Sunday, August 31, 2008

pretty ppl produce pretty kids!



omg these celebrities' kids are DAMN cute!! (tis coming frm ME means tat these kids are REALLI cute okayyy)

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

she's e natural birth daughter of Brad Pitt n Angelina Jolie (termed Brangelina, in case u'r still ignorant abt tis), b4 e pair of dragon-phoenix twins n after e adopted black girl.

veri adorable, chubby face, blonde + blue eyes.

clinging to his hoT bod daddy. too bad she din noe how lucky she is 2b able to cling to BRAD PITT!

n sibeh hoT mummy, hot even tho she's ultra preggo. gosh~

hottest couple in Hollywood produces hot daughter! sibeh envious~

Suri Cruise

not a fan of e showy n eccentric Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes duo? but definitely will be a fan of their daughter!

she's like e perfect kind adorable dolly angmoh kid lahz!

owns lovely dresses too! i tink Suri's cuter than Shiloh, at e moment.

btw i tink Katie's hairdo sibeh look like a wig. duhz~

love her golden ballet flats. haha~

she's clinging on to her hot daddy as well! sigh, i shd make my dad hot too! LOL~

i was trying to find e 12pgs of Brangelina family photos (4 kids + new twins) in People magazine when i found these. still cant find e Brangeline family photos tho, anyone noes where i can find em?


Thursday, August 28, 2008

still related to e olympics - chinglish


many english-speaking tourists in China have pointed out how widespread their chinglish signs are.

e milder hilarity....

appears to be juz some wrong tense used n some phrasing probs n some spelling errors mahz.

my mum always tells me: 一分钱一分货. if u buy cheap pirated flip flops, u'll get ur "Addidas" spelled wrongly. LOL~
if it's crap, why bother selecting it?? hahaha~

nw, e hardcore chinglish....

if im careful, do u tink i'll still slip n fall??? wahahahaha~

okay, now e blockbuster joke....

fucking hilarious!!!~ LOLOL~

干 is being translated to "fuck" in China, hence e joke.

i still rem fling telling me how e China pirated 大长今 dvd translates chinese into english....

chinese: 长今, 你在干什么?
english: Long Now, wat e fuck are u doing?

LOLOLOLOL~

in my vivid memories is tis chinese movie 决战:紫禁之巅, where Ekin Cheng's character in e show 西门吹雪 was translated to become Simon the Snow Blower in e eng subtitles.

WAHAHAHAHA~

these chinese realli cheered me up! hehehe~

i read tat e Chinese gov invited some blogger n reporters to help em clear up these chinglish signs b4 e Olympics, donno how true. hmmm~

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

till 4 years later....



no prizes for guessing right who won basketball gold in beijing 2008!

great fight put up by e spaniards tho.

noted 1 cute kid! 17 yr-old Ricky Rubio (left) from Spain! emerging star in basketball. tis kid's 190cm tall!~

noted another cute guy! javelin gold medalist from norway!

his name is Andreas Thorkildsen, with a hot bod to boot. i heart hot bods!~ LOL~

saw tis korean taekwondo silver medalist in Athens who's one of e newly elected IOC representative at e closing ceremony, DAMN SHUAI lahz!~

tried to find his photo on internet, but tats e best i can find.

therefore, i decided to learn frm zen's sister, snapped a photo of him frm e video i recorded for my dad who's at work during e closing.

DAMN SHUAI right? i tink he's even shuai-er than some famous korean actors. Moon Dae Sung is tall too, 191m wor. cooL~

another comment abt e closing ceremony - one word to describe these 3 men's marathon winners:

LOST.

LoL~

anyways, 2 more inspiring stories frm e last days of olympics, 10km marathon swim....

1) Maarten van der Weijden fought cancer after Sydney 2000 n came back to Olympics @ Beijing 2008 to claim gold in 10km marathon swim.

2) Natalie du Toit lost half her leg in a scooter accident in 2001, n resumed swimming training 3mths after e accident. e 1st female amputee to participate in Olympics, she was ranked 16th in e 10km marathon finals, amongst able-bodied competitors.

*clapclap*

lastly, i tink Usain Bolt shd be called e Insane (Lightning) Bolt. he's disgustingly fast!
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but it's nice to see a small ctry dominating track events, instead of e big powers.

so long, farewell, till 4yrs later, while i try to deal with e "Olympics Withdrawal Syndrome", which is a formidable epidemic nowadays. =(


Monday, August 25, 2008

list of things to do



instead of moaning over e end of olympics like everyone else, i shall do sth more constructive, like making a list of things to do:

- accounts receivable subsequent receipts (those w no subseq receipts vouch to sales invoice isit?)
- get over my olympics addiction (cold turkey in progress)
- post sth in im-not-gg-tell-u-where (soon)
- matchmake hyu (anyone has eligible single guys to reco??)

LOLOL~



Wednesday, August 20, 2008

why is LeBron James wearing a headband....



even tho his hair is juz 1mm long?? wats e function of a headband anyways? he din look any abit more suave with e headband.

- Kobe Bryant's parents named him after e famous Japanese Kobe beef?? seriously?? totally noT cooL.

- can starhub quit showing equestrian?? i simply cannot appreciate e sport, n im sure many singaporeans will agree with me.

- Today in Beijing said there's tis weightlifter who moved from homectry Austria to Germany for e his German wife, who died in a car accident recently. he wanted to win a gold medal for his wife, n he did! superbly touching story~

- i tink ppl who participates in 10km swimming marathon is C-R-A-Z-Y. but e pros are they can survive if they'r shipwrecked n stranded in e sea.

- handball is a damn weird game, it's neither bball nor football. absolutely queer.

- Wallace Spearmon frm USA was celebrating in front of e camera wat he believed was a silver medal, until he was told he's disqualified cuz he ran outta his lane. wats to brag abt a silver medal anyways, duhz.

- i foresee myself suffering frm olympics withdrawal syndrome. lesser n lesser things to watch at e olympics le.

someone pls thrash USA in bball......

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

olympics babes n cuties !~



i cant help but notice e babes n cuties in e Beijing 2008 Olympics, it's my innate nature to byo. haha~

Nastia Liukin & Shawn Johnson

e kai sisters introduced these 2 American babelicious gymnasts to me, pretty pretty blondes.

they look damn gd tog. n the best thing is they kept winning medals tog, 1st n 2nd, thus beautifying e medal ceremony (to make up for e ordinary-looking chinese gymnasts).

they've got e looks n skills, n they'r damn young (18 n 16 respectively), so i guess it highly likely they'll turn to showbiz. most likely to become e nx britney spears, be careful~

Kohei Uchimura

to be honest, besides those 2 blondes above, i donno e names of all e rest of e ppl i byo. had to google em one by one.

spotted tis guy at e gymnastics finals. super cute smile, but damn short (161cm).

Sotomura Tetsuya

saw him juz nw at e Trampoline finals, he was 4th. tats e best photos i can find of him, but realli cute eh.

Ng Wei

hongkie badminton player who played agst Lin Dan in e preliminary round, pure suay-ness. tats e best photo of him tat i can find, says alot abt his fame eh. haha~
he's better looking in beijing horz, b4 u scream n says "tis person where got cute??" LOL~

Kurihara Megumi

tis cha bor (left) is freaking 186cm tall! absolutely stands out in e Japanese volleyball team, real adorable Jappy girl look.
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Park Tae Hwan
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ting's personal favourite (yes?), upset e popular Australian Grant Hackett n won gold in 400m freestyle.
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i tink he looks alright nia, but apparently he's veri famous in Korea.
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hmm... most of e babes n cuties i chose to post on are not famous horz. n somehow no angmoh sportsmen caught my eye.... yet. 5 more days for me to find one! hee~

Sunday, August 17, 2008

e ultimate olympics addict



i've been so engrossed in watching e olympics lately, it's uncontrollable!

080808: Opening Ceremony

i taped it down, but my tape went bonkers, so i oni get to watch e 1st half of e ceremony n e ending part where Li Ning ran one freaking round to light up e torch.

my old man gushed so much abt how awesome e opening ceremony is, but im quite indifferent abt it. any ctry with tat much population n wealth can do it lorz.

Gymnastics

even tho im not realli sure how they judge whether a routine is excellent, it's juz damn enjoyable to watch those gymnastics put up those beautiful stunts. all eyes glued to tv lorz.

watched e Korean male gymnasts fall frm e rings a couple of times. poor things, tat image is gg to get repeated over n over again on tv. some of em quite cute de wor~

me: did u see a chinese girl gymnast fall yester?? she cried lehz, so poor thing
runnie: u noe why she cried? cuz she knows she'll be shot once she gets back to camp.

LoL~

it's gd to see tat China doesnt dominates e Women's Individual All-Round. somehow prefers Americans to win.

Swimming

Michael Phelps is damn gross, he gets gold in EVERY single event n breaks WR along e way. pls do his doping tests with extra caution.

Pieter van den Hoogenband, my favourite hero at Sydney Olympics, losts 100m freestyle, his best item. he used to compete alongside Ian Thorpe & e great Alexander Popov, but now he's just a mere 5th in e race.

see, tats Hoogie.... in e background. sigh, e harsh reality of e sporting scene.

oh oh! my new fav swimmer, Kosuke Kitajima! he's like much shorter than e average caucasian swimmers (178 vs 190+m), but he still wins! omg so li hai!

sad, today's e last day of e swimming events le. =(

Starhub Digital vs Channel 5

i've always been resistant towards chging from analog to Digital Cable, cuz of e hassle blahblah~

UNTIL! Channel 5 do away with e showing of e 200m breaststroke finals (kitajima!) n started showing their lousy sitcom! argh! chged to Digital e next day. stupid Channel 5!

btw! i realised i can stream live olympics frm HD5 at client's place, n have been streaming since wed. a small window at e bottom of my screen, peeking at it occasionally while working. hee~

Basketball

i agree with Lulu tat it's sooo exhilarating to watch USA play! they'r like a circus performing stunts instead of playing bball lorz. phenomenal!

Lebron James is fantastic lahz, i tink he seems 2b better than Kobe Bryant. had a hard time recognising em at first, cuz e whole Dream Team somehow look e same. haha~

hope Dream Team meets a worthy opponent real soon, it's getting boring to keep seeing em thrash all others.

Cycling

i din exactly watch e race, juz caught snippets of it. but i tot it'll be a fantastic experience to have a cycling race thru all e historical monuments n all.

n to receive a medal atop The Great Wall. cooL~

Table Tennis

my snr was so excited abt Sg winning at least a silver medal on Fri, even tho she's juz watching e scores on e website n not e live streaming (HD5 was showing weightlifting instead, duhz)....

me: so excited for wat, they'r not Singaporeans.
pretty snr: but still, we nurtured em!
me: nurturing is possible anywhere with money. i tink it's 50% talent (which is not Singaporean) and 50% money (which is ours), so u shd only be 50% proud.

oh well, im still gg to watch e gold medal playoffs later anyways. it's MY money, if they win e SGD1.5mil.

juz one more wk of olympics!