Dog in a Box

My friend JB likes boxes. JB is a kat. Dogs like boxes too! See this little dog in a little bog. And this big dog in a big box.

And this big dog in a little box.

But me, Rambo the tuff chi, I don't like boxes, big or small. I am clausterphobic, and I'd rather sit in my toy bin.

A Place called Pasadena

G-Mom is taking us to a place called Pasadena. It's where G-Pop has a condo because he works so far away from home. We go there once in a while with G-Mom. We like it there because there are lots of dawgies there. This is me and the little Midget in our car seat, buckled up and ready to go. I am a nervous wreck. I don't like the car. There's us, passing some cows. We're on the freeway. There's a sign for Pasadena. Not too far now. Passing the Miller brewery. A street in Pasadena. We have arrived at our destination. The condo.

The Invasion of the Yellow Blobs

You can't see us right now, but me and the Midget are behind this thing the humans call a pool float. That's because we're hiding from the invasion of the yellow blobs that keep falling out of the sky into our yard. The sky is not crying, so I don't know what the heck is going on. But, we're definitely being attacked by something. I think G-Mom will have to help us figure this one out! It's all clear. We can come out now. OH NO. There's four more. Watch Out Midget Molly! We need to make sure they are dead, so G-Mom's going to perform an autopsy. First, she cut it's body in half. Then, squeezed the guts out of it. The disposed of it's remains down the drain. It's gone forever.

Lemon Head

Me and MM were outside playing today when a big yellow round object fell out of the sky and hit me on the head. And then another fell right next to me. I checked it out. It doesn't have any eyes, or ears, or mouth. It doesn't have any legs or arms either. I sniffed it pretty good and it doesn't smell bad at all. However, I think its dead from the fall. I peed on it just to make sure. Yes, its dead. Its a good thing because if it had hit the Midget in the head, she would probably be dead herself. As for me, I just have a little knot on my head.

Enemy #1

MM says: I've got the leash. Get ready, get set, let's go. Rambo says: I'm ready. Mm says: It's a nice night for peaceful walk. Rambo says: MM, look who we've encountered. Enemy #1 Rambo says: Let's go pee on him. MM says: Let's pee on the tree. Rambo says: He makes my hair stand. Let's go home Midget Molly. MM says: Okay Rambo

First Swim

It was very hot outside again. It is over 100 dawgrees. G-Mom said "it's so hot, I bet I could cook an egg". "Cook and egg outside?" I said. She tried. The egg did not cook. It's so hot....I jumped in the pool. The water was warm. Dana had to hold me because I was scared. I think I need a life preserver! Please Dana, hold on tight. The little Midget was paddling before she even got in. It was fun. I can't wait to go back in.

SOOO HOT. Midget Molly is panting. Leaky sprinkler. Cold ice cream MMMMMM...good. To the last drop. Belly is full. We rest.

Showed My Teeth

She's coming in for the steal! She's getting closer. I showed her my teeth to scare her away! See, I'm one tuff chi. She's trying to distract me. But I'm ferocious. She didn't win this time!