Aiya this a very short story about Abdul the farmer..Abdul is just a normal farmer raising pigs in Kg.Melayu ..Abdul live a normal and peaceful life because all the pigs don’t give him much trouble. While having his teh tarik one day with Ah Seng ,Ah Seng said to Abdul “ Oi Abdul , you only rears Pigs only why don’t try allocate 10% of your pig’s sty to rear Phoenix, you know ah Phoenix very valuable eh creature definitely can upgrade your pig’s sty eh”

Abdul go back think think about Ah Seng suggestion and he find that Ah Seng suggestions not bad so he go approached his Pigs and say “Pigs I think I want to allocate 10% of your places to start rearing Phoenixs here in the pig’s sty” . Once those pigs listened to this news they felt outraged so they started to have protest. The news about Abdul want to allocate 10% to Phoenix in his pig’s sty catches the ears of all the pigs in the country. All those Pigs start a massive protest in their pig’s sty from Selangor to Ipoh then Segamat, Butterworth, Bukit Mertajam, Alor Gajah, Arau, Bandar Jenka, Sg.Petani and Kuala Terengganu.

The world is in shocked because they never knew there are so many pig’s sty in the country . The world is in standstill and chaos then God appear in front of Ah Seng and advise him what to do. Ah Seng rushed to Abdul and tell him that God had appeared in front of him and asked Abdul not to allocate any places in his pig’s sty for Phoenixs. All the pigs rejoice when they heard this news and the world is peaceful once again as all the Pigs went back to their pig’s sty.

The question now is do you know what advise God have given to Ah Seng ?


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God : Ah Seng, you sipeh stupid hor ? ask Abdul to allocate 10% of his pig’s sty to Phoenix. Imagine those 10% of Phoenix staying together ,eat together, shit together with those 90% of Pigs they will end up be PIGS, so please tell Abdul to cancel the plan or else our Phoenixs will turn into PIGS.


This post is 100% written by a friend, Saw on 8 August 2008