Ngak and the DB

last last sun, the DB was window shopping when she saw Ngak....

Dumb Blonde: OMG Ngak! Ting loves him! Quick, let me take a picture of him for Ting!
Est & Babe.....: *looks on as the DB fished out my iPhone camera*
Dumb Blonde: Damn, my iPhone camera cannot zoom! Too small to be seen! Let me go download the app tat allows me to zoom.
Est & Babe.....: *cont to look on as i fumbled to download e app*
Dumb Blonde: OH!! I BROUGHT MY LUMIX CAMERA TODAY!!!
Est & Babe.....: *fell off chair* tat is sooooo DB!! faints.


LOLOLOL~

so, ting, love, this is for u! from ur fav DB! u know u love me, xoxo~ hahaha~

Ngak serenading the christmas crowd with "Baby, Dont You Break My Heart Slow" at Ion groundfloor, open space in front of Ferragamo.

The Casanova?

i was on e same job as tis notorious young manager in Jan, who is (in)famed to be a super buaya (ie. girl chaser) despite being married, plus he throws more shit down to e younger ones than they can handle.

let's call him De Bong.

De Bong was surprisingly soft-spoken, n he din throw as much shit down to me as i expected. but he did talk alot of crap with us, mostly on girl chasing tactics "that will definitely work".

in e Chapter of How To Make A Guy Fall For You:
De Bong advised tat girls must have long silky hair, n shampoo hair with e thickest n strongest-scented shampoo she can find. then go near enough so tat e guy can be besotted with e scent of her hair. it'll be best if she flips her hair in an attractive manner.

in e Chapter of How To Test If The Girl Likes You:
De Bong would ask e girl if she's tired, n then give her a neck massage w/o giving her a chance to say no. if she doesnt flinch at e "kind" gesture, she likes u.

in e Chapter of What To Do To Impress Her On First Dates:
De Bong thinks it's best to bring her to a quiet beach at night, n play e guitar for her, sing her a song u composed specially for her.
alternatively, if u live in a condo like De Bong, with a swimming pool tat plays soft music at night, bring her there and do a slow romantic dance with her.

How to Intensify The Passion:
Take her out on a spin (okay but 1stly u must own a car). Sit the girl on your lap at e driver's seat and make her control the steering wheel while u control e gear and pedals. oh but De Bong gently reminded guys not to try this at a road with heavy traffic.

What Qian Thinks:
De Bong watched too much tv. cant help but keep rolling my eyes when he said those. duhz.

1st post using blogger on iphone!

iphone rocks?

*checks hw tis post turned out*

iPhone ROCKS!!!! =P


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im nv fond of kids

but tis kid is realli, super, duper CUTE in this photo!

OMFG~~ LOL~

sorry i ripped this photo off TLL's blog, n i totally agree with her on e adorable part. haha.

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*edited*

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lulu: so tis kinda kid is ya type.. okay.. my kid might look like this.. if they follow my genes...

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LOLOL~~ XOXOXO~
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LESBOS

me..: okay i realised u and me n 6days in HK is abit long, i hope we dont get sick of each other after day 2 lol.
lulu: i want u to OD on me so tat when i'm gone to nyc for 3yrs, u need cold turkey.

xoxoxoxo!~

officially an iphoner!

im not dead yet! still here! but v preoccupied with my iphone!
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i love my iphone! it's e best techie thingie ever!

n i realised im almost the biggest tech idiot ever! after i tried to upload songs frm my laptop into my iphone, n still din succeed after 1 freakin hr!

even my boss is more techie than me! n every1 kept askin me why i buy iphone when im such a tech idiot! BAH~~

but still, i love my iphone! xoxoxoxo~
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dont love me!

me....: why u told her u love AND heart her but u only told me u heart me??
moon: ohh tats cuz she was there during my darkest days, always with me when i cry...
me....: hmm then i hope u'll nv love me, cuz tat means u'll have no more dark days...

awwwwww~~ ahehehehe~ LOL~

hilarious vietnam part 1

out of e blue during our 1st meal in hcm...

me.............: wat kinda person u wanna be in their nx life?

lijun n dor: *momentarily stunned by e qn*

me.............: i wanna be a blonde.

lijun n dor: LOLOLOL! tat is SO u!

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n subsequently during e trip i unwittingly did/said alotta silly things, which hence earned me e honorable title of "The Dumb Blonde".

BAH~ LOL~

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while seeking shelter frm e sudden downpour in War Remnant Museum...

me...: which ctry do u tink those ppl opposite us are from? they look exotic.

lijun: albanians.

me...: huh??? n how did u come up with such a leng men ctry???

lijun: it's a feel. LOL.

n subsequently during e trip lijun developed n consistently sustained a confused state of mind, which hence earned her e equally honorable title of "The Confused Albanian".

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dor..........: *taking photo* ready? stop munching on e bread. 1....... stop munching. 2...... STOP MUNCHING!!

lijun n me: LOL cannot stop! VERI hungry!

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at Notre Dame Cathedral, we wanted to get someone to help us take a group photo....

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then i saw tis japanese guy standing right in front of us, so i approached him. even b4 i said anything, he gave me tis knowing smile n stretched his hand out in anticipation to take over my camera. awwww so cute! n he looks cute too! lol~

as u can see, tat photo is too dark, so we wanted to take another one.

pink arrowed angmoh walked past, we asked him.

we were frantically asking e angmoh to rotate e camera to take portrait instead of landscape, but angmoh tot me n dor were posing for e photo n he clicked.

exasperated, i walked over to him to explain. but he tot his job is done, gave me a thumbs-up, n tried to return e camera to me....... -__-

so tis is e outcome of his 'thumbs-up' photo. LOL. as u can see, lijun is totally oblivious throughout the whole fiasco, as usual. hahaha.

in e end e angmoh's portrait-style photo oso cui, cannot see cathedral nor statue. duhz. blondes are not e only dumb ones lor.

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while duck-walking in Cu Chi Tunnel....

lijun: qian, u wanna take photo in e tunnel?? quick, gimme ur camera!

qian: *frantically fumbling for her camera n kept crashing into e tunnel walls* okay wait! ouch i hit my head! i cannot find my camera!!! ouch i hit my elbow! oh no, we'r reaching e end of e tunnel soon! CRAP, WHERE'S MY CAMERA??

dor.: *coolly* nvm nvm, dont panic, use my camera~~

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albanian, i helped u 'flower' away ur arm. heart n star both not big enough, so muz use flower~~~ LOL!

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Take 1

dor: qian, can u pose properly for e photo anot??

Take 2

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dor: wah lauz. i dont wanna take le, u keep tryin to be funny.

me: lol im too distracted by e ice cream lah!

hehe~

qianism

u cant fight love. and u cant fight death. so, u cant fight pain.

love u, and u, lah! sooooo muchie~~~~

some gong person tried to make a lame wager with lulu, over me, n lu's response to tat was...
"diaoz... u are treating my best fren like a commodity... abit off lor"

i took one day to realise how touched i am by tat response of hers. LOL.
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ah moon's bf bot some funky n supposedly yummy instant coffee frm viet, n ah moon gave me one packet every morn. mon was irish cream, tue was mocha, wed was hazelnut cappucino.

me: how many packets do u bring everyday?
moon: 2 lor, i bring 2 packets everyday.
me: why only 2?
moon: 1 for u, 1 for me mah.

so many ppl in office n she only brings coffee for me~~~ i nv bring her anything b4... *guilty*

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this other colleague has been byo-ing this guy in our building. ah moon told her....
"i tink he has e potential jerk face, dont go for him lahz. dont u to get hurt."
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was telling ah moon how frustrated over work i am on mon, then awhile later she suddenly turned up at my seat with a pair of starbucks belgian waffles tat smelled so good, with this note tat warmed my heart so much~~~~~~

awwwww~~~ n all i did in return is to ask ah moon if she comes in e male form but less round. LOL~
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sorry, both are attached/married, n they can only be found in Qian's Circle of Trust! =)))