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An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’ s where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
OHMYGAWD O.O
I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—
OH MY GOD.
I think you’re all overreacting, in the scope of images in advertising this is really -OH MY FUCKING GOD.
If I’m understanding this ad correctly - OH MY GOD LOLOL
Wait, what… o- oh. Oh. Oh wow. That’s… wow. Just… wow. Okay.
It’s it because her longboard has sand in the gears and now she’s stuck as the beach? :(
…someone help me I really don’t see this
EDIT; OH MY GOD NEVER MIND WHAT THE FUCK
I stared at this for a few seconds before I understood and HOLY GOODNESS GRACIOUS YOU GUYS OMG.
I LITERALLY GASPED WHEN I FIGURED IT OUT
BUT OMG WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST I AM GIGGLING LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD
OMFG. I can’t breathe. THIS IS THE BEST AD EVER. It’s so subtle.
LOOOOL SO SUBTLE
i don’t get it tho. it’s just the o-OH SHIT LOL. I GET IT NOW.
I DON’T GET IIIIT CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!!!!
I GOT IT. I WAS LIKE.. WHAT THE FUCK.
DID YOU GET IT TOO???????









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