Monday, May 29, 2006

e holocaust


e holocaust museum was our 1st stop in washington dc. once i entered e museum, ting asked me to look up to see tis...

"This museum will touch the life of everyone who enters and leave. Everyone forever changed - a place of deep sadness and a sanctuary of bright hope; an ally of education against ignorance, of humility against ignorance, an investment in a secure future against whatever insanity lurks ahead. If this museum can mobilize morality, then those who have perished will thereby gain a measure of immortality."

William J. Clinton

ting n me both like this v much sia, v meaningful.

there's alot to see in the museum, spent e most time in tis museum lorz. went in damn excited come out damn sad. haha~

hitler was elected through a democratic vote, which ironically means e german jews also voted during the elections. but who knew a leader who appeared 2b able to give his ppl a better life would turn out to be such a tyrannical dictator??

Sunday, May 28, 2006

1st world ctry??


i juz reached dorm n bathed lorz.

started work at 11am tis morning, knocked off at 12am lorz.

n e worst thing: i get 3 breaks throughout e whole 13hr-shift, 15min-30min-15min. cant even have a decent meal lorz, 30min eat wat shit! n there's no cheap food anywhere near my workplace! wth.

walk frm my workspot to food store - 5min
buy food - 5min
food store to employees' corner (we can oni eat in designated areas) - 5min
employees' corner back to my workspot - 5min
remaining time left to eat - 10min

wtf, cant even eat in peace lahz. if tis goes on i'll get indigestion man.

i tot tis is a 1st world ctry?? do they not noe tat ppl need sufficient time to eat n rest?? when i was working 13hr in sg (which is not a 1st world ctry), i get 1hr of lunch n 1hr of dinner lorz.

damn tired. im underpaid n overworked, juz like e banglahs in sg. wtf~

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

e problem of living in USA


(felt so guilty abt neglecting my blog for e past few days, been so tired n busy lately. i worked 6 days a week, n for my single off day i spent 16+hrs travelling to/fro n in washington dc.)

e weather

it's so irritating, cuz it fluctuates drastically. in e day e sun is veri scorching, but e wind is veri cold.

it's so easy to get tanned cuz of e sun, but yet e wind is making e weather veri dry. so in e end i've got tanned n dry skin. all i ever get was tanned n oily skin in sg lorz.

n e temperature drops frm abt 20 deg cel in e afternoon to abt 10 deg cel at nite. oh yeah, tat sucks too.

nite beauty regime in e states


(1) facial cleansing oil to remove the concealer applied in the morning (see morning beauty regime).

(2) facial cleanser.

(3) facial moisturiser to fight the dry weather.

(4) eye gel to moisturise my eye and mouth areas.

(5) body moisturiser

(6) cuticle cream

nite beauty regime in sg

oni (2) daily, e rest are applied only occasionally.

morning beauty regime in e states

(a) eye cream with spf, to prevent my dark eye circles from getting even darker due to the sun.

(b) sunblock for e face, cuz i get dark veri veri easily. sianz~

(c) lip balm for my super chapped lips. but tis lip balm juz perished in e washing machine. =(

(d) concealer for my dark eye circles. scorching sun => needa protect eyes => needa wear sunglasses => needa wear contact lenses => needa wear concealer cuz of my horrible dark eye circles.

morning beauty regime in sg

oni (a) daily, never (b) & (c). (d) oni when i dress up.

e problem

- im alwayz contemplating whether to layer up my clothing in e day. e scorching sun makes layering excessive, but yet e cold wind makes layering justified. so in e end, i alwayz wear a windbreaker, it blocks wind n prevents suntan. hoho~

- sunblock in e day will make my face oily n pimples will break out, but w/o sunblock i'll get tanned.

- moisturiser at nite will over-nourish my face, causing pimples. but w/o moisturiser my face will peel. tink tats cuz my skin is oily on e inside, dry on e outside. hehz~

- wearing concealer will make my face peel even more cuz face will get drier, but if i wanna wear sunglasses i need concealer.

- stimes i wear cap so tat i can block e sun n need not wear sunglasses n concealer, but i'll get ugly "cap hair" after prolonged hours of cap-wearing.

e states is a ctry full of dilemmas. haha~

Thursday, May 18, 2006

e queen's bdae!


more photos!

is my new guess shirt nice?? i love it! bought it frm atlantic city. hee~

tat photo's taken in my dorm btw.

these are my roomies in the states! so fun lorz, we keep gossiping in e room. but everyday we'r fearing that some stranger will move it with us lorz. our room is too small, no space for another person!

"there shall not be another gal in our room." *
*repeat n times.

these guyz are stimes veri much a nuisance, keep irritating me non-stop. but stimes they'r veri much of help too, like when there's much groceries to carry back. haha~

so cute n farnie lahz these guyz, fun ppl to hang around with. tats e pantry in e dorm btw.

yul gave me an early bdae present on e day i flew off to e states...

she even wrote a nice sweet lil msg inside e book. so touched! thx yul, love ya lots! hee~

e queen had a pretty nice bdae! =)

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

hilarious dad


my dad sent me an email! n it's so cute n farnie. i tink it's my dad who wrote e email cuz nobody else calls me "dear".

come to tink of it, my dad alwayz calls me "dear" n "bao bei" lehz. damn mushy rite? tink none of my frens' dads are tat mushy. hahaha~

anywayz, e message comes in one whole chunk (cuz i tink my dad donno how to para it), but im separating em out for easier blog reading. those in brackets are wat i tink my dad is tryin to say. haha~

hi my dear

it's so nice to saw those poto! (it's so nice to see those photos)

when come 2 u job safety come first ok! haha (when working, job safety comes 1st)

at home u r princess now then u know after cleaned the merry-go-around with horses (the princess at home now has to clean the carousel)

u body can take it hope so. (hope you don fall sick)

look like is a nice place hope every night u have a nice dream

n the food that way u eat soon u become a fatty-pump, (u will gain weight soon if u cont eating those food)

anyway try to eat more then can build up u bobysystem n stand the coldweather (eat more to build up your body system to withstand e cold weather)

not to worry put on weight everyday u need to walk 2hrs fr one n 2 other n will help u burn away u fatt okay (don worry abt putting on weight, all the fats will be burnt when u travel)

LOL~

my dad is so damn cute n farnie.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

hilarious USA


these guyz are conscientiously weeding the sand ground...

hilarious. i cant help laughing like mad lahz.

i was grumpily sweeping the freaking sandy floor of this particular ride when i happened to look down. and there they are, at one godforsaken corner of the pier. they were quietly weeding the sand, no sound at all. so romantic. wahahahaha~

it's seriously veri hilarious lehz, i laughed until i pengz everytime i tot of it. but all the others don find it farnie lehz. -_-

ok those are nice guyz frm singapore tat i've known here, so i shall try not to laugh at em so much. hee~

oh look, the americans cant spell!!

it's POSEIDON. the theatre sucks, very lan and the sound system is very f-up. and it costs US$8.50. hehz~

we kena kajiao-ed by e ang mohs here a few times since we were here. if they'r so much greater than asians why cant they even spell correctly in their national language?? wtf.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

grp blog materialised!


hey check out the newly set up grp blog for my US trip!

no time to beautify it, tink we wld rather use the time to upload photos lahz huh. hehe~

e grp blog will be using standard english and i wun write alotta personal stuffs cuz my mum is gonna read it. so e personal stuffs (or rather, stuffs my mum shdnt see) wld still be here, so juz stay tuned.

here one example of "stuffs my mum shdnt see"... to continue on e part on those 3 nice guyz, i was abit duhz-ed by one of those nice guyz' name. exactly e same as Mr A's lorz. still wanna haunt me even when im in US. haiz~

kk tats it, damn tired now. more later!

Thursday, May 11, 2006

e arrival


i've arrived at the United States of America!! muahahaha~

at e employees' apartment now, veri tired. shall blog again soon. too many photos to upload man.

but anywayz, im in e US, safe n sound. so no worries!

oh it's still wed nite down here lehz, n it's bloody cold. kk gdnites!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

e departure


it is a temporary departure lahz, 3 mths oni.

anywayz, im on a super tight schedule cuz of e impending departure sia. too little time n too much things!

1stly, i had my last meal in ntu last fri at NIE canteen. dar n me were mugging for our AA306 module at e NIE library n it was totally empty can, everybody's having hols le lorz. sianz~

a typical meal at NIE, grilled fish spaghetti + kopi gao (thick). yum! NTU ppl shd go try their grilled fish spaghetti at least once!

e mosquitoes at NIE oso had a sumptious lunch...

see e swollen part pointed by e arrow? tats e masterpiece of e NIE mosquito. i killed it tho. muahahaha~

then after mugging in e day, i met up with my BP gang. they gave me a surprise bdae celebration sia. nv spent such an early bdae b4, but still, was damn sweet of em. love u ppl!

dey fabricated a story juz to buy e cake tat i like...

hong: eh wat cake is nice at secret recipe huh? my mum is at IMM n she ask me wat i wan.
me: oh e chocolate banana is nice! e chocolate moist cake n white macadamia oso not bad.
hong: i don like banana, but i'll ask my mum to buy e other 2. thanks!

in e end dey bought me e chocolate banana cake n hong's mum bought her nth. haha~

it was exactly like last yr, when i was having my 21st bdae party n e same BP gang came to help out. compare n contrast...

do we all look roughly e same?

but i tink i put on weight. time to diet. haiz~

sat my mum bought my fav chilli crabs as a (temporary) farewell treat. yum!

i love crabs! mayb tats why im crappy. LoL~

then yester right after my AA306 paper (oso my last paper, finally), i went lido to catch daisy with qing.

yes we both felt silly taking those photos. haha~

daisy was gd, see qing's movie review. jung woo sung is damn gorgeous lahz! we cant stop gasping whenever he appears lorz, juz so soooo shuai! *droolz*

met sissy n ray for dinner at JP after daisy. had our usual crystal jade meal.

then jhong joined us for mj! i lost $3. my room realli curses me in mj. hehz~

packed my stuffs till 6am tis morning lorz, like 6hrs of packing??? crazy! there's soooo many things lahz, terrible.

i have no idea how im gonna move such a gigantic luggage up n down. haiz~

my plane's leaving in 5hrs' time n im having a stomach of butterflies lahz. e missing singapore part is still alright, cuz oni 3mths mahz. it's e apprehension lorz.

im apprehensive about plane crashes, pile-ups n roller coaster tragedies (e consequence of watching e whole series of final destination). im worried tat e weather there will be too freaking cold, tat i'll feel sick on e 17hr flight, tat nobody will pick us up at e bus interchg, tat there's no housing for us, tat we'll get robbed, blahblahblah.

touchwood touchwood. with all my everyone's well wishes i will be fine n will have lotsa fun in e states! hee~

going off le, u ppl take care too. i'll update regularly n take gd care of myself. miss u ppl!

Saturday, May 06, 2006

it's polling day!


but i don get to vote. =(


why is there no contest at all for e whole of western singapore??? i wanna vote!

i wanna go to a rally near my house, i wanna see election candidates come to my door n pretentiously ask if i've been living a comfortable life under e PAP, i wanna see high ranking PAP officials stand under e hot sun at boon lay mrt station n pathetically tryin to shake e hands of e rush-hour bo-chup working ppl...

i wanna vote!!! grr~~

yes im veri infected by e elections fever, but e contested areas are realli soooo happening these few wks lahz. sissy was bugged by me to take photos of how happening his place (under amk contested GRC) is. haha~

compare n contrast e stark difference...

he gets so many "promotional pamphlets", i get a boring "thank u for ur support pamphlets".

VOTE FOR PAP vs RETURNED UNOPPOSED.

"promotional poster" on every street light vs absolute nothing-ness.

so envious of all e "happenings"! sianz~

then again, seeing all e mrt line extension works, e new frontier community library, e new indoor bus interchg, e disappearance of e disgusting chocolate smell in my area, i can understand why no opposition parties wanna contest. plus, e lifts are ald stopping at every floor. alright, PAP wins then.

my other tots abt e elections...

1) im stunned by e size of e crowd at e rallys man. humongous.

at 1st sight, i tot rain (e korean hottie) was in singapore for a concert lorz. haha~

heard 10k ppl went for e 1st WP rally by low thia khiang. 10k!!

ok mayb majority of e ppl are juz there cuz they'r curious abt wat e opposition can criticise abt PAP, but i din expect soooo many curious singaporeans. i tot we'r all bo chup ppl.

2) speaking of low thia khiang, i tink he's an pretty impressive speaker. he can get e message across, speaks with e right amt of passion (tink chee soon juan), n he speaks well.

i was watching e ch8 news e other day, where each political party sends a rep to present their proposal to e audience. most of em cant speak mandarin for nuts lahz, esp gerald sng n wong kan seng. cant make out wat they'r tokin abt man.

3) e supporters at e rallys are damn gungho lehz. they carry colourful banners/posters to e rallys, with words like "gan kim yong we love u", "WP is e best", blahblah. they oso chant things like, "CHIAM SEE TONG... SURE WIN .... all the way....!!!!!!!". cool~

also, it's been proven tat e oppositions alwayz speak more aggressively, while e PAP alwayz speak in a veri slowwwww n relaxeddddd wayyyyyy.

see, e oppositions even have e same 激动 figure-pointing pose. haha~

4) saw frm e rallys tat those ppl actually used our colloquial singlish in their speech. they used phrases like "wah lau!" n "bo liao...wu liao". i tot e government is promoting speak gd english n mandarin??? haha~

5) he was doing his walkabout in e neighbourhood, shaking everybody's hands n all...

but will there be anyone who juz refuse to shake his hands? tat will be sooooo embarrassing man, imagine rejecting a high ranking government official when he offers u a hand shake! wahahaha~

there was once when tung chee hwa offered his handshake to a heartlander uncle, tat uncle actually shook his head n rejected his handshake! all capture on tv man. how how embarrassing. wld love to see it happen to e MM. wahahaha~

6) when i was at e "developing nations need to ctrl population growth" part of my political econs notes, i asked my mum, "isit true tat e gov realli restricted birth in e past?"

my mum gave an affirmative answer n started cursing u-noe-who for setting government policies tat gives preferential treatment to e offsprings of educated elites. i tried to tell her tats cuz e gov wanted to upgrade human capital n grow e economy, move singapore's pdts up e value chain, blahblah.

but my mum juz simply dismissed my pol ec theories n continued cursing u-noe-who. -_-

7) steve chia is greatly admired by me. despite e news tat he'd created, he's still coming out to contest gan kim yong.

but are e majority of e cck electors able to accept n condone his, ermz, exotic behaviour??

8) e PM kept using e progress package to entice e electors. but com'on lehz, wat so great abt it, it's afterall my own money lorz.

but i tink e retailers are damn happy with e progress package. last wkend e whole of JP was packed like nobody's biz lahz. everybody's out to spend e "free money".

ting said when she was at cck someone frm SDA shook her hand n said sth like, "hello. tis calender is for u. pls vote for me."

ok if it's put tis way, then e $800 progress package ting received is much much more attractive than e calender card. LoL~

9) besides using e progress package to lure singaporeans away frm e oppositions, e PAPs oso kept rubbing into e gomez incident. it's so fan lahz, seriously cannot tolerate any mistakes lehz em.

im surprised tat e usually composed PAPs made sarcastic remarks like, "we don tell lies, unlike some ppl". wow~

but e attention on e gomez incident seems to have made gomez veri well-known instead. higher exposure = more votes? ahh wateva.

10) these lorrys are damnnnn cute lahz. soooo bloody cute.

extremely old-school, but yet pretty effective n cost-efficient. see it in action!

it can even be used against e oppositions when they park on e double yellow line. haha~

thx sissy for helpin me find e pix of e lorry! hee~

elections results are coming out later tonite, how exciting! PAP will definitely win e majority seats lahz, juz wanna see if e few famous opposition nominees will win oso. hee~

omg if tis were a proj, i'll definitely get A+ man! haha~

3 down, 1 last one to go. 2 days to freedom, 3 days to takeoff!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

grp blog for uncle sam!


how it began: todae on e train to kbox marina square, me n ting were arguing over how we shd name our grp blog.

info abt e grp blog: it's solely for blogging abt our happenings in e states, where me ting n dar will take turns to blog to reduce e workload (cuz there's definitely gonna be lotsa things to blog abt).

ting's suggestion: the big apple dream
my comments: super cheesy. no originality n totally uninteresting. haha~

my suggestion: american singlish
ting's comments: wasnt veri impressed either.

but oh well, at least i tink my suggestion is more original, tho abit lame. LoL~

n dar, being e goody-two-shoes, is unable to provide us with a deciding vote. so e nx best alternative is to put it on blogpoll! hee~

oh juz tag if there's better suggestions ya...

Monday, May 01, 2006

bo liao qns strictly prohibited


bo liao qn 1: wats e degree over there now? below 10 deg cel?
why isit bo liao: hello?? there's tis fabulous website called Yahoo! Weather where u can check out e degree for yourself??

bo liao qn 2: how does e apartment look like?? isit like a condo??
why isit bo liao: if u've done ur research, u wld have known tat e apartments look like tis.

bo liao qn 3: is there kitchen plus utensils in e apartment?
why isit bo liao: previously there's already a mass email frm e employer telling us tat there's kitchen plus all needed utensils...

pls read carefully b4 asking.

ok i admit im abit mean, but i seriously have low tolerance for such unconstructive qns. y cant those ppl go do their research n read everything carefully b4 asking qns?? my goodness.

if it were me, i wldnt be so nice to reply their bo liao qns. i muz go noe those nice gals who answered all e bo liao qns once im there. muahahaha~