Good lord

"ANTIC GOLD"



Oh gold y u so naughty

Question of the day
"Do you think that gold is real?"

Yes my child, all $7 of it

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Contact photos chronicles

I think assigning contact photos are fun especially if they're not their real faces. But nonetheless, their face or not, they are chosen for a reason!




Mr S, good math teacher with bad math humor




Cheryl the only one who unleashes the gay in me




Mr S, physics teacher, v interested in student affairs (literally)




Lava, who sent me a picture of herself because her original picture which I selected was was




Because she didn't want me to use this anymore AND she sent me a picture of herself, and obviously she is such an important friend to me so I changed it like she asked. Her picture is now this:




Tit for tat cos her picture for me is:



Yes indeed very highly attractive

This should be Andrew's prof pic cos his tongue is that long^

Like a camel!



Mr T, Chem teacher, always looking at you like that when you ask him questions that require extrapolation of your knowledge

He's terrible (by that I mean so smart he can't see why any question is hard. 39/40 is disappointing to him) I tell you, ask him questions he'll be like Why? What's wrong with this question?" I aspire to have the same brain capacity as him




Blue monster for Fatty (yes you quarter pounder eater)




For David (the subtitles are irrelevant) cos this reminds me of him whenever he asks me where I'm studying and I reply 3 hours later and he goes "y u no tell me where you are" or "y u no bring charger"



Very attractive, you've got all the girls



Joyeux cinq mois, mon amour
Je t'aimerai toujours

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The sky was beautiful. Then my camera captured it and made it look meh.



A fool who sits alone taking to the moon

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Sudden realization that it looks like the band theory of solids



Happy Halloween!




Here's a chipmunk for no reason

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Anyone watching the organic synthesis video? There is honey in the lab!

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Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first five words that you see?

Crush
Fool
Leave
Dread
Malice


Ah.. Well:/

Tired

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Thanks for spending the whole day with me babe^^ Felt v good to hang out after so long(:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAVA

As her group of Chinese (4 and a half to be exact) friends we must follow the chinese tradition which is to go Fairprice Finest and buy the biggest watermelon you can find for the birthday girl.

Oh and you must carry it in your arms all day or it'll be bad luck:>

Yay so glad she's like a woman now<3 Though I highly doubt it'll change anything HAHAHA






Yay breakfast with a pretty girl tmr! pictures tmr if possible:D

And crap I've a feeling that girl and S are up to something OR IS IT JUST ME omg maybe I really have STM:/

Oh oh Mr Tan said I have good memory sia!!! Except "I have difficulty keeping everything in my head" cos i have "too much little facts floating around" so I should "don't keep them all in your head, write them down"

Paradoxical advice if I can identify it

BUT POINT IS HE SAID I HAVE GOOD MEMORY HAHAHA

Gah I wish the My Fair Princess theme song will stop playing in my head omfg

Okay back to math!!!

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WGTL 1

Some people say the moment right before they sleep is when they are most awake. Which, undeniably, I don't doubt seeing how there are 6b people out there and there will surely be some who are like that.

For me, on the other hand, my most reflective period is when I run. Well not exactly REFLECTIVE because I think about the most ridiculous things that the firewall in my head blocked out in the other parts of the day (LIKE RIGHT BEFORE I SLEEP)

So here is one of many!

Amanda's weekly guide to life

This week's topic: WHAT I THINK ABOUT WHEN I SEE OTHER PEOPLE USING THE TRACK

Dear Little Boy Who Runs Onto The Track

This is as dangerous as you running onto the road to retrieve a ball. There are road hazards like a road roller that may squish you flatter than the runway; similarly, you may be bulldozed over by a person who dearly yearns to leap over you like a graceful gazette (and will fail due to absence of aforementioned grace and poor control of legs which will flail and kick you in the face)

Dear Half Naked Woman

Until the day I have sculpted abs and the confidence to prance around in Barbie sized clothes, you will be the only half naked person around.

Qualifier: half naked meaning three quarters of bare skin exposed

Dear Smoker,

GTFO

Dear Hot Women Running

Whilst it is rather amusing to see you give the side glances to other women running (to check them out? To bask in the fact that they are hot? it is getting kinda creepy.


Dear Woman Who I Always See

Damn all that walking REALLY does give you hot legs (Y)
P.S. Yes I'm checking you out lol
P.P.S. And nope I'm not contradicting myself because I do not assume I'm hot and neither do anyone

Dear Man Who Looks At People To See If They're Checking You Out,

No.


Dear Sweeper Man,

I don't suppose many people smile at you to show you appreciation for keeping the tracks clean, which is probably why you stared back at me the way a cat does at a smiling speeding SUV heading right at it. That's okay.

Otherwise all that metal on your face prevents you from smiling. Hahaha. Either ways, thanks(:


If it hits, make it worth the fall
Or at least get a beautiful bruise in the shape of a unicorn or something

Anyway, is anyone else getting erratic weather? This is the 6th time that it rained today already.

Okay make it the seventh..




If kisses are raindrops I'll give you a shower




Earphones sadism

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I really like the idea of having to pay rent for a house in Heaven because you can't buy one



DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WATCHING THIS!!!! Just listen to the song~~ AHH AH AHHHH AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHH

And may this song be forever stuck in your head for today>:)

I find it interesting how mothers will always cook xq90837492384 more when there's a guest coming, as if to feed an army of starving zombies. It's just us 3 girls and the guest and my mom cooks even more than if my dad was there.. Can a boy eat more than a man? There is still one largeass pot of curry sitting in the fridge (I'm not complaining though heehee)

I think the winds may actually be blowing into my sail for the first time

And I realized how exceedingly sexual that sounds^

Cheryl; HAHAHAHA finger spasmzsdadszxad. Omg I need to tell you, got the new Huan Zhu Ge Ge showing right then my mom was like

Mom: Now that you see how they dress in the past, they look abit..
Me: Cock?
Mom: YA

Her overenthusiasm at my choice of word is too much lol


People on blogger are as enthusiastic as people on tumblr hahaha cheryl my tagboard is for the sole purpose of you tagging!

Academics will always be academics

Question 5(a) 10 marks on determinants of trade




Freaking 54 page report!!

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Cheryl

Is terrible I tell you

She brought amazing trail mix which her teacher gave her and there were many different yumz and stuff

(and yes I'm terrible too I ate all the Hello Pandas and wasabi nuts which strangely could reproduce)

(and everything was wasabi flavor SHIOK)

And I asked her what's the long yellow thing and she went

Oh idk some Indian tit

HAHAHA SHE IS TERRIBLE and she didn't say tit of course but the word that rhymed with it

Wa jialat will the Govt come after me for posting racist shizzles?

NO OFFENSE lol if it's any consolation Cheryl likes tits

Of course not tits but the word that rhymes with it HEEHEE

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16 16 16 more days
Running out of time

Wait it's 15 more days

Shit

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You just need to look for love in the most unlikely places




Tyler Lockwood from TVD omfg
(btw apparently Ryan Gosling's perfectly sculptured abs are Photoshopped lol we have been fooled)




This is pure unadulterated trolling at its finest!!

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Shia LaBeouf is da shit man

<3


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Whilst it is true that some of the most horrifying scandals have happened in China, and they have 10 too many, I don't think it's right of netizens to have claimed that China as an entity is inhumane. Sure, lots of anger and disappointment has been raised over Yueyue's incident and the bastards who made it worse, China is v large and should not be considered as a homogenous entry.



That being said, I think the ugly side of China netizens really surfaced when many of them claimed that the cleaner lady who saved her was trying to get publicity. Great job guys, you have single handedly made saving people a dishonorable affair. Now let's see who will want to save you.

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Went to Muji and I was the only person who was truly excited by food (as usual)

They're having a sale!! 10% off if you purchase 2 items. Which isn't much seeing how it's just a couple of cents but still food+discount= >D

And BreadTalk has 5 for $6, 10 for $10 discount after 9 (/9.30)

On a totally unrelated note, I like how my hair is growing out~~ I'd love to whip it back and forth but I hear it kills a few brain cells each time (like 5 or something), and with As in a 17 days, I need all the brain cells I can get.

Poor Willow Smith!

集少成多!! I also like the Chinese idiom that goes like, you can use your armpit hair to make a coat (supposedly about determination yadayada but it just sounds gross max)

I wish brain cells are like follicle cells.. Follicle cells divide, proliferating to produce thousands and thousands of follicle cells

Hey maybe that's where the source for that armpit hair coat will come from!!





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Once you can hurt, you can love

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Hopelessly red strawberries

Like the impossible trinity (which makes the Open Economy Trilemma sounds x2762881 cooler, like some Matrix shizzles pew pew)

There is always the impossible dilemma
1. Wanting to eat (because you're hungry/greedy)
2. Wanting to eat what you want

Because what you want to eat isn't there
And what is there isn't what you want to eat



All. The. Time.

And Soldier bought me food offerings from Taiwan ahhhhh I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA

Except I can only get it in December which kinda sucks

In the meanwhile I'll just solve the impossible dilemma by just eating something that I don't mind eating

You can't have'em all
You can't catch'em all

POKEMON LIED




Pretty classy

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MY MOM THINKS I'M ON A DIET

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay so.. My dad and sis are watching Ai because it's the last episode today

And they all have the same names

Cong Min, Ming Ming, Da Ming or some shit like that, and Cong Min is called Shuai Ge Min which is ?!?! because he's not the least bit handsome at all

And it just looks like this whole film is overexposed. Super bad lighting omg.

So I'm watching marriage proposals on y!news where a guy wanted to propose to his gf in the woods but his dog came and destroyed it hahahah poor guy:P

But the last one was q touching I kinda :') aww damn cute(:

-phone rings-
Man: Hallo!
Me: Hello?
Man: It's me!
Me: Hello? Who?
Man: you can't hear me??
Me: I CAN, who are you?
Man: Mah gawd, it's me Kenny!
Me: Um Kenny?
Kenny: Yez?
Me: I think you got the wrong number.
Kenny: Ah -hangs up-

THIS IS SO WEIRD I BET SINGTEL RECYCLES PHONE NUMBERS

Okay look let's do the math.
Phone numbers can only take on 9 or 8 for the first digit right? That makes like 20000000 possible numbers. And I guess you can't have like 99999999 and stuff so let's just slice off, say, 100000 numbers? That's like 19900000 numbers.

And there's Starhub and M1 but you're the giant so say you have 2/5 of the numbers. So that makes it 7960000 numbers.

Now why the hell do you need to recycle numbers??? The probability of choosing me is like 1.25E-7 ugh I don't even win like a Macdonalds scratch card or something. Poop.


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Fuckers on the road

If you watched the news today, you'd have seen this absolutely horrific and bone chilling news

This young toddler in China sauntered out onto the road and a van came rumbling right at her. I don't think she even realized it was danger. The van slowed down, then decided otherwise, and knocked into her.

And ran over her.

So there she was, lying in between the front and the back wheels of the van, obviously already bleeding. And no one came out of the van. The driver drove on and rolled over her again, leaving a tyre mark trail of blood.

If you thought the worst was over, no. People walked past her without even casting a glance at her. Motorcycles, cars, whatever, they just went past her.

Another van came along. Okay ignoring is already a terrible thing to do, but at least you got siam her right?? This van just fucking
DROVE OVER BOTH HER LEGS. AND DROVE ON. WHAT THE FUCK.

After like 5 more people walking past her, a cleaner auntie finally stopped. She picked her up, albeit kinda roughly, and the girl fell forward from her hands like a limp rag doll. I have not sen a more horrific scene in my whole life.

What about the fact that if you're injured in a crowded place, chances are more people will leave you there to rot? But at least the probability of someone getting you is higher since there would surely be ONE person who can just stop and call 999 instead of playing Angry Birds or whatever.

That made me fucking angry, okay. My sis was like, "Would you have stopped to save her? I might not.." WELL, WHAT ABOUT YES BECAUSE YOUR CONSCIENCE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO
WALK PAST AND YOU WILL FUCKING BURN IN HELL??????? HOW CAN YOU JUST WALK PAST A HELPLESS PERSON WHEN ALL YOU COULD DO WAS TO CALL AN AMBULANCE, IS IT THAT HARD?

Good lord. How can such people even exist. I am filled with much revolt and disgust with how they could just leave her alone and pretend she's like a fucking dirt on the sidewalk or something.

That's someone's daughter right there. I know how much it would mean to her parents if someone had stopped earlier and called for help.

Because it would mean so much to me.


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I think my parents are so used to me acting weirdly that are not the least bit fazed that I have my head wrapped up in a makeshift turban made from a purple scarf




Oh hey guise I have Voldermort in my head

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Farewell for now, Raffles

Seems quite weird that farewell assembly was just yesterday.
Just like that, 2 years flew by.

Well while you were IN it, like when going for Physics lectures and Spirit talks so goddamn slowly and all you can look forward to is Manna waffles after 5 hours of intense lessons

But really, all these little times seem so insignificant if you judge them as an entity.

RI definitely gave me so much to remember.. Memories, hate them or love them, ultimately makes you who you are and defines how you think

Cliched but very true

Farewell assembly was boring lol only the food part was good>D But before I could get to the food I had to find a partner in crime (Cheryl)

Cheryl: Can you walk to the toilets? I'm near there!
Me: -walks to toilets- NO I SWEAR YOU'RE NOT THERE
C: I AM A FEW METRES AWAY
(started yelling due to extreme noise)
Me: NOOO YOU'RE NOT
-after a minute-
Me: OMG I SEE YOU YOU ARE NOT A FEW METRES YOU'RE AT LEAST 15 M AWAY

She will make all the kids happy if she works in a candy shop
"Come ger I give you some free chocolates
*gives 1kg of chox*"

Then we descended upon the food like starving vultures on dead cows

NOT BAD AT ALL:>




Looks of satisfaction

Took some pix, Mr Song was v funny
Mr S: So boring! Let's take a fun shot! *sticks leg out*
Everyone: *raises eyebrows*

Then went out~~ Hahaha we PIGGED. Like it's not even possible. I love how he feeds me non stop LET ME LOVE YOU FOREVER hahahaha(:




Oh btw RYAN GOSLING AND ALAN CUMMING LOOKS IDENTICAL

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Me: God is fair lor, smart pretty rich only can choose 2 or less..
Mom: Between being pretty and smart, which would you prefer?
Me: Smart la obviously!!
Mom: Hahaha I thought you'd choose to be pretty
Me: :(

My sweet sweet mom, bless her poor deluded self

Also she is damn bad to me

-iTunes playing Video Killed The Radio Star-
Mom: *opens Restaurant City, horrendous RC music plays*
Me: Oh god. Make it stop.
Mom: Wait!
Me: No please it is PAINFUL to hear it. Please make it stop. Please please please. It's like vervain to vampires. *lunges over to computer to toggle RC music off*

*music continues*

Me: NOOO WHICH WINDOW IS IT *CLICKS AROUND FRANTICALLY*

AND MY MOM

JUST SAT THERE

LAUGHING

AT MY PAIN

At least now I know that without a doubt I have inherited my evilness from her heehee


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The shop selling heavenly muffin goodness







Double chocolate desires

YOU CAN SEE THE MELTED CHOCOLATE INSIDE and as usual I'm just sucking the muffin to death as I do with all other chocolate food

(Yes I don't deny I have kinky food habit)

I know heaven will have a muffin shop too

P.S. Happy belated birthday soldier boy, sorry I forgot ytd cos my calendar is now a countdown to As and not a countup from New Year's

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My favorite wall in the whole house

Well, other than this wall



And this wall

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