A Gift for You: The Eternal Sands of Time

In the closing days of war, the Orville Corporation established Blue Sands Proving Grounds as its principal site for nuclear testing and development. Blue Sands has since developed into one of the most sophisticated test facilities in the world.
  The beautiful azure dunes of the site are considered to have had healing powers long before Orville's isotopes first began their dance across the barrens of the Arenazula tribal lands.
  Today, these grains of history and healing have been made available to the public in keepsake 6 oz. vials starting at €17.99 and up.
  Get this must-have souvenir today from the BSPG Gift Shoppe, or have it shipped to you within the comfort of your own home. The sand is sourced directly from Blue Sands Proving Grounds with its beneficial healing powers intact. This unique gift can be used as a souvenir, in spellwork, or even as a burial sand supplement.

UPCHIPUF: Doin’ It for the Kids

The United Planets Children’s Pungeoning Fund was born out of the ashes and chaos of the Earth-Xarnaq-Jurgætium conflicts of recent years.
  Since its inception, the organisation has worked tirelessly to improve the lives of children on all worlds by protecting them from harm, and providing them with the opportunity to learn and reach their full potential.
  While carrying the orange collection box door-to-door during pagan holidays is the traditional way to collect for UPCHIPUF, fundraising is now extended throughout the year to reflect holidays on Xarnaq IV and Jurgætium as well as Earth.
  Collecting for UPCHIPUF has been a powerful way for generations of planetary citizens to help provide children with an essential roadmap to productive adulthood. Today, that mission is as urgent as ever, and the campaign is just as vibrant.
  So when the kids come calling at your front door, it’s time to cough up some jack.

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Heritageville Launches 150th Anniversary Festivities

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Celebrate 150 years of Heritageville with us, your neighbours, family, and friends! In honour of Heritageville’s 150th birthday on January 13, 2022, the city will be planning a series of celebratory events.
  Anniversary festivities include something for everyone! Community members can look forward to:

• Ceremony honouring city founder Col. Zenas “Jack” Heritage at Heritage Mausoleum, Coney Hill Cemetery
• Vehicle-Based Parade with Grand Marshal Johnny Gutts
• Open Fútbol Tourney featuring local Las Estrellas FC
• Princely Avenue Motor Sports Open
• Urban Renewal Lottery: One property chosen at random to be condemned and demolished
• Drive-in Concert with local band “Clampy Hold”
• Catering by “The Gristle”
• And more!

“We can’t wait to celebrate Heritageville! It’s been a tough year for everyone, and this is something we can all look forward to and enjoy,” said Mayor Dwayne Gutts. “This major millstone [sic] is about celebrating all the unique things that make our town the best place to work, live, and work some more. We hope everyone will join in the festivities as they get down.”
  “City staff have worked tirelessly on these jubilant activities,” said City Manager Jared Staylee. “There are many ways people and organisations can get involved, from highlighting celebratory displays on social media to sharing their stories. We’re looking forward to the entire community coming together to celebrate everything Heritageville.”

Retro Tech: Tactical Psionic Devices of the Early Strata, Pt. II

Another early Tactical Psionic Device by the Orville Corporation was the TPD-111, a working Remote Pungeoning Console prototype that predated the Model 311 Series by some five strata.
  The Model 111 was basically a glorified remote monitor featuring standard allocators and excisors and could only function at a distance once Punge Modules were activated in place.
  The Model 111 tested well in conjunction with various programmes but was only publicly distributed in select overseas markets.

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