Monday, December 31, 2012

Why, yes, I will take some cream. Hold the pie.

 Briton and the kids celebrated Thanksgiving with the cuz's.  After dinner, the kids had a whipping cream fight.  Anyway, here's Hilary helping Syd to suit up.


After some coaching on the rules ("Throw the whipping cream at each other!"), they loosened up. Some of them.  Sydney doesn't seem as excited anymore.


 I can't tell if Clara is looking out of the sliding glass door in forlorn envy or relief at being spared the onslaught.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Friday, December 28, 2012

Thursday, December 27, 2012

A Tight Squeeze


My nursing license was up for renewal at the end of November.  The Oregon State Board of Nursing (OSBN) requires an RN log 960 hours over 5 years to be eligible for renewal.  And also you can't have murdered anyone, or stolen drugs, I believe.  A license is good for 2 years -- just like a temple recommend -- which also precludes murder and narcotic theft.  Anyway,  you'd think 960 hours, i.e. about 4 hours/week, is not a burdensome requirement.  But throw one year of not working,  three months of maternity leave (twice), and laissez-faire scheduling (my doing) into the mix, and you end up 238 hours shy of the mark.  Why did I wait until the eleventh hour to find out my cumulative hours?   Ummmm.  Wait.  That is not the point of this post.

238 hours!  That is the point.  Where does a full-time mom find 238 hours to spend at work over 5 weeks?!?!?  Plus, there was the possibility of being cancelled from a scheduled shift at any time - so I would need to work extra at the beginning of the month, as much as possible.  Briton and I toyed with the idea of just letting the license lapse -- for about 2 seconds -- before deciding we'd go for it, for obvious reasons.  And by "we", I mean, I couldn't have done it without his 100% support - since he would basically be single-parenting and cutting into his work schedule.   The kids loved it, because they got to eat new recipes -- like peanut butter and pickle pizza.



I clocked in 962 hours, in fact, by 11/24 -- two hours over and two days before deadline.  That pic is the online renewal form.  Notice the "Response:  Yes".  That felt really, really good to write.  As you can tell, because I took a picture of the screen.

I learned some things during that month.
1.  It's easier to go to work than it is to be a mom  ... sometimes.
2.  Home is where my heart is.
3.  Working overtime and nights and weekends pays prettily.
4.  Old habits are hard to break.

A couple weeks ago I was asked to play the organ for ward temple night.  I said sure, no problem.  The following Sunday, the bishop pulled me aside and notified me that my temple recommend had expired (see #4 above).


Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Miles Post


Dear Mom and Dad,


Contrary to common opinion of all those who saw the last close-up picture of me, I don't look like a stuffed Thanksgiving turkey in real life.  I concede that I produce copious amounts of drool.  Will you please post the attached video to vindicate my active physique, charming laugh, and clever fists?   

Love,
Miles.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry .... Halloween!

 Joseph: Ninja; Isaac: Frankenstien; Clara: Ladybug; Sydney: Snickers; Talmage: Knight; Sonya: Lion

Did that trick you?  Did you think it was going to say Merry Christmas?  It will one day.  One da-ay it will.  For now, it's catch up.  
 


Speaking of ketchup,  Sydney decided to be a Snicker bar instead -- so we disemboweled a chocolate-y looking body pillow and stuffed her inside, like the gooey nougat caramel that she is.   Clara recycled the ladybug costume (whew) and Talmage last-minute changed his mind to be the knight (sewed by a factory) instead of a puma (double-whew).  Sonya is wearing a size 3-month lion costume (her choice).  I'm sure her parents had a much more creative costume in mind but they were stuck in Israel because of the hurrycane so they couldn't do anything about her high-riding snaps.  Don't worry, she still got lots of loot, so it all worked out in the end.





Look!  The jack-o-lantern has a gold filling on his cavity.

The dripping blood from the monster claw was a new addition this year, by T&S.