John? Johhhh-n? Where are you, John?
Me: Seth, what are you looking for?
Seth: John the spider. He's gotta be [lifts up more plants] somewhere.
[Sing-songy again] Johhhhh-n? Where did you go-oh?
Me: Oh, that's interesting. Did you lose a spider or something?
Seth: No. It says right there....
And he points to a sign propped up on the wheelbarrow's handlebars that says, first, the name of a small business, then:
you can always find John on the web
at blahblahblah.com
. . . :-)
This completely made my day.