that to his patients, whom he just met. Weird.

Did you know that one in 18 people have a third nipple?? (i didn't know that it was that common...interesting!)