What then fuck iw wkong with my phone SRsly cannot type priority

Pleas dknt die on me omg like cAn this dAy get ant wworse
I sound like. Tart

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Let the rain fall
and shatter what is already broken
The sky is full of dreams but you don't know how to fly

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Holy shit 68 points I'm damn pro
For once!

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The toilets outside the office are symmetrical. I.e. sink in middle flanked by two cubicles (which always smell daisy fresh!!!) so both the Male and Female toilets have bowls. Just one.

Sometimes when the F is taken, I'll just go to the M one but.. I realized something gross.
Shouldn't be too surprised but there are like pee stains on the bowl!!!!>( Being highly fixated on hygiene no way I'm gonna sit on that (no I won't squat and will never do it) (why the hell do I have an autocorrect that becomes NEBER)

Ew me and husband are gonna get our own toilet bowls if that's the case
Couple bowls! How cute<3

I've been eating lots in the office and I learnt more too



Wiener nougat from Finland, chocolate with little almond bits inside! Love it!!

And Old Town White Coffee, the original I have to put 2 sachets of white sugar from Macs despite it being 3-in-1 (maybe high price of sugars forced Mark Lee to reduce level of sugar in each power packet? Idk)

Last working day of the month! Yay finally my payroll will get processed! Too bad for CPF which will take a large chomp out of my salary resulting in lower disposable income. And the money will all go towards paying my uni apps. Which is nearly 1k. Emo.

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It's true, you only live once. They say you'll regret the things you didn't do, rather than the things you did

Makes me wanna get a tattoo and go clubbing at least once before I die hahaha but I've got no balls:(

1. I scared of pain, two holes in my ears are enough. I don't really want a million pinpricks on me.
2. Being highly fixated on personal hygiene, the thought of moshing with 5 sweaty people against me, and possible grinding me, makes me very.. Eeyurrr

I've an SSTH interview at 10.30am/11.30am/1.30am SWISS TIME.
Which translates to 3.30am/2.30am/6.30am.

FML. I hope I don't fall back asleep and mutter about something, I rmbr that time my mom woke me up and told me to brush my teeth I told her I was picking strawberries in my basket to give flowers.

Chrome act cute nia

Lol google chrome

You gotta love Google Chrome's "translate page" option

After her solo, so I see her beauty

Original text:

单飞后的她，让我更看清她的美

I am addictive song ~ Tian Fu Zhen

Original Text:

我戒不掉田馥甄的歌~

LOLOL

Chinese troops flood fucking stupid as mother pig. They fuck you never hit them , I was in Vietnam

Original Text:

中国军队像猪洪水他妈的愚蠢的母亲。

Hebe refueling ^ ^

Original Text:

Hebe加油 ^^

HAHAHAHA REFUELINGGGG

DYING!!

Sometimes when I have nothing to do

I play with sticky tape

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Deafness

I realized as there are always mountains higher than moutains, there are also deaf people more deaf than me

Me: I have a job that requires you to promote iPhone apps
D (deafguy): iPhone apple?
Me: No no Apple iPhone app!
D: ya ya apple!
Me: No! APPS.
D: Huh what?
Me: APPLICATIONS.
D: OHHH.

Me: Do you own an iPhone?
D2: Yes
Me: Can you whatsapp me your pix
D2: What?
Me: WHASTAPP.
D2: Whazdat?
Me: No no like whatsapp you know where you talk to ppl using it?
D2: No idk

Oh man. I'm so tired.

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My fellow NCC cadet's tour group mate's colleague is ME omg.

If you think that was coincidental, what about: He was from Airborne too~

3 more days to 7 months
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

This video will break your heart:'(

On a lighter note, watch this:

Description: A dog performs the Heimlich maneuver to save his cat friend....very touching scene. The poor kitty walked away fine but a little dazed.

If you're one of the thousands who were inspired by this video, please donate to one of the following canine, feline or avian CPR and first aid training organizations.

LOL Heimlich maneuver my ass.

Went to Teo Heng with bf+his siblings+cousin+sis-in-law! It's a karaoke place which is cheaper than kbox and the place is damn nice and clean!!

Singing was super fun hahaha esp all the duets+love songs heheh<3






The way he looks at me while singing is simply divine HAHAHA I CANNOT RESIST



My hair is mad long! But I no ballz to cut it short:( don't really wanna cut also cos I spent so long growing it:'( okay I sound like a tart

Anyway for dinz I went with family to



This place is SUPER NICE like omg I can't even begin to describe how fucking awesome it is. And the serving's small so we can order lots of small dishes! Most of it comes in servings of 2 (not awkward 3 like DTF/Crystal Jade where a family of 4 can't share properly) so in 2 we can 一人一半感情不散

Anyway guyz if survey ppl come up and ask you for a survey, and say they're from OCBC or whatever, BE CAREFUL check that the survey form has the company letterhead as the header!!! I fear to think what the survey dude has done with my other info (good thing he thinks I poor cos I put salary as 0 or smth)



What a creep.

The year is coming to a close, finally.

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I really like Jingle Bell Rock!

♥♥♥

I wanna learn the single ladies dance!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh!

What a very useful talent (Y)

This morning, the fire alarms went off for 20 minutes straight, resounding throughout all 7 blocks here, my sister woke up and complained about the ruckus and my parents who were on the way to the market had to climb down the stairs, which is freaking hell a lot for those who came to my house before.

And what did I do?
I slept through it all of course.

I'm not gonna die from the end of the world (yet) or from old age, cause of death is probably from the flames licking me and me burning like a roast turkey on Christmas day as fire alarm goes on and on and on. By the time I wake up, it'd be too late D:

Ironical how I wake up from my clock alarm but not the fire alarm. Nonetheless, have a very merry Christmas everyone! Santa gave me many much uni essays to write yippee!

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Location:A fiery Christmas

Christmas!!!(:

So we had a Christmas party and we ordered food!!! And played taboo, it was SUPER FUN.

There was otah, ham, chicken wings, chicken satay, and sparking juice! Nessa baked lychee cheesecake but didn't have enough gelatin so it looked like tauhuay HAHAHA. Even the texture was like! But it's really super nice:>

Taboo was so freaking hilarious omg

Word: Steam
Bryan: You know when guys are horny then we will..
Brendan: Erect!
Bryan: No no you know the can make eggs one?
Everyone: ??!?
Someone: OH STEAM!
Brendan: Eh seriously you horny then make eggs..

And idk what word it was then
"you know when water.."
"leak?"
"ya then will cause.."
"leakage?"
Nessa: Leaking cause leakage?!

Hahahah omg super fun:D I didn't know I had a hidden talent in taboo hehehe.

Okay happy celebration everyone! Family lunch later at Four Seasons, I shall wear loose clothes so I have space for more food heheh. O ya havent ran for 2 weeks alr sigh nvm after Xmas!!! (maybe)

Had a terrible dream whereby I dreamt that there was a cockroach on the train which scuttled towards me and FLEW UP
AND LANDED ON MY NECK
Causing me to whack myself irl
>(

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'This the season to be jolly

Present exchange in company today!<3




Royce' Potato Chip Chocolate from Jasmine, thin gold wrapped book from Don Don-San, silver box with heart shaped earrings from Rae, blue chox from Hazel and the rest from bf! Thanks guys<33 muah muah lots of love xoxo :D

Actually Meltykiss is a prez from bf to my family and I wasn't supposed to open it but..


IT'S REALLY NICE. I ate 2. Lol.

I've been mostly good this year, I'm sure Santa won't cross my name out 3 days before Christmas 0:>

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Pandas

Dark eye circles are cute. Only on a panda.

And I'm not a panda.

My dark eye circles are so intense that even concealer which I consider magical doesn't help:(

A good night sleep, which is the true nemesis of dark eye circles, just evades me

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OH NO HELP

I am super sucky at buying presents

Usually when guys ask me what to buy for their girl friends I'll just tell them "v easy one la! Girls just buy necklace or earrings! They sure like~"

But I've been buying that for Cheryl for AGES omg I'm sure she has a million alr. And idw to buy something useless which you have to pretend to like then never use it ever!!!

What's worse is bf keeps buying me stuff and I keep dk what to get him (he gets me food and I'm v happy, plus my bag and ring etc) oh dear IDEAS PLZ:(

On one hand, if you say what you like, I can get it and you'll like and use it; on the other hand if you want it why don't you get it yourself (as Anisha mentioned)

Such is the Christmas Conundrum:(

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Cool botanical lovin'

Went out with cheryl and Anisha my darlings on Sunday! Went for lunch at Island Creamery first, we ate a week old trifle and ganaclulu loll






We set the camera on timer and Cheryl suddenly announced "IZ BLINKING" and I started giggling like mad, hence explaining the matrix looking haze surrounding my body



The object that has received many cheek kisses from me over the past year

Just as I was lamenting that I have never seen my pix up on the wall, I turned to the right and saw this!!



It was on my right:D can actually see it in the first pix

The toilet at Cluny Court is like mad nice!!



Walked over to Bot Gardens and into the Orchid Garden!!!! CRAZY PRETTY THERE. We took pix like noob tourists heheh:>














"Go there take photo with flowers! Alone!" Anisha is like my dad




Then we went over to Coolhouse~~ it's SUPER amazing+fun heheh. It's quite cold inside, true to it's name, so I froze (no surprise) I will be the first to die in a blizzard of some sort should the world descend into an age of cold and darkness



Picture of coolhouse on the outside taken inside coolhouse










Intense mist!!






Heheh gayness<3



Some fail jump shot, I am always accorded the prize of Queen Unglam
This is my destiny>D




Then it started raining like mad!! I was the only one with the umbrelly so I took it and their bags while they frolicked in the rain. And we realized we had a longass way to walk back:(

We saw a buggy behind us, driven by BG staff, and we were just contemplating the chance that we will be allowed a ride out but decided it wasn't feasible (Anisha's friends had tried in multiple occasions and failed to flag down a buggy)

BUT THE BUGGY STOPPED FOR US OMG WE GOT SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!!!!



We drove past so many people who could only look at us with longing/disbelief/wtf-is-this look on their faces as we waved to them

Okay actually I only waved to one AND HE WAVED BACK lol


Me being overly excited and giggling again

After Cheryl left, Anisha and I hung out at Cluny Court! Went to Simply Bread

Had a chocolate bun, deliciously buttery and chocolatey. The place is beautiful and serene!


That concludes a very fun day at BG(:

Bf coming over to find me for lunch later yay~

Today I had a YB candidate:( Ah well adds spice to the job I guess hahah! J agrees that we should get a paper shredder so we can shred all the YB candidates' profiles>D

LUNCH SOON I'm starving and there are no more easygo seaweed flavoured corn sticks:(

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I've been too tired to blog lately.

:(

Patience is a virtue babe(:

LET IT SNOW

1. CLICK
2. Type in "Let It Snow"


A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

WGTL 5

I woke up this morning realizing that beside me was my cupboard, and within its sliding doors was a cacophony of clothes

Amanda's WGTL 5: THE CUPBOARD


1. Division of clothes

Outdoor clothes must be divided into the following sections:
Upper body wear
Lower body wear
Outer body wear

Which are then further divided into the following subsections:
Shirts
Jeans
Skirts
Dresses
Jackets


2. Coordination of clothes

Clothes must be arranged by color, from left to right:
Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Purple
Brown
White
Black

And within each color section, they are to be arranged by intensity
For example, for red, the darkest red is on the left while the lightest pink is on the right


3. Orientation of clothes

They must be hung the way it's meant to be worn
Meaning no inside out clothes

And they must face the left with the hooks of the hanger facing in

Anal? Perhaps. But my cupboard is no longer a vortex of entropy>D

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I just destroyed my nail. Right before I went to bed. Cos I was scratching my butt. Grrr>( I lazy to redo but I am v anal about such little details.

Hurhur anal geddit

Maybe I really AM going mad
But I like it

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FRIDAY FRIDAY

HAPPY FRIDAY GUYZZZZ

Finally the weekend!!! Lucky Roy spending romantic Christmas with gf in Finland!! Zomg lucky.

Anyway work is fun:> Thanks guys for all the replies on Facebook omg <3 it's more fun when you're helping your friends, than random ppl who don't answer your calls and you can't destroy them>(

Everyone in this office quite young, oldest maybe 36 but can click super well! Like I go disturb them and spoil their cover when they're acting busy. And eat popcorn from a cup (like our whole group does, even other group head also come over HAHAHA) sneakily so that asst director won't see (but he knows somehow)

GARRETT's! Cheese and caramel, damn nice ah. At first I thought they went to but carrots. I was pleasantly surprised:D



Roy: Amanda look like Shen Jia Yi!
Me: NO what the
Donavan: She acted in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon right?
Angela: Noooo that is Zhang Zi Yi!!!!

That joke will continue beyond it's shelf life of two days hahaha. Well everyone's spending it with their other half, while I shall spend it watching No Strings Attached

Well at least I have Saturday and Sunday to spend with one pretty girl and two pretty girls respectively!!! Of course I haven't forgotten them:D
Here's the one!



Will take pix with two other pretty girls on Sunday~~

Have a great weekend people!!!

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WGTL 4

I really super love my job and my colleagues

Except I screwed up twice today:(((

Mea culpa.

Okay anyway! You really learn something new everyday. I'm now more comfortable talking on the phone and speaking Chinese. My company is rather chinese speaking! Someone asked me if I was Christian cos he had a theory.

Roy: Amanda you Christian?

Me: Nope why!

Roy: Cos Christians speak English, Buddhists speak Chinese! Mostly true! It's a hypothesis.

Angela: Then must test hypothesis, test whether true or not..

Rae: Yeah let n be blablabla

Hahaha young at heart+THEIR MEMORY IS DAMN GOOD.

Like seriously they remember all the orders like mad, freaking amazing, while I am best described (by Miss Jasmine Seah no less) "like swiss cheese leh your brain"

I haven't had a WGTL for damn long! This one should be quite relevant to you job seeking people~

AMANDA'S WEEKLY GUIDE TO LYF 4

From resumes to interviews- from the insider's POV

Step 1: Put your name and contact number bigass on top. Pictures will be good.

It's damn hard to call people when their number is nestled between your address and IC number!!! V HARD TO FIND OKAY I DON'T LIKE.

And provide alternate contact for goodness sake, I call someone like 10 times and "the Singtel mobile customer is unavailable" like errrr okay are you serious about finding a job??

And pictures give me a clue of who I'm seeing, otherwise if we redo your resumes (using official company letterhead) and the clients need your photo, we have to go Facebook and possibly see you in a state of drunken revelry which is not cool

Do go online to see what is required on a resume, you don't want to look like you don't put effort into the resume! It tells a lot! Font big big please, for those like me kua bo kind, I really appreciate it hahah

Step 2: Be realistic in your expectations and don't be picky

Like seriously you're not some big shot, unless you're the CEO or whatever. Don't tell me you don't mind East, then when I call and ask you if you don't mind going Loyang then tell me "ehh actually quite far"

If you are picky, you will not get anything!!!!

Step 3: Be damn nice to your consultant

I am really v v nice to those who are v v nice to me. Newton's third law! (omg did I just..) But those who are not nice I will still remain professional, and some are like mehhhh.

"Har.. 9 am so early ah.. Can later or not har.. Orh.. Okay lor.."

(btw I really gave that candidate a chance. I saw her then she said she's "mistaken" but like um the way you talk really v hard to find jobs)

You don't want to piss off the person who controls your fate alright

btw if you're like v v enthusiastic I will really push to find a job for you okay, I am how onz

Step 4: THE INTERVIEW!

If you're not going FOR BENZENE'S (I think it's the god of all hydrocarbons, like how did 6 carbons come together and decide to delocate electrons~ Godlike ttm) SAKE CALL THE COMPANY

OR I WILL KENA

AND I WILL RIP UP YOUR RESUME WITH MY TEETH

Damn the company should invest in a paper shredder so I can feel the same joy that Ms Avadhani feels when she puts paper in the shredder

Wear light makeup and dress presentably! Like office wear prefably, shows that you are really serious(:

Okay now everyone come send resume to me hahahaha

Work

Work is super fun but super tiring

I get to call all kinds of people, from the sweetest girls ever to fuckers who fall asleep when they're supposed to come for an interview.

..hope my boss don't read this

But for them all I'll definitely try my best to find them a job lo. Otherwise really nothing to do.
The best part is getting a call from HR to tell you that your candidate found a job!!!! Like YOU are the one who helped them find a job, super awesome hehehe.

So dedicated max lol

Anyway first two days were super fun, my colleagues are so so amazing omg love them max!!! Like they'll help me and tell me trade secrets:P




I'm bringing more stuff to decorate the place heheh



Still got first day of work motivation present heheh thanks sweetheart~



Everyone has a mirror so that you can check yourself out when you have nothing to do
Usually I just go to the food place and get dark chox munchies and make Milo!



CUTE RIGHTTTT the little container was from previous owner who didn't take it away, inside have all kinds of clips, then the cup is a prezzie:> yep you can tell I changed decoration a bit! I will probably keep this for now.

Anyway if you're looking for a job come email east@RecruitExpress.com.sg and address to Amanda:D I'll be the best HR consultant you'll ever meet!!!
Unless you piss me off

Got some ppl quite joke but no time alr I am how tired k bye

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Parkour

Woke up
Ate breakfast
Watched Big Bang Theory
Watched Glee



Played the guitar
Tried playing the guitar with my left hand
Watched Brazilian Jujitsu videos
Watched muaythai video (stopped after 1 min cos that guy was super violent omfg yea I'm a wimp)
Watched Fight Science: Parkour

That guy is freaking mad omg he leapt 19feet and 10 inches across horizontally
They called in medics because if he misses, he will hit his head and die a terrible death
But he jumped over anyway!!!

And this other guy jumped one story down and push-turned-roll over (airborne falling technique hahah damn scary max) and he was like okaydoke!

SUPA COOL
SOME NINJASKILLZ THERE

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Humanity

Today, I wept for humanity.
Literally.

My mom, sis and I went down to Chinatown market to have dinner, and while waiting for my dad, we saw this old man who was sitting alone, his head caught in his shirt.

Somehow, he couldn't put his arm through. He forced his head through one sleeve and he was trying to put his arm through. He appeared to have struggled for a really really long time. People came and go and didn't offer more than a mere glance. We stood there and watched and I couldn't take it any longer, and I tried to go help him but my mom wouldn't let me. In case he was mad or something.

I mean sure, that is a valid concern but if you were there to see how he was trying to put on his shirt, you would understand why I felt the compulsion to help him. Imagine if that was you? Being helpless even with something as simple as wearing your shirt?

When my dad came, I made him help him. Just standing there and watching my dad help, I felt so proud of him, and very happy that he didn't ignore me and just told us to eat. I am very very very proud of my dad<3 And I felt very sad for the helpless old man, and angry at the people who didn't offer their help.

I wept, and hope there is at least a shred of conscience in every person.

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OMG

I can't remember if I did it here or on tumblr but I saw this picture



And I was swooning over the bag!!! So pretty right!!!!

BUT GUESS WHAT




THANK YOU SWEETHEART<3

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Question of the day: Should I get my fringe cut?

I was awaken from my slumber by my parents watching this period drama whose incessant wailing they assume will not awake the dead
They are wrong, I am awake and I can't go back to sleep

I am thus forced to ponder upon major life decisions like whether I should cut my fringe or not
A decision I like to make because boys will have to shave off their gorgeous locks, like David who posted that beautiful round Amithaba worthy head of his

I am very confused over my fringe because sometimes it falls in place, like during (THANK THE HEAVENS) prom




And sometimes it just looks like shit, like after a day out with bf at beautiful sentosa where we got wet and dirty;) (more later)



Oh god heinous.

Anyway Sentosa was amazing! We built SANDCASTLES which was like my childhood fantasy since forever. It was basically made up of two domes in the shape of plastic bowls, each with two styrofoam-cup-shaped towers on each bowl.
And each was flanked by many more styrofoam-cup-shaped towers.

Well okay no one said that had to look like CASTLES. Despite its very misleading name.

And we buried each other in the sand, and pretended to be mummies emerging from the sand (well I did)
That was the dirty part

And we washed off in the sea and had splashing contests, as well as attempts to float (foiled by my sudden panic attack and struggle)
Yep you guessed it, that was the wet part

Lunch after was SO filling omg we each finished a Mealbox from Bakerzin (SO SO SO WORTH IT)
I finished my cake, chocolate sinful delight, and bf was amazed at my appetite considering how I was moaning about how my stomach would explode if I ate any more
Girls, you see, have a separate stomach for desert

"What's with girls and chocolate?"
"Good chocolate is like a good boyfriend. It doesn't let you down."
"..Er k"

Hah! I know one boy who doesnt eat chocolate yet he found the bakerzin mealbox chocolate cake nice (BUT HE DIDN'T FINISH IT WHAT A WASTE if my desert stomach was bigger I would eat it) so go try it everybody

Starting work next Monday! Hope all goes fine and that my colleagues won't fight with me over clients because
THIS
IS
SPARTAAAAA

Besides I don't get paid if I don't get clients

BTW OKAY I REALIZED THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOME DODGY RED LIGHT DISTRCT JOB

NO

I need to help people find a job, and have to fulfill a quota

Their fate and destiny is controlled by me>D

Shiokster heehee

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Gingerfat man

Why does this



Become this






When it should look like this




SORCERY.

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