I'm stuck at home today!
Boring boring boring.

So i'm going to share 2 extremely funny videos today.

The first one. It's from my sec 2 class blog.
Originally discovered by Mahdi.
1O1% funny!

IMPT: The whole vid is about the word 'Fuck' and its various usages. If you can't stand crude jokes, don't watch it. But the rest of you should watch it lah. Bwahaha. :D


Say it loudly & proudly! :D

The second vid is forwarded to WC by Charmaine K.
Credits to Charmaine K & Co. for finding it!

The newsreader couldn't stop laughing on air about the model falling down during a catwalk!


Enjoy! ;D

* I forgot to include my cbox as well. It's up now. Spanking new too. ._.
Feel free to spam me!

Woooot.
I like my new skin!
The previous one has teeny words and hard-to-find buttons.

The counter is so annoying.
I used to have one and i lost the codes.
So i'm back to 0 counts despite blogging for more than 1/2 a year.
Actually more.
But i quitted for 1-2 years before starting again..
Just like my FS. LOL.
My FS acc is a joke ._.
Quitted for 3 years and now i'm back.
LMAO.

I'm off to bed.
I'm bushed.

I'm so happy.
The 'horrigible' day of the week is over.
I can get my usual 12 hr straight of sleep on Saturday!

Give me a marker and i shall vandalize!
On the South Canteen's chocolate cake, that is.



My parents and i went to the Food Fair at Expo.
So dammit crowded.
The coffee cup v cute hor?
Got foldable handle sumore :D
Mr Bean's new green tea ice cream will be out in stores sometime soon!
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My 'Peace Panda' bread from Breadtalk looks so disfigured.
Sighs :(
It's quite nice.
There's red bean filling inside.

Just a short update for today.
I think ah ching is right.
I've lousy time management.
But maybe i'm crazy too.
Imma no-life SCL 'nerd' and is trying to balance 2 freaking CCAs.

Kinda sucks cos..
I don't like mugging all day long or doing homework throughout my weekend.
It doesn't make me happy at all.
It doesn't make my life meaningful.
I'm just studying so that i can find a job in future.
Bleaargh.
I'm right, no?

I had one of the funniest IntFS lectures on Monday!
I think LA and gang were viewing this "chiobu's" friendster profile.
Then she showed it to the rest of the class.
It was like, waddehell.
There was this woman in a black bikini posing like a porn star wannabe.
& there was even a freaking slideshow of her in various poses.
Not forgetting the anime background of this girl looking up and showing her cleavage.

The best part was, her quote was "I'm so sexy!"
Or something like that. Whatever.

Maybe she ought to change it to "Come and (substitute your own word) me!"
Come on lah.
With that kind of pose, what do you expect people to think?

FS0803 (my class!) was practically laughing our asses off.
The lecturer kept looking at us.
Heh.

I logged into Maple earlier on.
I miss my buddies.. Didn't see them for a week.
I guess NGNK will be disbanding.
I'll be joining the smaller group to form a new guild.
Much closer to them i guess.
No offence to my other friends and papa.. Haiz.
Cos i love my nehneh ying<3
/snatches her from tensei :x

I'll be changing blogskin by Friday. Found this super cute one.
Shall describe it more when i change it.
I will upload a couple of photos then too.

I'm sick now.
Having a sore throat since yesterday.
Not talking much now because i can't stand my rubbish voice now.
So irritating can.
Good thing i didn't go for aikido today.
My temperature suddenly shot up to 37.5 at 8pm.
And i keep having headaches.
Nehneh laaa..

Hey to the ex 2/6ers if you guys are reading my blog! :D
Please go for the outing.. I'm only going if you guys are going.
Let's go back to being crazy like we used to be!

Esther, paiseh my schedule so tight nowadays.
Will meet up for lunch soon. Hoho. :)

Tio tagged by my nehneh Yingxue to do this questionaire :D

01. If you had a chance to go out with the person you like and your favourite celebrity for the whole day(separately), what would you do?
- Let everyone have a good time? ;D

02. How do you feel now?
- Freaking tired.
& i keep laughing at some songs because of their cheeky, dirty lyrics!

03. If you can fulfil one wish , what would it be?
- I'll use that wish for ask for 10 MORE wishes.
LMAO!

04. Who are you thankful to?
- My bf. My parents. ALL my friends, aiais, nehnehs, kor, jie, didis etc !

05. Important wishes for now?
- To keep scoring A's for my assignments, tests

06. If you can turn something in the past back , what would it be?
- I SHOULDN'T HAVE DROPPED A-MATHS .
Screw my secondary school for forcing me to drop just because i scored F9.
It's all because of some dumb upper echelon's decision
that i'm struggling with A-maths in poly.
Basket lah. What right do they have to decide for me?
Seriously won't forgive them for this -.-

07.What are your main priorities now?
- Brush up on my PhChem, PoE and A-maths -.-

08.What makes you happy?
- Let's see.. My bf, my parents, my friends.
Especially when i know they care for me :D
Love you guys!

09.What do you wanna change in you?
- To stop doing my reports on the last night itself.
Which causes me to suffer from severe lack of sleep.

10. What song can represent your feelings now?
- Not really.
I just tune into 98.7FM (:

11.What type of person you hate most?
- Stalkers. Pfft.

12. Are there anything you wish to confess now?
- I'm feeling ..

extremely ..

HORNY ..

NOT! ;D

13. What is your definition of a dream house?
- A classy/modern zen design.

14. Who will you go to when you are feeling low one day?
- ws. haha. :D
- its either him or whoever can offer me the best advice at that moment.

15.What you hope to achieve?
- Live a life without regrets; i'll just go for anything i want now.
I don't want to die thinking "oh shit, why didn't i do so and so earlier. It's too late now."
- Be happy; be optimistic always.

16. What age do you wish to marry?
- I'm a VERY realistic and practical person.
Taking all factors into account, maybe 30+.

17.What do you regret most in your life?
- None too serious.
It all depends how you view things in life.

18.Who made you angry for the passed few days?
- Hmm. None :D

19. Would you prefer to hang out with your boyfriend/girlfriend or your friends?
- They're all important to me :D

*20. Do you have anything you really want to do now?
- Catch up on my sleep.

Instructions: Remove 1 question from above , and add in your personal question , Make it a total of 20 questions , then tag 8 people in your list ,list them out at the end of this post .Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged .Whoever has the tag will have blessings from all.

I'm lazy to tag people to do the questionaire. Just feel free to do it if ya bored. Hehs.

Things that i laughed about recently
1. The daily dosage of lameness from woon ching, shi hui & raymond.
2. My bf. He always make me laugh with his own ways.
3. Love me or hate me by Lady Sovereign
4. When shihui told me what happened on the train with raymond.

She said EVERYONE in the carriage turned to gawk at raymond.
Maybe because of his dressing, chicken hair etc.
And 2 chiobus turned to observe him too.

I tried picturing it in my mind and i nearly spat my lunch out in laughter.
Just too hilarious.
HAHA xD

So much for a long break.
I spent 3 out of 4 days going out.
Nehneh laaaa.
& i missed out quite a few good stuff too.

I will upload a couple of photos.
Once i install my Sony Ericsson software in my current com.
I had it in my old but it's freaking laggy.
I'm just lazy :D

Why is it that i can never find the right words to say to comfort someone?
I'm afraid of saying the wrong things and adding salt to their wounds.
Damn. I feel so useless. :(

-Emoing

I've reached my limit.
Sorry i scared my friends and Ms Ang when i suddenly cried during tutorial.
Was simply too tired.
My brain cant take it anymore,
& i started crying.
Weird eh?

That's the way i am.
When i've reached my limit,
i lose control of myself.
I still remembered what happened the last time the damn school counsellor and that stalker tried to nego with me.
I just stormed out and slammed the door.
Can't be bothered to waste my breath.

Wednesday night - slept 3 hours
Thursday night - 1 hour

I was so busy with CCA, planning a surprise events, reports and other stuff.
Even though i was rushing to finish the microbes report ytd, i kept going on.
I'm like, addicted to getting A and A+.
Sighs.
Not a nerd. I just like the satisfaction.

I'm never doing last-minute reports again.
-_-

Haven't spent enough time with the peeps around me the past few days.
Going to bug them later! (:

Didn't had a chance to update yesterday.
I was busy NON-STOP ytd.
Was so busy i had to run everywhere i go.

Finally went for aikido yesterday.
Got my gi too!
The pants is real baggy and comfy <3
Had to fall down CONTINUOUSLY for 1hr.
Was so giddy by the end. Lol.
The technique ytd hurts.
I kept forgetting to lean towards my elbow (which risks breaking an arm)
And kept forgetting to fold my inner leg. Bleh.
When i finally fall, i couldn't get the right way to fall either.
Zomg.
So aikido = fun + pain :x

Was up till 4am doing chem reports.
Actually took 3hrs+ lah.
But before that, i was using my com and logged into msn.
Can't get anything done if people keep talking to me.
V distracting since i'm trying to think.
Tonight i've to do my microbio report and memorise my japanese words.
-.-

Woots finally found the song i heard on radio.
I really love songs with that kind of beat.
Shawty is a killa! :D

OHMYGAWD .
Sooo tired i can't focus on my report .
Dun want to do already .
Tmr wake up at 7am and do until i gotta leave for sch .

Some things about me today .
The 2 swear words i used today begin with N .
nb and niama -.-
End up i learn hokkein from my online buddies .
Lolol .

I'll be getting a bottle of Bacardi Martini on Friday .
Can't say what's it for yet .
Hush hush !
I'm the siao one lah .
I actually proposed drinking alcoholic drinks between school hours .
But nvm .
We're gonna have a wild time during break !
Muahahas .
Bacardi Martini and beer, ooh la la! <33

Stress level going up!
I lost count of the number of times i've been cursing.

The mayonnaise experiment today sucked.
I can't the pungent smell of vinegar.
It's strong enough to make me hurl.
& when i cracked one of the eggs,
some egg white splashed onto my lab coat.
I was all @#$%^& and cursing away.
I currently have a greasy prac worksheet too.
Eeyuck.

I can't seem to pay attention in microbio lessons.
Funny how i can tahan the most boring lectures,
but cant pay attention to normal lectures.
Presently learning about prokaryotics and eukaryotics i think.
Which is probably those organism kingdoms etc.
Today when i looked to see the teacher's slide,
i saw a plant cell.
Exactly like the one on page 4 or 5 of my old bio textbook.
The days of mugging ~.~

I'm pretty busy rushing reports this week.
When i'm free, i'm going to:
1) write a list of things i want/goals
2) start using fs again

I've stopped being anti-friendster.
In addition, i've started picking up phonecalls.
Used to ignore calls from numbers i don't know.
But these days, there're too many calls.
I've given up and just pick up every call.
LOL.

-off to rush my inorg chem report
-listening to: Dem Jeans by Chingy!

I really don't know how to announce this.
I've been lying to everyone for the past 2 years.
Since like, sec 3.

Don't get me wrong.
I just like my privacy.
So i hope even after this post, no one'll bug me about it.
You just have to know, you don't have to ask.

I've a boyfriend.
He's in ITE.
His name is ws and he's 18.

It's up to you whether you want to believe it or not.
Just don't go asking me "omg yoo got a bf?!"
Now that we've got that understood.
I need to thank some people.

Yingxue (snowyberries)- tq for being my listening ear and counsellor for the past few weeks!
You even offered to be my 24/7 emergency hotline should i ever need you at 4am.
Tq for understanding how i feel.

Ernest (NiChiDaBian)- here's another one who was my counsellor. Ty ah!

Zy (DarkTensei) & Chris (godlyjoo)- Tq for sharing with me your opinions.
At least now i know guys think VERY differently from girls. Hahas.

Connie (sugarpinks)- Tq for loving me aiai! Mwarks! Hehe.

Thought I couldn't live without you

It's gonna hurt when it heals too

It'll all get better in time

And even though I really love you

I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to

It'll all get better in time

I'm still miserable.
(needs more advice)
Sighs.

Was v cranky this morning due to lack of sleep.
I was up doing my inorg tuts and mugging for phchem test till 1am.
I guess i took a long time 'cos i was already half-dead then.

The problem with 2 fully-packed school days.
Sighs.

I wanted to get some cold sandwiches from Cheers.
Too bad don't have.
Hui & i really to buy alcohol lah.
I like Bacardi Martini, you know.
Nice enough for my liking. Rofl.
I'm practically nagging my mom to open the one in the fridge.

Wasn't listening in Inorg lecture again.
I was busy mugging for my katakana test.
Don't really need to listen anyway.
It's exactly sec 4 chemistry.
And it's a lot easier compared to the shit FYS we all did.
So i can slack for awhile. Haha.
(just realised i forgot to borrow the notes from ching!)

After majority of the class left, Mr Ong came up to Ray, Ching, Hui and me and asked if we're from FS0803.
Then he said we were the class with people scoring 'F's in chemistry for tutorials etc.
We were like, oh.
Makes me feel uneasy knowing my lecturers and tutors are discussing about us behind our backs. Haha.

Ms Ang is such a nice chem tutor!
She practically spoils my class luh :D
But her surprises're such mood-killers.
We all mugged like hell for the test,
then she says "open book test".
Everyone went "what the fish!" after that.

Lunch was a simple sandwich 'cos of the 45mins break.
In the end, Ching, Hui, Ray, Nabilah, Fiza and i camped at Block Q Lv6.
& since Ray was at his friendster,
he shun bian introduced us his 9 ex-girlfriends.
LMAO!!
How does he remember them?
Gf no.1.. Gf no.2.. Gf no.5..
ROFL!
He's the only person i know to have 9 ex ._.

I was sooo blur during microbio prac.
Brain not functioning 'cos i was super tired.
And i keep labelling the stuff wrongly. LOL.
But i was so happy!
Got a A+ for my first microbio report.
La dee da~ :)

My katakana sucks.
Mr Sim was such a meanie.
I thought he was testing the chart only.
End up he gave us dictation, test us on katakana words.
Buay song leh.
My jap tests at first minimum also B.
Now last 2 tests D liao.
I hate dictation! :(

& i fell asleep in the last 10mins of Jap.
Ehehes. Too tired.

Then i went to buy some stuff for my mom for mother's day.
Shall go back to making cards again.
I always fork out $10 for a Hallmark card lah :x
Hallmark earns big time. Bleh.

Tired -.-
4 hours of inorg. and phy. chemistry straight today.
At least it was fun.
What with all the butane and titration.
It's so unfair that poly equipments are so much convenient and new lah.
Like the retort stand.
You just need to kiap your burette like you use a clothes peg!!
LMAO.

But i've taken to doing my tutorials during lectures..
I hate it that i have so many things due today and tomorrow.
Last thursday's practicals and tutorials were postponed to this week too.
Sucks cos it makes me so busy on some days.
& i've phchem quiz and japanese test tomorrow.
Dammit.
46 new jap letters to memorise.

Tomorrow it's 8 to 5 non-stop of lectures, tutorials and practical.
My break is only from 12-1pm.
RAWR.

I just need to beech about my busy timetable for these 2 days.
Even my weekends are gone.
Saturday = printing, do all my reports.
Sunday = mother's day, family gathering at grandmother's house.

Pissed off. Grr!

Me don't like physical chemistry!
The calculations're so complex.
& now there's logarithm involved for calculating pH too.
:C

We made CHOCOLATE FUDGE for food science prac today!
Sounds fun, neh?
Ought to have used more chocolate.
But in the end, we threw the whole thing away..It was too lumpy for us to dapao it.
My group's fudge was overly sweet.
The group report was CMI.
But it's ok.
Next report will be better!

It was only today i realize NYP blocked maplestory. Couldn't start the program at all. Guess i can't log in during breaks to chit-chat with my friends. Ahaha.

Currently forcing myself to do the PhChem story write-up.
Grr!

JUNE HOLIDAYS
- go out with toilet gang :)
- go out with classmates
- pia maple a few days
- mug for common tests

I discovered it is REALLY good to pay attention during lectures.
& that means, no laptops out.
They're a MAJOR source of distraction.
Because you'll just spam your classmates' MSN and talk.

I printed out my notes, took down extra points from the lecturer and still manage to annoy my friends in msn via SH's laptop.
Kept bugging ah ching about her aikido guys.
Lol.

Sooo i'm never using laptop for lectures anymore!

Jap was pretty ok although most of us were already tired by evening.
Learnt how to form sentences and ask questions today.

& i helped xiaxue aiai to go for guild zak today.
I've never played I/L before leh.
But it's so much easier 'cos only have to buff herself.
Don't have to worry about your party members etc..
I DAMN SUAY LEH.
First time i took for her was INT+13!!
The lowest of all possible INT for helms. Zz.
Good thing the rest of the squad allowed me to throw and rehelm.
& thank God the next one was INT+15.
More normal lah. Hehe.

Haiz now i don't know whether to join aikido anot.
My parents feel that i'm not up for it.
They feel that i'm too gentle for it.
TMD, make me feel so condemned leh.
Means gentle people cannot take up sports or martial arts meh?
Not like i taking up taekwondo or what also.
Or maybe people like me should just stick to their softer CCAs.
Puiii!
Back to the drawing board.
Maybe i should have joined CSC from the start.
Miserable.

-PhChem pop quiz on Friday
-Japanese Katakana test on Friday
-PhChem story writeup due on Friday

Die lah. So much to do. -_-

For the people who've been asking me about the sexy lyrics in my msn message, here you go!


I was laughing non-stop the first time i heard it.
Sooooo sexy it hurts! ;D

My mom said maybe i'm not fated to join aikido.
Her reasoning:
Haven't even join already injured liao.

I don't think i mentioned this in my previous post.
I injured my footsie during the aikido orientation.
Sat cross-legged and got numb.
Argh.

My dad privately told my mom he felt i oughta drop out too.
Sheesh!
I want take up martial arts also can't :(
I think i'd better ask woonching whether aikido requires lots of kneeling.

So far there are only 5 freshmens for aikido this year..
If i quit, it will be 4 and ching'll be only girl
& she'll murder me for that too :D

But given 5 freshies only.
There's a very good chance of leadership roles.

I don't think i'll quit lah.
But i need more time to recover.
Might have to miss aikido again next week.
Pfffft.

It's funny.
Recently i kept bumping into old friends (pri sch, sec sch) and had old friends chat me up in msn.
I remembered i saw Chin Fern, Xinni, Clarabelle, Jia Mei in NYP.
Haven't met the rest yet.
'Cos none of them are in SCL lah, apart from clarabelle (meet her v often lol).

And then couple of days ago, an ancient friend of mine suddenly talked to me on msn!
My old, old maple friend from Bootes.
Like, lost touch for 3 years after he quitted and went to NS etc.
So he said he started playing again.
Funny one lah he. ._.
Esther, if you're seeing this, that guy is Persmerga aka ahpek.
LOL.

My aiai Samoi of MJC said she was the "suayest piece of shit" once because she was simply so suay.
Then i must be the lamest piece of shit luh..

About a week ago, my foot got numb (what's new..)
You see, i get numb very very easily.
So i couldn't feel how much pressure i was exerting on my leg.
It was only later later that i realised my toenail pierced my flesh lah.

Soooo ohmygod.
Worse still, it keeps worsening.
Finally today i went to see a doctor.
'Cos it's really CMI liao.
It's infected, i'm in pain and i've missed my 1st aikido lesson.
So the doctor prescribed me antibiotics and medicine..
But what he said after that horrified me!

If my footsie doesn't recover by Sunday, i'll have no choice but to go for minor op!
Like, cut off part of the nail that is poking my flesh.
When i heard that, my mind went :
FUCK!
'Cos i've a phobia of injections, surgery etc.
Siao eh.
Imagine part of my toenail gone.
Won't that hurt a hell lot?

I hope it won't be SO bad.
But if it does, GG.
& i'll definitely quit aikido in that case.
I probably need 3 mths of good rest for my foot after that ma..
Imagine missing 3 mths of aikido.
LAWL.

Damn footsie!
Faster recover! >:x

& i MIGHT be quitting maple.
Everything's so pointless.
All i ever do is go in and talk crap there nowadays.
Training's so boring.
Level simi sai lor.
Maybe i could delete my character entirely.
Heh.
I'm busy with all my lectures, tutorials, report crap already..
Haiya. Zzz.
To me, lots of things are becoming pointless.
I hope i can find my answer soon.

CHARMAINE CHEONG.

I’m a somebody and a nobody. I’m rational and emotional. I’m critical but I’m non-judgemental.

I like my things categorized by types and chronologically. I like taking photos to preserve the moments of my life. I like dystopian literature. I like reading Wikipedia articles at random. I like travelling to foreign lands and seeing the world. I like long conversations over good food. I like pop and classical music. I like guitars. I like cats. I like writing random, mushy letters and notes to the people important to me. I have a whole long list of things that I like, but you’ve got to get to know me better to know them all.