1 flaming lambo
2 pb shots
4 glasses mixes
1 margarita

Yes I'm getting better at this

Ladies put your hands in the air

Today's music's decibel level seems more tolerable than the last time
My ears only rang for like 10 minutes or so

I think today got new record
I didn't even drink any of my second flaming lambo lol I knew I had to stop so i just put the straw into my mouth oops lol (tricks to stay sober)
Game of 5 10 was harder though because when the person guessed correctly 3x we had to down it, that one harder to avoid

Cranberry+vodka=antioxidants+poison

Saw Ruify there too yay <3 can't believe she is leaving so soon ah:( managed to get a pix with her so if she posts them ill post here

Wait I can't post pictures using iPhone faggot

This week was/is gonna be an interesting one

Started work at a new place and the boss is super angmoh pai
The day starts with greetings on the cheek
And basically I did the never ending continually reproducing dishes the whole day
I'm not gonna make public where I'm gonna work because I don't want some people to know where I'm working at hahah

If you're trusted you will find out

Muaythai was exceptional, got taught by world champ Abbas Ahmadi, it's amazing he can do planks without hands and using his chin to support the weight ("It strengthens your neck so you won't get knocked out so easily") and I can't even last a second doing that

You don't try you don't know!

Tmr will be an interesting day
Pictures are up on Facebook anyway, my new camera is forcing me to be more active on Facebook because uploading is faster+easier+Cheryl will nag lol <3

Btw yay Syafiq! You're my 100th twitter follower LOL

Here's some pix of the work's neighbor's gorgeous Molly (those not on instagram)

Oh wait I can't post any more pix cos they said photo limit is reached?!

Lessons learnt from last night

1. You realize people dance funny. Because you're sober. I think the whole alcohol makes you think people are more attractive thing isn't really true though.

2. Abercrombie's music isn't that loud actually lol

3. Must get earplugs!!!

4. You only realize you're tipsy when you're walking, not when you're dancing

5. Be careful of Merlions around 2

So B was telling me how it's too easy to pick up girls at clubs (FYI Zirca is the easiest, not sure, maybe should go there spoil market a bit) and that tonight he wasn't going to do that cos he's here with me/he's gonna make sure his bro doesn't get too wasted

Making bets on when his friend and the girl will make out and I don't know who won but he bought shots anyway

Stayed sober throughout! :) Some guy was so drunk he fell on the dance floor wtf!

"Club girls are too easy to get. Girls like you are different. Cannot use same method."
"Then.. What method do you use??"
"I don't"

Best. Ever.

So happy to have met up with the girls last night although it was super super impromptu+decided like in the morning. Hahah! So funnnn we were having a boys sleepover ttm
I can't believe I got high after Bailey's lol

Rest of photos are up on ig! (@rrice_ball) can't post photos cos they told me photo limit reached zz

<3333 yay love y'all so much omg can't wait for GMax next hehehe

I think I typed too much nonsense just now.

One more bottle, might as well.

Revelations

Recently I found out something about someone who I always thought I could trust
I mean, I always knew deep down that he might be hiding some things but I chose to ignore them because all along, I will trust someone until he/she gives me a reason to doubt them
So I chose to trust him anyway

What
A
Fool

I guess you can't truly know someone, but wow, for someone to be that repulsive and disgusting?
I never thought it was possible
At least, I never thought it would happen to me
I guess better late than never

What sucks most is not knowing which part of what he said was the truth, and which were lies
But it doesn't matter anymore

Point is, I never thought I'd say this, but the whole if you put up walls around yourself the harder you fall and all that, it's bullshit. It never hurts to protect yourself. Really. Yeah sure you may think the person won't harm you and stuff but you can never EVER be too careful. I learnt it the hard way and I wouldn't want anyone to have to go through this shit.

NO ONE OUGHT TO FEEL THIS WAY.

Except assholes who do that to other people, I hope karma comes back a full circle and fucks you upside down. THRICE OVER.

Gap in memory

I don't remember how I got this but I think it's from Gaja night
(feels pretty deep, too)

An exciting week!:)

Just a quick update before I sleep:)

This week was pretty exciting, went prawning and watched a movie and had a meet up with my pw mates:) The album on the pw outing is up on fb with some captions so yes go see that instead!

 At the office before heading to prawning to settle the F1 tix

Played with the stick on goatee which costs like >$10 wtf right

(OMFGBBQ IM GONNA WATCH MAROON 5 AHHH)

 Live earthworms!! Damn sad for them

 Lookie a prawn:)

 Sent me home after prawning:)

 Gave them to my mom to cook hahaha

 Bourne legacy:) Freaking sat at third row la! And the third row isn't even on the steps omggg like srsly neck dead :/ Why everytime watch movie also so suay!!

This essentially sums up how our pictures are like, JR closes his eyes and Jarrod looks wistfully in the distance lol

Entrenched pain

So painful when you think you have forgotten it all and a scumbag nightmare comes and shatter that beautiful illusion you had

That false sense of control indeed

Hah! I am nothing but a weak human with no control over my fate

Perhaps

In other news I've got my own camera!! Whee:) Can't wait to use it:)

But this also means I'll be more active on Facebook cos I need somewhere to store the photos hm:/

And Cheryl will be bugging me to post pictures all

LOL

Today, Monday and Tuesday will be pretty exciting, can't wait <3 p="p">

Want a song stuck in your head?

You're welcome

It was super hilarious and fun last night (it was kpop night) and you can see this group of like 10 people doing the gangnam style dance together

It's almost like mumbo jumbo night!!!!

I bet these people secretly practice in front of the mirror just to show off some moves on stage

It was SO fun

Left like 10% of the bottle there when we left lol oops I wonder if anyone drank it in the end

Ah last night was definitely memorable

Broke the roof also

Nearly fucking died I swear

Never been in such a dangerous situation before

Glad I'm alive to tell the tale

Why

Sometimes I wonder
Why I even have friends
And/or why they bother to stick around

:/

Nonetheless I'm thankful if you're my friend ok! Even though sometimes I don't show it hahah I can get bitchy sometimes, thanks for tolerating my nonsense.

Why sleeping early is good for me

Some ching chong tomato has decided to come up with a topic for me to blog about every week

So here goes!

1. So that I won't be tempted to watch stuff like Saving Private Ryan, which are undoubtedly good movies, but sleeping after the first 15 minutes will def give you something to think about for a long long time. Like how your head can get blown in. Not a pretty sight.

2. I get more rest (duh) and less tempted to snack at night now I'm ravenous and I wonder what's for breakfast!:)

But then again if I sleep early I'll only unplug my phone from the charger in the morning meaning it'll overcharge and discharge!!!:O no wonder my battery is so screwed

Also I'll laze around until 11 anyway so it means more lazing time (since I'll tend to wake up earlier)

And also no more late night conversations:(

So.. Sleep early?

Why love is confusing

We don't love the people who love us
We love people who can't love us

This
Is
Why

Hipster hearts much

And I don't really remember what I posted last night let me go read it again, I sincerely hope I didn't post anything ridiculous
At 3am I saw a drunk tweet
How dangerous technology is in the hands of high people

And here's a picture of a lemon

Nothing is constant

Things change
And when situation changes
People change as well

Maybe that's a good thing, I don't know
I guess I finally know what he meant when he told me "it seems like I don't know you anymore" because i feel that way now

Sigh, I don't know. Fuck the 25 days no alcohol challenge la moderation is key.

The only funny thing that happened tonight was when the angmoh from the next table tried so many times to pick me up lol
Still, raised my glass to him in air cheers
A gold star for trying
But I honestly don't care less

Three years and more to come

Before I go on any further, this is the first time I'm logging on using the iPad and hence when I was trying to set up the blogger account here (typing is SO MUCH EASIER compared to the iPhone, now I know why people buy both the iPhone and iPad even though I thought it was ridiculous:( ) and I nearly posted to my secondary school CCA website OMG WTF

Okay anyway! A few days ago met up with the girls from sec 4 class ahhhh so happy:) nothing much seems to have changed from the last meeting (that's what I always say) but undeniably things has changed:( in a month D and R are going to fly off, A L C are starting school in NUS (school will no longer be Raffles.. Must get used to it) and then J will be flying off to Aussie next year.. Essentially no one will be sending me off waaa:'(

Original plan to visit night safari was scrapped sigh (I have never been there lol) and we met at city hall instead, but us being us, as we wandered in search for Thai food, we drifted past Thai Express at city link mall to the Thai Express in Marina Square zzz. Geniusmeme.jpg max hahaha

Then we ended up queuing up at the neighbouring hotpot queue lol wtf!!! Luckily someone realised it soon enough heheh :)

Dinner was good, can't remember what we were talking about but there are always such lol moments:) I have no idea why or how but I always have such a good time whenever I meet up with old classmates:') really laugh until cry hahah! Went for some gelato and omg last warning, the chair imprinted some intense marks on our thighs D:

Just got an idea, next time if I open restaurant I'll design the chairs such that when the person wearing shorts or short skirt sits on it, my restaurant name will be on their hamstrings~~~

Don't steal ah:P

Going home was even funnier cos me and D were sitting down at the two seater area in the MRT, and we squeezed such that Jo can sit too, and we realised there was an empty seat opposite us and the guy was looking judgementally at us HAHAHA. Omg I swear we were laughing like mad people NON STOPPPPPP:)))

Okay pictures are on Facebook ah in kinda too lazy to post them because blogger is so unpix friendly so yes very very wordy indeed

WATCHING SINGAPORE PLAY AGAINST KOREA WHILE BLOGGING AND WAITING FOR THEM TO WIN BEFORE GOING MUAYTHAI

COME ON SINGAPORE LET'S GO

This reminds me of them school days:')

Buckle up and drive safe

So I decided one day to make my bb come and drive me from the mrt to her house

Me: Eh come drive me leh
Bb: Omg I never drive without parents before!
Me: IDC COME. I call you when I'm here?
Bb: But when I'm driving I can't pick up calls!

BBDC has trained a perfect student:) Hahahah! Anyway she was never a rule breaker so yeah not surprising.

So I waited like DAMN long for her to come because she can't park the vehicle and wait (single lane) -.- When she finally came, omg I swear, I was v surprised to find the car so warm

She didn't even turn on the aircon!!! And the windows are all up tight shut! I swear if not for me she would have died of CO suffocation or something:O Turns out she was so focused on driving that she didn't turn on the aircon LOL

When we finally reached her place, she turned into the corner and parallel parked (kinda. She just swooped in cos it's like a curb? Idk how to say) and she was reversing like a boss, then going forward and reversing again

Me: What're you reversing for?
Bb: Actually.. I have no idea.

HAHAHAHA I DIED LOL!!!

And she parked fucking close to the curb, cos its curved right, the curve was UNDER the car lol!! She like a 生活达人 xD

Anyway yesterday was her birthday!!!:):):) have a very very very sweet birthday my dear girl, here's to 7 years of amazing friendship and many more to go<3

Met up with one of my old buddies for drinks yesterday! It was good talking after so long. Went back to klapsons' bar because the manager was with chef and a few others and asked me along and hahah they talked about NS:O maybe it's a guy thing?

So much for my no alcohol for a month:/ I shan't drink until Shek comes back from Taiwan!!

Yes, one for the road indeed.