Tuesday, November 29, 2011


FIN

When I counted my Chem answers, I got exactly 10 each of A B C D

First reaction: What is this fuckery

But whatever it's over! Our class wrote stuffz on our school shirts, I don't have from many but I've got those from the few people who mean more to me(:

Had some time before sis' celebration so went to Island w bf! And guess what, I saw two beautiful girls walk in~~ Took pix w Cheryl and Cuier and left it for their wall(: I'll post it when I get the pix from him! And he pangsai drew nonsense on my face, and I so nice somemore drew a lovely moustache on him. Tsk.




I thought the brownie will be meh but it's SUPER NICE omfg.

Dinz was Jap and then went for drinks at Ku Dé Ta! Saw the Infinitity pool! Super nice. Pix soon(:

Btw I can't believe my sis got stopped by the bouncer cos he wanted to check her ID and I didn't. Pfft what an ego boost to her hahaha.

My feet are super fucking painful and I just drained a blister ugh. This time it must be amputated for sure.



Started playing this Snoopy Street Fair game and had to take a photobooth pix w him! Hahaha Snoopy so cute:>

An exciting line up of events this month! I can't wait!



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Monday, November 28, 2011


My sis looked at my class photo and said,

"I see this two like got 夫妻像, are they together?"

Turns out to be ST/HT so yeah (Y) she happy
But no, that was not enough! She went on
"This two also right!" pointing to Jiquan and Eunice

HAHAHAHAHAHA I DIED



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Happy birthday sis
Though you are still immature
You are twenty-three!

I m haiku master

Look what we just had!!!:>



Dark chox so rich yet fluffy!



The cream is simply divine, the cake is so fine




Something like a strudel cake!! MORE FRESH CREAM AND STRAWBERRIES

SUPER AMAZING!!!!!
They're all from Flor Patisserie(:

The sweet smell of freedom lingering before your nose
Alas, you're like Voldemort
You know it's there but you can't smell it yet






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Sunday, November 27, 2011


Two more days to freedom.

Funny looking at it when I put it like that. Because we are never actually free, are we.

SATs. Uni apps. Essays. What to wear to Song's wedding.

I actually haven't seen a grown adult have his/her ears pierced in public before. Have you? Well here's your chance, in the late afternoon/early evening of 1st Dec, yours truly will have her earlobes punched by the (presumably) experienced, uh, ear punchers at Orchard's B*Dazzled

This is exciting, because I've always considered one to have a high threshold for pain

Ironically, psychological pain hurts me most

Threaten to poke me and I will scream
I see a cockroach and imagine it mauling me and I scream
Crack your knuckles and I scream
My lab partner's test tube started boiling with a loud crack as the mouth of the test tube faced me and I scream
Watch The Ring and I call Cheryl and I scream
Go to the freezer and get ice cream

Scoot over niggaz y'all dawgs got a rapper in town






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Friday, November 25, 2011


God is fair
Omg tearing:')
HopShopGo.com offers shipping for Christian Louboutin

I want!!!!!!!

Wedding Fashion Fiasco

Daytime Wedding

for her

  • a fun floral dress
  • a skirt and a sweater set with slingback shoes.
        • light colored suit – try to stay away from black, navy or anything that looks like you're going to the office

      DON'T WEAR:

      • White. (This rule has relaxed some, and you can get away with wearing a printed dress with a white background and some cream colored clothing. Just be careful not to upstage the bride.)
      • Black to a daytime wedding
    • Jeans (Cheryl.. Your answer here)
    • Anything too sexy or revealing
    • Anything torn, with holes, stained, too big or too small for you!
    • Anything sleeveless or strapless to a religious wedding. Bring a wrap to cover your shoulders.


    • Alright, dress and heels it is.

    • Wait why did Mr Song say we can wear white? It's rude to wear white to a wedding cos it means you wanna upstage the bride. Hmm okay we should just stay away from that.

    Thursday, November 24, 2011

    WGTL 2


    Amanda's weekly guide to life

    (Well not exactly weekly but.. It's been a long week)

    Topic: HOW TO ENCOURAGE YOURSELF TO RUN

    Actually I may not be the best at this topic. After 10 minutes I'm usually overwhelmed by the intense desire to shit or puke. BUT. Still.

    Tip 1: Listen To Music

    Not thumping rhythmic songs that goes like "I'm so fly like a G6" or "Everyday I'm Shufflin' " because firstly, you are evidently NOT flying. Secondly, neither are you shufflin'. What are you, an iPod or a deck of cards?

    Listen to music that actually croons about RUNNING.

    "What have I done, wish I could run away from this ship going under"

    You simply run and think that there is a ship going under behind you! Perfectos.

    Tip 2: Run behind hot people

    For inspiration! 'Nuff said.

    Tip 3: To allow yourself more space for FOOD

    Self explanatory. (Still have half a tub of Dreyer's waiting for me!)

    Tip 4: Incentivize yourself!

    Well, that's kinda the only time I get to watch TVD/Big Bang Theory so yeah hahaha





    Oh and look! Combo god!!!

    Tip 5: Staying healthy

    Actually since Sec 4, running hasn't actually allowed me to lose weight. I just imagine my arteries
    clogging up with gooey fats and that's enough to make me work out. (But the fact that I just ate Dreyer's Toasted Almond straight out of the tub renders my argument semi-invalid)

    Besides, you might actually be able to gain some muscle to successfully jump over little children in your path like a graceful gazette.




    All looks normal down Track Lane




    Nothing out of place? No?

    Well, WRONG

    Because for one, there is this




    And this



    This hugeass cockroach (I know it looks small but if seeing is my only validation then most of my life isn't real) is making me too scared to run, much less leap over it like a graceful gazette

    So I was trying to take a photo of the dead cockroach (due to the pleasure I get seeing the bane of my existence dead>D One down, billions more to go) when suddenly I heard a loud HALLO!

    I looked around and saw no one

    Suddenly it came again, HALLO HALLO

    And I thought to myself OMFG THE COCKROACH SPEAKS SWEET LORD PLEASE SAVE MY SOUL

    (I mean, you would too, right?)





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    Wednesday, November 23, 2011

    YAY he is now a Big Bang Theory convert

    SO MUCH FOR STUPID HUH >D
    Hope he doesn't see this hehehe

    Raj: I’ll tell you what, how about we go rock-paper-scissors?

    Sheldon: Ooh, I don’t think so. No, anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock.

    Raj: What?

    Sheldon: It’s very simple. Look, scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

    YAY I can now reconcile my loves and watch BBT with him on the way home!

    Now I just need to find a earpiece that can do Sheldon-Raj-Howard-Leonard justice

    I think 3 seasons of BBT and 2 seasons of The Vampire Diaries are seriously hampering the speed of this poor old computer

    Anyway Mr Song's wedding has a nautical theme, I think I'll just wear my FAM dress which is turquoisy and the ruffles on the chest looks like sea waves

    Okay I admit, I just made that link because I've never worn that dress out ever again and it seems like a waste of $150 :/

    Ooh it'll be hilarious if Mr Song wears a captain's suit!!!!!!

    p.s. His dad is called Laidlaw
    p.p.s. LOL
    There's an LCP Cheryl Lee in RG Air! Hahah

    I think I have swollen tonsils:(

    "Thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almost anything else"

    I should stop thinking too much and freaking myself out.

    I wanna watch Titanic in 3D

    Watching the trailer and listening to Celine Dion's powerful vocals resonating through my Apple earpiece (until I find a good replacement. Can't watch Big Bang Theory with that, it sucks) and there are shivers down my spine and hearing Jack's voice saying, "Don't let go of my hand!" reminds me how I cry like a baby, every single time when he dies on that wooden plank even though I already know he'll die and that he can probably survive if Rose had just scooted over and shared it with him.

    And apparently two naked people can keep warm better than one on a plank and the other in ice cold water.



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    Tuesday, November 22, 2011





    Whee anyone else watching?




    Come here, my sweet tv companion, you



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    Wow you can actually feel the irony

    "Proof of English Proficiency
    International students that meet the academic requirements of the University must prove thier English proficiency before beginning an academic degree program"

    Meep.
    Wow you can actually feel the irony

    "Proof of English Proficiency
    International students that meet the academic requirements of the University must prove thier English proficiency before beginning an academic degree program"

    Meep.


    Not sure if anyone shares the same sentiments as me

    But every time I go to the toilet and poop, I feel like a small woodland creature




    Heehee another picture for no relevance whatsoever


    Giant woodland creature>D



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    Monday, November 21, 2011



    "你還是要幸福 你千萬不要再招惹別人哭"

    Big Bang Brain


    I HAVE to write it down somewhere before the scumbag brain repeats this over and over again in my head

    (okay kidding I love you brain but seriously stop doing that)

    This bunch of youths who do not look like the type of sweet tongued bunch (ykwim) they were being really loud and stuff when this guy said something more intellectual than what his friends would have expected in a normal conversation, and his friend went "Wa you think 你是 Sheldon ah?" making an obvious reference to Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory (one of my favourite series of all time, with TVD and Glee) who has to lose, in Sheldon's own words, 60 IQ points to be considered "smart".

    So yes. That's it.
    #anticlimatic max

    ^Typed that before econs

    Oh man NO MORE ECONS EVER

    It feels quite surreal. I've been studying this subject for two years and it's over in 3 hours 45 minutes? (Essay+Case studies)

    I guess I'll feel kinda nostalgic that I don't have to take econs anymore. This holds true for all subjects. Learning for the sake of learning is fun. It's actually fun to study.

    I've a feeling a few months later I'll read this and be like wha?

    And the person on my right kept looking at me (before the paper started) >_>
    Maybe I failed to mention he was my lab partner too
    So I turned and stared back till he backed off his gaze

    MUAHAHA

    Apparently everyone didn't do
    5. Wherever I went people are like
    "WTF 5 write what?"
    "Salute you man"

    Meh

    But it's over!!
    Cross fingers that I do well
    Pray to the bell urge god!!!


    There's something about this chase
    Six whole years




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    Sunday, November 20, 2011


    Song 缠斗 plays
    Mom: This is from the show 真相 right!
    Me: No it's from 拍卖!
    Song 救命 plays
    Mom: This one from now showing that show right! 真相!
    Me: No actually is 行医 LOL

    Idk how she watch shows also xD




    Pretty little liar



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    Saturday, November 19, 2011



    The really funny part was at :08 when the woman started laughing and a little after the man started laughing

    Still laughing

    Hahahahaha what is air

    jokerboy; nope actually to be exact, can't wait to live a life with him:)

    Of all things beautiful










    These are so beautiful!! I found them on ChanelReplica.com which is a website created by Chanel lolol
    Beside every Chanel good says "If you buy imitation goods, you are getting poor workmanship and shit"
    And if you click on the product it tells you of the horror of lawsuits and terrorism that you're helping to fund because the people behind it are of a crime organization

    Heehee, isn't it funny to think a bunch of terrorists sitting around the table making Chanel earrings?

    (if it's not funny then it's too bad, I'm not sure if everything is suddenly funny/not funny due to the efforts on stress on my sense of humour or if it's me)










    Unnghh his voice is stuck in my head for 2 whole days already. Now Adele's One And Only took over because I played that song to get rid of 救命
    Meh

    Anyway for those who watched 行医, this is the perfect example of karma
    Tell a TCM practitioner that he's killing people by administering emergency treatment on them, make him lose his confidence, and have him question his ability to save you as you took your last gasping breath with no words formed because of your collapsed lung
    JUSTICEEEEEE
    天网恢恢疏而不漏
    母阿哈哈
    (^muahaha)

    Went ahead and shopped for my prom dress in the weekend snuggled right before econs essays+physics paper 3, both of which are dreaded cos I h8 any writing that stretches beyond 2 page and actually have to make sense ("You must let it flow naturally! You mean it doesn't come to you?" "No") but trust me, I am trying my very best

    No pictures until prom>D not even my girlfriends or boyfriend shall see

    I do hope I don't regret this impulse buying; my mom likes the dress, so I think it's not my misinformed judgement

    Here's another dress I tried! It's kinda the same collection except mine is in black
    Don't want a black dress but heck, black has a slimming effect and I'm too lazy to slim myself down to wear other colours (I would LOVE jade green though)







    Except mine is not as short, or tight, or revealing
    This dress was an absolute MF pain to get into, struggled for at least 5 minutes
    All through the torture I was thinking
    "Good lord clothes changing should be an Olympic sport"
    "This is how David Copperfield feels trying to get out of a straitjacket"
    "If this was a birth canal I would have suffocated to death"

    Funnily enough taking it off was easier



    Chicken rice at Grand Park Orchard
    Overpriced but very very good
    I was the only woman on the table to polish all that (there are two layers of chicken on that plate!!)



    Look Dumbledore's Pensieve



    Street light bright lights
    I think Orchard's lights on will be from tonight




    Contemplating tying like that to an exam:> Mom reckons bf will be the first to run away when he sees this tskkk hair so cute why will run~~

    I am human Hello Kitty:3

    P.S. Cheryl I'm so excited it took me a few tries to get it right but I managed to scroll down on my phone too!! HAHAHA WHEEE (although I have no reason to be reading my own blog)


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    Friday, November 18, 2011

    Omygosh it all makes sense now

    People who self-mutilate no longer process Substance P

    They continue cutting in attempts to divert psychological pain to physical pain but over time, the brain learnt to not identify it as pain anymore

    ÖÖ


    "Will the kick turn his avocados to guacamole?"

    HAHAH WATCH THIS

    Reminds me of Johnny English!

    Thursday, November 17, 2011

    At what age do you feel like you grew up mentally/​emotionally?
    Probably 15 going on 16. Hard a rough time and it woke me from my optimistic fairy tale.

    Do you have any brothers?
    Not blood brothers but I have a few good bros(:

    Who did you talk on the phone with last night?
    Hahaha last night, tonight, and every night: boyfriend

    What annoys you most in a person?
    When people just go on and on and on and on
    (like "omygod i wrote blablabla in the essay and i don't know if it's right and do you think I'm right yeah I think I'm right but I don't know if I'm right" (this is when Des and I were in the toilet and we got stopped) and I was like "yeah you're right go away")

    Have you changed this year?
    I do think so! Some good, some bad but I regret nothing

    Are you talking to anyone tonight?
    Oh definitely, it's a routine that I look forward to

    What are you doing tomorrow?
    Tuition+dinner (gram's treating to chicken rice at some hotel lol)

    Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
    Nope I find it fascinating and always anticipate what is to come

    Whose bed did you lay in last that wasn’t yours?
    Hahah WELLSSSSS

    Are you a type of person who cares what people say about you?
    If they're people who means a lot to me! Otherwise if you don't mean shit to me your criticism is invalid

    Are you a really understanding person?
    It's hard but I try.

    How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
    9!

    How many pillows do you like to sleep with?
    FOUR (and one banana and one bolster; it's amazing how I find room to sleep)

    Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
    Nope because my psychotic sister didn't come in in the middle of the night to wake me up to look at the stars

    Would you have sex with the person you like/love right now?
    Not now but after marriage, sure~

    How are you feeling lately?
    Mixed feelings of stress+calm+panic+love+gratitude+fear

    How do you wear your hair most of the time?
    Down so I can whip them back and forth~

    Do you have trust issues?
    Nope. But sometimes my trust issues come from too much trust

    What does your handwriting look like?
    Like sex

    Think back to the last person you kissed, did that person ever give you a piggy back ride?
    Yes!

    What should you be doing right now?
    Watching Kampung Ties

    When did you last straighten your hair?
    Never did!

    Do you think any of your neighbors are creepers?
    Hahah nope

    Are you a jealous person?
    I do get jealous but these feelings don't come often. I'm thankful people around me don't do things that make me jealous:P

    Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes?
    Sometimes they're just dumb so we'll just lol at them together, it's cool

    Is it possible to be single and happy?
    Yeah why not(:

    When was the last time you laughed really hard and why?
    Yesterday! Because you made me really happy:>

    Do you miss anyone right now?
    Anisha Cheryl and bf

    Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s eyes?
    Actually.. No, he has these beautiful dark grey eyes and I have eyes the colour of tanned cowskin

    Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
    DEFINITELY

    What do you bite on more, your tongue, lip, or nails?
    Nails for sure!

    Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
    Never intentionally

    Where did you go today?
    Toilet

    Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side?
    Side? Actually I put chili sauce hahah

    Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
    Can! But I'd feel so naked and unprotected from the monsters of the dark

    If you could change your eye color what would you change it to?
    Ooh I'd love to try ocean turquoise

    Who did you last go out to eat with?
    BF~

    Are you the youngest person living in your house?
    Yepppp:>

    How many bracelets do you have on right now?
    None!

    Where are you located right now?
    Home sweet home

    Have you ever liked someone that was in a relationship?
    Hahah nope, I'm a good girl(:

    Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter or the same height as you?
    Taller! But actually height doesn't really matter, it'll just be nice

    When you’re getting ready for something, do you listen to music?
    Nope I'll be kanchiong spidering, no time!!

    Someone says “all guys are players” You say?
    I'd tell you one I know best who isn't but I'm afraid you'll fall in love with him too
    But seriously, the guys I know are not players, they're really very nice!

    If your phone goes off during the night, do you answer it?
    Yes (assuming in the rare occasion that I do even wake up)

    Do you think you will be in a relationship two months from now?
    Yeah ;>

    Does anyone like you?
    More than like~~

    Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
    Nope, two holes are more than enough to breathe from!

    Was the last person you kissed younger or older than you?
    Same age!

    Has anyone ever told you that they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
    Yeah♥

    Would you change anything about yourself if you could?
    Personality wise yes! Less procrastination, longer attention span, more confidence, smarter, funnier, faster
    Looks wise: The ability to eat all I can yet maintain healthy+slim

    Then my life really is perfect

    Do you get along with girls?
    Oh yes(: But not all!

    Do you think people have any misconceptions about you?
    Hahah yeah like Vishaal's brother
    I've learnt to not care about them anymore, instead of spending all my efforts proving to people who don't care who I really am, might as well spend that effort on the people I love to love them more

    What’d you do today?
    Physics+eat+run (a bit)

    Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?
    Nope but a little after I woke up, yes(:

    Last song you heard?
    Boomerang by DJ Felli I should think

    Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?
    Mostly!

    Last time you were disappointed?
    Yesterday during double paper disaster

    Have you ever been more attracted to a significant other’s sibling than them?
    What the fuck no (I am thinking of Berlin rn)

    Are you happy at the moment?
    Okay okay la(:

    Do you tend to fall for people easily?
    I learnt to build my walls in correct locations (like fengshui teehee) but someone special came along~

    How do you feel?
    WHY IS THIS SO FREAKING LONG OMFG

    Have you ever cried while in the shower?
    Yes I have Ö

    Does it take a lot for someone to earn your trust?
    I give it to you assuming you won't betray it

    What is today’s date?
    17th November 2011

    What did you do on New Years Eve?
    Last year I was at Boon Lay Countdown in a hanbok hahah

    Was your mom there?
    Nope!

    Can you speak any other language than English?
    Chinese and Sarcasm

    What is the last letter of your middle name?
    i

    What jewelry do you wear all the time?
    My commitment ring

    What do you have planned for tonight?
    One way trip to Dreamland

    Do you prefer myspace or socialsplash?
    TUMBLR \(^.^)/
    and my blog heehee

    What was last thing you drank?
    Gong Cha!

    If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
    A level syllabus in my head
    But a cuddle would suffice too

    What were you doing at midnight last night?
    Sleeping!

    Are you interested in anyone right now?
    Indeed



    Fuck this is the last time I'm doing such a longass survey

    Wednesday, November 16, 2011

    Nothing like dark chocolate eggtarts, froyo and boyfriend to tame the tsunami

    Actually the first two is just to feed the tsunami but still

    Tuesday, November 15, 2011


    I feel bad for not blogging in ages

    Half of As is over! Am already daydreaming on how I would spend the time

    I'll probably try to find a job in a hotel/related industry, that would certainly help with my school applications! And learn muaythai.

    With friends it'll be SHOPPINGGGGG for heels and prom dress (hope all the kanchiong spiders have gotten theirs and I will have a very comfortable 5 days to choose a dress) and baking dates and kbox and LOTS OF SHIZZLES

    (GET WELL SOON ANISHAJALABABA btw S calls us the Three Musketeers lol)

    And cross out/come out with new things to do on me and S's To Do list

    And if my sanity still holds after As are over, I will learn how to put on make up from YouTube (DIY for prom) instead of going as a psycho a la Joker from Batman

    Or maybe I should go as Ryan Gosling! Sans the rippling abs and chiseled features and the stubble and the short blonde hair

    Oh wait then I'm going as myself

    Very good

    Okay what the fuck am I talking about bye




    Doesn't matter if you love him or capital Him



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    Saturday, November 12, 2011


    It's not possible for Superman to have saved Lois Lane as she fell from the airplane. Quoting Sheldon, Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32ft per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

    Well.



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    Friday, November 11, 2011





    Even my battery percentage agrees ÜÜ

    Hope the wish you made is a special one that will mean a lot to you if it comes true(:

    Hope all your wishes come true!!



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    Heehee took a break today and went to Shunfu Market for some super delicious wanton noodles!

    Then WAFFLELICIOUS






    Very nicely furnished place! They're hiring people and one of the conditions is "love waffles" OH YES YOUR MAN IS RIGHT HERE

    Their waffles are flavored, there're mango passionfruit chocolate original liege liege-caramel greentea AND LOTS MORE




    Original waffle with dark chox gelato (fucking nice)



    Liege cinnamon! It's liege cos it uses a special dough. Omg the whole thing inside is super solid and filled with delicious cinnamon flavor.

    DAMN GOOD OMFGGG.

    Anyway our ticket was 201111110001 cos we were the first customers, and after we came there were 5 other groups hahaha

    >D good luck charms indeed




    At Iluma, made up ENTIRELY of balloons. Damn nice right!!!



    Peter Pan and Tinkerbell and Wendy! (I remember Jeremy Sumpter in Peter Pan SUPER HOT which is of no link to here whatsoever but nvm)

    There's still a giant Teddy on the other side. It's damn nice omg. It looks like honey balls also *drools*

    Wa damn pig hahaha I'll have to be rolled into prom!

    But anyway

    FRIDAY (/^^)/ FRIDAY \(^^\) GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY \(^^)/

    (And sleep)



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