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Let’s take a step back.
In one’s daily travails one is almost as likely to chance upon the moral grandstanding of acquaintances in public as they are on social media with strangers. It doesn’t make the in-person encounter any less distasteful though.
“You don’t care, maan!”“Well, Dave, of the fifty or so people in this room, we’re probably the only two currently aware of the Deuxième Guerre du Congo. So there’s fifty other opportunities here for you to score more ego validation points than wasting my time with cheap grace.”
Headquartered in a modest facility on Barney Scholl’s Road, local cash-grabbing mediocretins known as the BubbaCabal strived to squeeze Classic City citizens for their hard-earned dough, and perhaps their sanity to boot.
The BBACBL’s Triarchy of unctuous usurers, mendacious motor techs, and blowhard bailsmen — along with their Fringe Banker muckers and revolving-door flock of managerial buffoons — indeed had heady dreams of media manipulation, bench mumming, and community diktät by the big fish themselves piddling in their own small pond.
Though they tried to put on a public-friendly face under such façades as the “Fruit Bat 100 Club,” “Blue Haus Productions” and the S.S. Reverend Resbo, few swallowed their inane infotoxins. After all, these are the geniuses who thought that buying media outlets would deliver cash cows that would milk themselves. Well, that udder was bone-dry well before the cattle left the barn door.
The Elder Owls — the true old-school power wielders in Classic City — shrugged and rolled their eyes at the follies of BBACBL. Even their acolytes of the Augean Lodge knew that dog wouldn’t hunt.
The Allied Pungeoning Front had protracted battles over the years with the BubbaCabal, but finally came to see that a hands-off stance would actually expedite their foe’s self-destruction. The APF didn’t even have to call in their “big guns” before BBACBL disintegrated into pink dust.
Today, citizens of Classic City can breathe easy knowing BBACBL is no longer around to fudge with their sundaes.
The Allied Pungeoning Front, under the aegis of the Orville Corporation, has recently made information regarding Project: Horloge available to the public. The authorised disclosure of previously classified information can no longer reasonably be expected to cause damage to corporate security. Internal panels have concluded that assigning a declassified status to stateside sections of Project: Horloge poses no credible threat due to Orville’s monopoly on exotic metamaterials under treaty agreements with United Planets liaisons.
In the late 20th century, the Orville Corporation’s Atlantic Geo-Resonance Surveys accidentally discovered three nano-singularities measuring under 1000 angstroms each, spatially and geophysically fixed worldwide. Project: Horloge was created soon after to research and safeguard Remembered History under agreed-upon Rules of Causality.
Orville’s Road Street facility is the only one of three on Earth that has been acknowledged through soft disclosure to house one of these “micro black holes.”
Stability is maintained through quantised gaps between its energy levels using a mercury plasma reactor. The operating reactor creates points of entry in spacetime fluctuations and abutting branes which can be temporally accessed using unified field operator-valued variables in conjunction with superdense coding algorithms. This is the key to accessing chronological destinations.
Certain proprietary metamaterials dampen the gravitic/magnetic disruption produced within the reactor’s temporal event horizon. The entire reactor, control assembly and human transport interface are contained under Geodesic Dome B (“quantum clean sphere”) at the complex, shielded from any ionising radiation. Nonetheless, physiological and psychological side effects of time displacement as well as Oneirophrenic Venn Conflicts in chrononauts continue to be a risk. Remote field monitoring protocols remain in place for the time being for all CHRONO Ops.
Though several Temporal Audits were released prematurely, more will be made available to the public in due time.
