EEeeeeee! Comes before f!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

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ICE BREAKER JOKE

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You know what sucks?

A vaccum cleaner!

(lololololololol)

Anyway...

Eeeeee! Comes before f!

if you want to know the alphabet song, it goes like this:

(things in brackets are what you can say or do if you feel like it)

A before B, (boom boom chik)

B before C, (ya ya ya!)

C before D ( D D D!)

D before E (eeeeee!)

E before F (ohooh!)

Heeeeere wweeeeee gooooo!

(solo)

Yeeeeeeah!

F before G (boom boom)

G before H (h, h!)

H before I (aiyaiyai!)

I before......(drum roll) J!!!!!!

(J J J J J J J J jjjjjjjjjj lets go!)

oweeo oweeo oweeo

OWEEO OWEEO LETS GO

J before K (ooh kay!)

K before L (yahoo)

L before....(drum roll) M!

(Emmmmm!)

M to the n to the o to the p to the q to the r to the s to the t!

To THE T!

TOO THE T!

THE T THE T!

T to the u. To the V. To the double u.

That's W!

W before X! (x-actly)

X before Y! (whyaiyai!)

Y to the Z.....to the beginning!

(oh oh oh!)

REPEAT

Now for something sane.

I went to KK.

Now for something not sane.

Malaysia, truly asia!!!! Not europe, or north america!

Asia exclusive country 0_o!

POSTPONATION!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

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I am postponing my game review again! Because the lamp told me to!

HE SAID IT WAS THE POSTPONATION! But anyway i'm going to tell you the game: PEGGLE NIGHTS. PLAY IT YOURSELF TO FIND OUT!!!!

Game Review: Isn't today!!!!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

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GAME REVIEW: ISNT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!11

(I sound like a noob when i do those exclamation marks)

MEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!111

Anyway, what's with that saying:

"DUDE YOU'RE SUCH A NERF"

What exactly do you consider a nerf? (rant below)

You see, in the dictionary for normal english words that exist, the closest word that sounds like "nerf" that isn't "nerf" is potentially "nerd". Which means an intelligent but single-minded expert in a particular technical field or profession.

And neither am I in the band N.E.R.D. So if i were actually a "nerf", that would mean, according to Google: Nerf (trademarked in capitals as NERF) is a type of toy, created for safe indoor play, that either shoots or is made of foam-like material.

So if I were a "nerf" you are assuming I am a toy, created for safe indoor play, that either shoots or is made of foam-like material. HUH????

Firstly, I ain't no toy. And i certainly am not created for safe indoor play. I don't think I shoot. And I certainly aren't made from foam-like material. Or if I were a verb:

"To bump lightly, whether accidentally or purposefully; to weaken, water down, or dumb down"

Eh?

If you were a computer gamer, then I would be considered, considering I am a "nerf", a change to a game that reduces the desirability or effectiveness of a particular game element.

EH?

Or i could be an update that lowers the effectiveness of an aspect of a game.

EHHH????

So now you understand that being a "nerf" doesn't make sense.

BTW, Ain't isn't considered an actual word.

(I understand that it's just a pun and all, but I have to blog about something)

Singa-pore!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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So ya, i went to Singapore 2 days ago, or something, like that. No-one probably knows this anyway but I did!!! Oo-wee-ooh! And i bought stuff, obviously.

The point is....something.

But i did buy this:

NERF GUN!!!!

And it's actually fun!

My trip in a really short amount of time: I BOUGHT THINGS AND MORE THINGS AND THEN I TOOK A FLY THINGY BACK TO BRUNEI THE END.

WOohoo, the end!

How's life?

Friday, August 7, 2009

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Apparently there's this board game which asks you deep questions like "What is life?" and "What makes you human?" Strangeeee, eh?

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-EH!

Recently, I've been doing things. I have many games to review....Muhahahaha! So many reviews, too bad I only do them once a week.

Oh well, don't want to spoil the surprise....meheheheh.

On the other hand, this has been coming for a long time....

Chapter 7? (i think)

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After the lost chapter, Why the walrus was strange. He had been seeing people again.

Or was he being stalked by his grandmother??? He looked behind him.

Only a window...."I HAVE A WINDO...oh wait. I doooo!"

He felt happy. Suddenly his window exploded.

"AAAAH! FLYING WHITE SHARP THINGS!" he shouted.

Advertising. It's funny.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

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ADVERTS!!! ADVERTS!!! ADVERTS !!!!!!

ADVERBEDERTS!!!!

Anyway, before I get to talk about adverts, here's a song I made, sing it as if you're whistling.

An annoying song

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(whistling tune)

La la lu lu le le hulu hulu

hilir hilir hulu lulu rulu rulu rilir hala hulu gulu gula gili gula

la la lu lu le le hulu AAAH!!!!!!

(deka deka deka deka deka)

And now back to the thing about adverts. Also, the above song was sang while holding a water gun sitting on a chair. And it made no sense.

Also, ADVERTEBERTS!!!!!

Well, you see, like a certain same-named person who does advertising on his blog, SO WILL I!

For money.

.....erm. Not really, but If i had a webcam I would see how you would react.

Game Review: Audiosurf

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

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SOOOOO...i'm gonna review it. Eh. ALSO, AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

IF U WANT ME TO REVIEW A GAME, ASK IN MY CBOX!!!!!

Thank you and have a nice day.

Now, back to my reviewy.

AUDIOSURF

Audiosurf is a music/rhythm game, except the only thing is you provide the music. In Audiosurf, you select a music to play and Audiosurf generates a track from it, fast music like Canon Rock makes downhill tracks and slow music makes uphill tracks. As you go along the track, you have to collect blocks in order to make clusters of three or more blocks in each row.

Gameplay:8/10 - The gameplay is fast-paced when it needs to be and slow when it needs to be slow. While the game itself is fun, and replayable, the only drawback is the concept of collecting clusters itself is pretty boring. Other than that, the game is superb.

Music - 10/10 - I rate the music a 10 out of 10, because it depends on you. The music in this game, apart from the main screen tune, and background music, is all up to you. You provide the music for this game, hence if you don't like the music, try a different track that you do like.

Graphics - 10/10 - The graphics in this game is stunning. The tracks are done well, the background has all kinds of effects from stars to tentacle-like things which grab at you at the end of each track. All in all, the effects in this game are superb and well done.

Story - N/A - What story? There is no story.

Replayablity - 10/10 - The replayablity is great, especially with all kinds of different modes. Play the same song in three different difficulties, and try to beat personal bests. It's a whole lot of fun playing the same song over and over again, and it's guaranteed not to bore you for a long time. A seriously long time.

Audiosurf is a great music game, and if its gameplay could be a little bit better and less puzzle-like, you could be staring at a well made, perfect game. It's amazing, and with more than 10 modes of gameplay, each with its own unique perks, you won't get bored of this masterpiece for a while.