Weebsington 3000

Things today that reminded me of Andrew Kaiser
Moe Sislack on the simpsons doing an impression of Kaiser doing an impression of Moe
The entire Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia album

Hey, that's my novelty flying disc! (sorry for the simpson's reference, Angie)

apologies for the lack of updates - after Audrey was born I wanted something really dynamic and fitting for the birth of my beautiful child. Sadly, I'm still Ransom - lacking for words in most spots. I'm always afraid that my general demeanor comes off as indifference. My worst fear is that I end up sounding like this.

Homer: Well, wait a minute! OK, I'm not going to win "Father of
the Year". In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world
who should have kids. I -- [the judge looks at him sternly]
Er, well, er, wait...can I start again? Fathering children
is the best part of my day. I'd do _anything_ for Bart and
Lisa!
Judge: And, er, Margaret?
Homer: Who? Lady, you got the wrong file.
Marge: [whispering] It's Maggie!
Homer: Oh, Maggie. Er, I got nothing against Maggie.

Seriously though, she's cool.

Also, we are finally real parents now - we just purchased a small SUV. Which still makes me feel weird, but I just wanted to say that next time you say to yourself, who is that jerk in the earth hating SUV, it may be me. And sadly, our SUV actually gets slightly better gas mileage than my old buick regal, which isn't earth loving - but slightly less earth punching from me.

What do you do when your homework asks for results and your best one is that the spanish version of lord of the rings is most heavily correlated with, and I quote...

2_teen couple on bed naked having sex 14 15 16 17 amateur xxx girl boy tits ass lolita illegal high school voyeur.mpg

What do you do? (there are some nasty people on p2p networks)

CNN has an audience reaction bar that follows the debate made up of a focus group consisting of persuadable democrats, republicans, and independents. it's funny to watch because it basically is partisan, except for independents, they love everything that is said. It is actually pretty funny to watch, it reminds me of PTA disbands episode.

Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to
or-diddely-order. Let's see if we can't put an end to this
strike fuss, huh? Mrs. Krabappel, why don't you begin?
Skinner: Boo!
Edna: Oh, "boo" yourself. Our demands are simple: a small cost-of-
living increase and some better equipment and supplies for
your children.
Audience: Yeah! Give it to them! etc.
Skinner: Yeah, in a dream world. We have a very tight budget; to do
what she's asking, we'd have to raise taxes.
Audience: Raise taxes? They're too high as they are. Taxes are bad.
etc.
Edna: It's your children's future.
Audience: That's right. Children are important. etc.
Skinner: It'll cost you.
Audience: No to taxes. My God, they're going to raise taxes. etc.
Edna: C'mon!
Audience: She makes a good case. Good point. etc.
Skinner: [rubs his fingertips together]
Audience: More taxes? The finger thing means the taxes. etc.
Ned: Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to
disagree.
Skinner: I don't agree to that.
Edna: Neither do I!

Angie called the pregnant lady hotline tonight to see if she could help paint the bathrooms. They told her that she could paint with latex paint, so we were like awesome. We double-checked the primer we bought, and apparently, it causes cancer and fetal abnormalities in California, which is great because we live in Iowa. It made me really sad how much the federal government has dropped the ball consumer protection wise. (In addition to our paint, we would not have been able to buy our mower in California)

Andrew has requested a Ruddiger update - Ruddiger is no longer called Ruddiger - her name is now Audrey so that I may call her Rudy. Apparently Rudy already has hair and is five-ish pounds (just a guess-timate based on the size of her Briggs'ian head) She should arrive in about a month and a half, which is exciting and scary at the same time

I really want to rewrite my simulation software in ruby because I love their ORM (object relational mapping) but I need the c++ speed (it's already slow enough) and it would probably be the first time someone would have moved from c++ to ruby for the final version in simulation software

My favorite election website has pegged McCain beating Obama by two delegates. I recommend going to the website, it does a really good job of condensing poll numbers and showing what state will really make a difference. Obama really needs either Indiana, Ohio, Nevada, New Mexico, or Virginia - none of which Kerry picked up in 2004.

Hello [on a cellphone], greetings, it's me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep [cellphone signal], and I'm brave [or strong],
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.

You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.
Your face and the love from the linden trees,
And I remember your eyes.

I call you [over the phone], to tell you what I feel right now,
Hello, my love, it's me, your happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me again, Picasso,
I sent you a beep [cellphone signal] and I'm brave [or strong],
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.