The 5C's for perfect sex.

A guy must have the 5C's for perfect sex. Firstly, he must have a COCK that can errect and he must be CONFIDENT of doing it. Having this 2C's, he should be CAPABALE of making a girl horny. Singapore being a moral country, enforces safe sex. So, as to ensure safety of the ladies, Singapore men should always wear CONDOMS whenever sexual intercourse take place. A man worthy of pleasurable sex should also carry a CANE for more exciting sex. After reading this short message, we hope that men would be able to give women a safer and more thrilling sex experience. Thank you.

Hope all daddy and mummy can show come compassion towards your baby after seeing this clip.
its not their fault , and if u own a KMT , hope u will be touch by this clip ...

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. __________________

This Picture Is To Prove That The Tattoo Shown In My Previous Post That The Tattoo Is Indeed On My Head .
Hope The Picture Is Clear Enough To Clear Any Misunderstanding ,
BTW , In The Picture Is Me , Chantel And GuoYao

Attachment To Rosette AKA Shavilla IS The Most Exciting Thing That Happen La ,
HaHas , quite satisfied with the life i am going through now ,
And Thanks all for the birthday wishing YTD and all my present , thanks alot ,
had a great time drinking at ESKI bar , the sibei chio bar tender sang me a sweet birthday song ,
hahahahs , thanks all for everything , i really did enjoy myself ,
hmmm , going for my 2B Soon already , hahhahas .




eh motherfucker , get outta my life once and for all ok ?
i dun wanna see u even for once more .
Stupid Besti , SMS me at 12.30(9th October) saying that something bad really happen , ask me to call her ,
in the end sing me a birthday song , kinda touch actually , but kinda shock also ,
i thought what bad thing happen sia , DUN U EVER SCARE ME LIDDAT AGAIN!
U DUMBWIT =)