-phone rings-
Me/Man (at the same time): Hello?
-pause-
Me/Man (again): Hello?
Man: allo allo allo??
Me: err what?
Man: 阿迪啊?
Me: No I think you got the wrong number.
Man: 怪怪eh..

And he says it like 怪4怪3 LIKE HOW 怪 IS THAT. You're the one to say..

Ohdear I think I accidentally fucked my tumblr up

I'm so bad at consoling people D:

My sister is being irritatingly strange
"I'm not going to eat this because Amanda isn't eating this, she's trying to lose weight so I must lose weight too."

Sure, I love chox and ice cream and stuff but I HATE SKITTLES AND JELLYBEANS. The shell is so uncomfortably sweet and once you're done sucking on the gross hard cover (What do they use to make it anyway?? The hard dirt found under the basin that can't seem to come off? WHAT???) and the jellybean intestines ooze out like some alien poop.

Why waste money buying Skittles knowing that I won't eat it, then say I'm trying to lose weight (that's like trying to make me eat dead lizards or something) and not eat it?

Sigh.





There's bound to be talk tomorrow
At least there will be plenty implied

Went on a food trail (mini one!) yesterday, it was quite invigorating Coffee Club --> UPAM --> Food Republic (finally deciding to get some real proper food down my system) --> Cold Stone Creamery

Saw so many RJ people out too! Daryl's class, for instance, but hardly anyone recognized me (except Douglas I think). Can't get around town without seeing familiar faces!

Got a haul too, including three tops and an OPI >)


Typing with my new OPI-ed nails now (this pix isn't mine)

Going to shop for the Fossil watch and the maddox zip clutch online (when I figure out how to use vPost/Comgateway, it will be mineeeeee)



Saw this Roxy wallet that was the exact same size and design (on the inside) as the brown one I had

Such memories that will never be tangible again

Still trying to bug my mom to let me go for rproject, not going for this could possibly be one of the biggest regrets I will have. I still remember last year- all the running around, crazy preparation, dressing, lepzing with the girls, mingling with the models, meeting new (gorgeous) people, admiring their bodies, the final walk; God it was amazing. Still keeping my fingers crossed.

Turn up the lights in here
Extra bright I want you all to see this

If you want it you can get it for the rest of your life

Silence is the worst kind of affirmation
It worries me when people don't reply my texts, perhaps is karma?

Now that June holidays are here, it really is time to buckle down and study. But I'll give myself a few days to rest first, perhaps a day more to draw up a study plan.

Can't get distracted, can't live without it either

Everyone go watch Law Abiding Citizen!!! It's a really good movie, I swear your mind=blown after that. It's super super super amazing how Gerald Butler portrays the slightly psychotically smart father out to seek his own form of justice. Because you can't fight faith.

Half the time I'm wondering why people walk over to the TV opposite us to watch what their friends are watching, then their eyes emerge from the frosted partition to give us The Eye.

Always the classic scene of watch and be watched

But it was fun anyway(:

I have a bag of Percy Pigs in the fridge now, don't wanna eat them but then again, the taste will remind me of you


I don't wanna be without you babe
I don't wanna a broken heart

Jarret's essay is so sleep inducing.

Parents ought not to say superficial things like, "You just have to be honest with us. If it's reasonable, we'll let you do it. We won't always say no to everything you want to do."

HAH

Oh simple thing
Where have you gone

Click click click click click click click click click

I wish I can click my tongue

Click

Today was a lulzy day:D

Anisha: Do you like honey?
Me: Okay la not bad, don't hate it.
Cheryl: Can you eat honey combs??
Us: Er yeah duh..
Cheryl: SO YOU EAT THE BEES??

Anisha: Actually honey quite gross hor, sticky sticky one.
Me: Hahaha ewww damn sick, like..
Anisha: MUCUS! Or, SUCUM. (Cheryl will get this)
Me: Imagine if it came from the bees' down there:O
Anisha: BEEMEN!!!

And then we started laughing NON-STOP (I am still laughing heheh)

The NE talk was rather enlightening. Cheryl and I were just self amusing:D

Cheryl: What's the difference between Taliban and al-Qaeda? (damn I hope US security won't start monitoring my blog or something)
Billy: Taliban and what?
Cheryl: Al- Qaeda!
Billy: Al- Qaeda and what?

FITS OF LAUGHTER TTMZ.

Today was the first time anyone has ever made ginger tea with red dates and longan hahah YAYEE thanks:D I was in an absolutely crazy mood today because I won't stop laughing, it's as if my head is permanently stuck in a bubble of laughing gas or something. Or maybe you exude laughing gas instead of carbon dioxide.

And I love that feeling of seeing someone who you knew was such a big part in your life walk past, and knowing that you've really moved on.

Glacier's coconut bits wrapped in jade green tapioca skin♥

I'll probably regret my feasting once my hormones goes back in check, but for now, I shall eat everything in my path and

NOTHING WILL STOP ME

so there.

I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete.

Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin.

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin.

And if you have a minute, why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere only we know?
Somewhere only we know

And if you have a minute, why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go? So why don't we go?

Oh, this could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere only we know?
Somewhere only we know
Somewhere only we know♥

Suddenly all love songs make sense

This is how unbuddhist we are

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANISHA BABY. May our lives forever be intertwined so we can hold a joint 80 birthday party with our kids and grandkids and great grand kids♥

And to all other fellow Buddhists out there, HAPPY VESAK DAY!!!

Today is a day of truth and enlightenment indeed.

The trip to the temple was an interesting one. I haven't been there since CNY, and I can't say I missed it much. All the smoke and the incense and the chanting and the microphones and the candles and the crowd turn me off.

But still. Being the brave one attempting to reach into the depths of my religious cavity, we braved it all and went inside.

My sister nearly sent my mom's head into flames because she was just waving it around like sparklers, so dangerously close to her hair and my eyes.

And I need to be less elitist, I kept harping on the speaker's Engrish English as he insisted that we should go listen to Some Guy's Travel.

One travel only.

OKAY I SHOULD STOP, I'M SO TERRIBLE especially since my Engrish, I mean English, isn't all that fantastic myself.

I'm pretty sure we're supposed to go vegetarian for today. But being the carnivore I am (besides, with all the iron I'm losing, I must eat meat to replenish that) we devoured half a chicken.

And killed 5 ants.

I am terribly sorry to say that I gained some sort of sadistic satisfaction watching one ant fall into chicken rice chilli.

It will not happen again:( Amithaba.

Btw, Mr Bean's double chocolate lava cake is REALLY REALLY REALLY NICE, unlike the normal chocolate pancake (which is caked chocolate that tastes like coagulated red beans)

Go try it before the promotion ends! It's worth it!!

I was on my way down to Mr Bean to get breakfast (yes, ice cream for bfast>) but now I feel quite sick+pukish) so I walked by the sky garden

And I remember I made a promise that if I were to ever walk by the track, I'll smile at the joggers/walkers (just not the couples cos that'd just be freakish and weird) so I smiled at this nice old lady and she smiled this radiant smile at me and said "zao!"!!! AHHH so nice I felt this warm and bubbly feeling inside me(:

I know it sounds ridiculous but it's amazing, how total strangers can give you warmth ♥

On my way back up I saw this cute indian boy standing in front of this millipede, and he was doing this stance in front of it and said," Hullo caterpillar! Hullo!!" and started WAVING, CUTE MAXXXXXX.

How wonderful life is♥

OMG Aljunid.. Y u no vote George Yeo D: Hope he still finds a place in the Parliament, otherwise we'd have lost a great minister:/ WP has huge shoes to fill. It was excruciating to wait for the dude to announce the names of the candidates then the votes -.- And according to some section and some subsection paragraph something in the Parliamentary Election Act or something and I was just like HURRY UPPPPPPPPPPP.

My sis was so ecstatic that WP won Aljunid when she doesn't know no shit about what's going on. Heck, she doesn't even know Nicole Seah's surname, and thought it's Tan Pei Lin! -.- Anyway, I had to wait till 3am for my mom to sleep before I can help her put on the new film backing for her iPhone, and the Moshi cover!

Mom: -sleeping on sofa-
Me: -Try to sneak the iPhone away from her-
Man on TV: The.. results.. for..
(Mom awakens)
Me: Why don't you go and sleep! I'll tell you when Aljunid comes!
Mom: No it's okay I'll wait up
Me: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

So I designed a new iPhone for her


After she went to sleep, it took longer than expected to remove her old cover (her cover was like freaking GLUED on or something, my nail polish was totally raped by it when I took it out) But nvm IT'S WORTH IT COS SHE LOVES IT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(the colour is x641634 nicer la, and you can kinda see my raped fingernails)

One heart for each year that you've added Mother to your long long list of successes

Love you foreverrrrrr

And thanks to Billy for smsing my mom a happy mother's day too hahaha very sweet of you!! (and you still question why she hearts you HAHAH)

Suddenly all the love songs make sense

6th May is a date to remember, for good things and bad

I locked my SIM card!!! Dumb max. So I'll have to get a new number on Sunday T.T it took me like 3 months to rmbr my old number and now I have to rememorize it. Anyway, it's a good thing that I rmbr all my bb's numbers(:

And I'm so glad we went Island Creamery!!! Elaine Lau was an ice cream girl omg chio maxxxx:D then we looked the photos and lol'd

Anisha/Jarrod: Look at that photo, fourth from the top!
Cheryl/Me: Where where!
Cheryl: OH I see it! So cool!
Me: -squints- wait is that Elaine?
Elaine: (from behind me) Yessss what!!

AND I SCREAMED omg I swear the whole place just freaking shut up and stared at me okay!! Paiseh max:/

When we left, J and I waited for the bus for 15min, crazy. And the bus was damn full!! Argh squished like sardines. I'm sure someone else will appreciate being in my place! Like sardines;)

So yes then there was this QT China girl who was crossing her hands but accidentally
tapped out (her wallet was in front of the sensor) then she gave this damn sheepish look, QT right hahaha. J and I just kindly smiled at her.

She tried to tap again though, but it just said Exit OK. So when the bus was approaching the next stop, she tried to tap in again but it didn't work (not possible for someone to run one bus stop length faster than a bus). J and I thought she'd just give up but SHE GOT OFF THE BUS.

Then she stomped her foot in that QT way of hers and facepalmed herself hahah like whaaaaa. HONEST TTMZZZ.

Thanks to my bbs who took the effort to console me in the time of distress♥♥♥ love you all so so so much(:

And thanks for coming over even though you just had training and everything! Like I know it's a total waste of time and everything but you still came over anyway hahaha! thanks so so so much for being so thoughtful and nice and making that elixer for me:D

Can't even hang out with friends
Wit out ya blowin up my phone
Why you listening to your friends?
They dont wanna see us be.

You've got to give me my space
Boy you better recognize
My love is one of a kind

I just wanna have some fun
I guess someone told you
I was with some other boy

You know that you are my world

Boy there's no need for the screaming you know that you are my world
But im sick and tired of the

La La La La La La La La
That's all I hear you saying
Tired of the complaining

I shall leave you be
With those girls of yours
Don't need you anymore