WHY are people asking me kinky questions on formspring? Seriously.

I won't say I'm terribly amused. But I am amused all the same.

LABBIE I HOPE YOU'RE SEEING THIS HAHAHA XD

Ben; I'm no bad influence 0:-)
Anoy: The present is all that matters!
Cheryl: HAHAHA FINALLY we should pop a champagne :D

You say although we broke up
You still wanna be just friends
But how can we still be friends
When seeing you only breaks my heart again
And there aint nothing I can do about it

Reminds me of this story Cheryl told me. Oh wells. Life's sad but God is fair. It probably means something good's around the corner (Y)

Btw I am not emo-ing ah. Hahahaha.

HOW TO KILL...

... a man

TESTICLES - The strong, focused pain of a vicious low blow may cause shock, resulting in death.

COCCYX - A powerful blow to the tail bone. Fatal.

Just a thought: isn't the tailbone between your ass? That might complicate things a little.

Khor - rect

These days have been really mad crazy with so much work to do and so much sleep to catch up on. When I get home, this is my schedule:

1800: reach home

1830: dinner

1900: end dinner

1930: prepare to bath

2000: fall asleep instead

2130: wakes up in state of shock

2215: falls back asleep

0130: prodded by my mom to go back to my own bed (I ended up on my sis’s bed)

Yesterday was Island Creamery Day (for Anisha and I) and we had lots of lulzy moments :D We were preparing to cross the road (we got impatient) and I wanted to cross despite the Red Man (the cars weren’t moving anyway)

Anisha: We can actually cross now though it’s red

Me: Okay let’s go ah!

Anisha: okay one, two..

Me: *prepares to make a dash*

-Green Man comes on-

Anisha+Me: ARGH!!!!!

(we thought it was the green light for the cars. HAHAH.)

And our dysfunctional family is win (Y)

And today was the filming for Installation (Interact’s handover) video! I had to wear Zi Yang’s mom’s air stewardess uniform which is freaking cool (and tight seriously. How to stewardess stay so thin? They get squished into that corset every single day) and HAH ZHAO KAI you said I was too fat to wear that. TAKE THAT :D

And now, EoM and transcription): TATA.

amanda; said (11:25 PM):
heehee anyway EH HOW TO WORD COUNT ON MS 2007
cheryl said (11:25 PM):
i dont have MS 2007!
amanda; said (11:25 PM):
chey
cheryl said (11:25 PM):
should be under edit or sth
OR
u can alway
put ur mouse to the first word, say 1, the shift it to the next word, say 2, and so on and so forth (:
amanda; said (11:28 PM):
AW CHERYL YOU GENIUS WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT
oh wait. maybe because there's something called WORD COUNT
that is so battery clip pl0x

Now anything that's mildly dumb and dumber is called "Battery Clip". This is the humble story.

Wing Yan: What's a battery clip for?
Cheryl: To clip the battery!

Lesson learnt:
Don't try to please everyone
because you'll end up pleasing no one.

Anyway thanks for all your presents today you really made me a happy kid ♥♥

Oh apparently the fact that the f-word came up on my blog has surprised someone. Well then.. Hahahaha oops :D

Google search: Eco-Schools Program Begins Recruiting Drive in US
Top result: Indian Army begins recruitment drive in Karnataka

Har har. Very funny, Google.

And I'm so sick of love songs
So done with wishing you were still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you
-Ne-Yo

Friends last forever and lovers don't.

I LOVE ALL OF MY FRIENDS OUT THERE ♥

We've been not talking for so long I don't even remember why.

Okay maybe I do, but I don't see a point anymore.

Today was Stuck In The Lift Day. Seriously, that was the most dramatic thing ever. We all got on, some people left on the 5th floor, and 9 of us were in it.

Little did we know the next 45 minutes will redefine us.

Maybe not. BUT STILL. You get it.

We started off thinking that it'll move soon, but we were stuck there for a full 45 minutes. Seriously. The lights started flickering and stuff. Hahahah Cheryl was like ultra amused okay. And her incessant "I need to pee!!!" was HILARIOUS.

Luckily nobody was claustrophobic. But hey at least we didn't sit there and not talk. Made new friends (kinda. HAHAH) and even did homework!! That's uber cool. How many people get to sit down in the lift and study GP? Ü

Finally after some time, we stumbled out on the first floor. Which came as a surprise because the lift said 9/14/11.

TODAY WAS A FAT DAY >(

This is the second time I voluntarily bought milk chocolate. I must be out of my mind seriously.

Cheryl: I have given you another one of my first time!

Aw I love that QT hahah ♥ sometimes when i don't feel like blogging, but i know my blog will reach into your blogstalking soul and lift it up and make you happy and squeal in joy.

Such are the simple joys in life. Hey maybe that's how stalkers stay happy. They stalk. They reach Nirvana of stalkerism. Full stop.

You're waiting for a train;
a train that will take you far away.
You know where you hope this train will take you,
but you can't be sure.
But it doesn't matter -
because we'll be together.

Sorry about the f-ing labbies, that was a quote from one of my most favourite person ♥

"We're the fucking labbies"

Hahaha you know there are those msn adverts?

I talked to one of them. TWICE. idiotic.


Michelle says:
hello!

amanda; says:
omg you again
wassap

Michelle says:
I just took an iq quiz P

amanda; says:
HAHAHA
THATS WHAT YOU FREAKING SAID JUST NOW

Michelle says:
you gotta look if you can beat me, http://*sensored in case you're crazy enough to click*

amanda; says:
are you going to shower now

Michelle says:
take it now while i take a shower!

amanda; says:
HAHAHAHA

Michelle says:
brb take that quiz!

amanda; says:
oh michelle i love how you give me a delusioned sense of clairvoyancy. i will miss you. really.

I love how quirky people light up your life

*™!†"Put Ur Left Foot In, Left Foot Out..And Shake It All About.."l"†!™* says:
wah
lik freakin long neve see u on9 msn lo
hhahaha

amanda; says:
hahaha who are you!

*™!†"Put Ur Left Foot In, Left Foot Out..And Shake It All About.."l"†!™* says:
gosh
u remembered me
hahaha
how sweet
i'm okok la
u le??
how's class??

amanda; says:
that doesnt answer my question!

*™!†"Put Ur Left Foot In, Left Foot Out..And Shake It All About.."l"†!™* says:
haahha
oh u asked who am i
goodness
i read how are you
sory sory

Anyway tribute to volunteers today was awesomeness!!! There was this huge buffet lunch and people walking around taking Polaroids of you. So I have this nice Polaroid of me and Zheng Yang in my wallet right now, with the awesome food from buffet. Yum :D

I made him take photos and will post it here when I see it!

Inception the second time was so good. Seriously. Like I can finally string them together. I love how it uses one main philosophical concept and expands on it, with a bittersweet ending. IT IS SO GOOD.

All of you who haven't seen it MUST GO SEE IT.

They were super funny, they were talking about eclipse.

ZY: I have this friend who watched Twilight 5 times.

Wayne: Um. Okayy. That is weird.

Lincoln: Your friend's a girl right?

ZY: No he's a guy..

Lincoln: HAHAH is he gay?! Who does he like? Robert Pattinson?

ZY: Yeah!

Wayne: That is sick man.

Lincoln: I don't get why vampires glitter in the light. *shudders*

And omg, EoM, if the scanner doesn't freaking work I'll type them out. Ugh I hate hotmail and its limted attachment space >(

Okay, I can't scan because I ran out of MAGENTA and YELLOW.

Who are you kidding????

Oh yay I can't even print in black and white because I ran out of those two colours.



Printers are sent from hell.

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Everybody loves a winner
So nobody loved me

Today has been a very lulzy day :D Me and Anisha's jinxy streak still hasn't ended, which is pretty cool actually!

At the start of the day I was kinda pissy because I heard shitz (again) oh and HAVE FUN DARYL TAN COME BACK SAFE AND SOUND.

So I got so pissed to the point that I actually said the f word.

Out loud.

In Math lecture.

And I saw Cheryl staring at me and Zhao Kai just looked.. amused. And gave this snigger. Which is kinda lulzy now that I think about it (which is not the point).

Anyway that's not gonna happen just about anytime soon >( I can actually count the number I said the f word in my LIFE with one hand. Which is (Y)

Me, ZK and Bryan Ching were on our way to HCC today. ZK was telling me about what happened in class regarding Darl's boobs (OKAY ALL YOU SICKOS OUT THERE, IT'S NOT ME)

ZK: This is what happened.
-recaps. if quoted wrongly it's ZK's fault HAHAH-
JR: Wa Des your fat percentage is so low you know why?
D: Why!
JR: Because your boobs are small!
D: ?!
JR: Do you think they pump air into boobs? Hey guys do you think they pump air into D's boobs?
D: Uh NO? They pump SILICON.
JR: I'M SURE. They botox the boobs laa.
--
Me: HAHAH. They probably use botox to make them firmer?
ZK: WHUT??
Me: WHAT!!
ZK: I swear I heard you say botox make your boobs furry.

That kid only hears what he wants to hear! Gosh. Corrupted.

Did you know he wants to shag a tortoise? Like how gross is that. HAHAHA.

Was talking to B just now on the phone, omg lulzy ttm.

B: I can't find my sock!
Me: Uh yeah it's in the lower cabinet, bottom right. I'M SURE I KNOW WHERE YOUR SOCK IS.
B: ARGH!!! I need to find my sock so I can go eat maggi mee at the hostel!
Me: Why can't you just wear slippers?
B: I am!
Me: Then why do you need a sock?!
B: To eat the noodles?
Me: Why SOCKS?
B: I said sock. f-o-r-k.
Me: A FORK? Why did you say a sock?
B: I said sock! f-o-r-k!!
Me: No you said sock.
B: I said sock!
Me: Exactly my point you said sock!
B: You're getting deaf.
Me: Okay fine you say again.
B: *whispers* Pork.
Me: HAHAHAHAH.
B: Ah forget it I'll borrow a spock from someone else.

I miss our shopping date already Cheryl ):



And the leopard print dress was actually kinda nice.

Saturday was an extremely draining day. Camwhoring with Cheryl was funnnnnnn :D We totally went crazy okay, like we went to different stores and camwhored IN THE CHANGING ROOM (Y)

Heehee so. WAREHOUSE has the best changing room, and MANGO has the worst. MNG's is like some photobooth okay, the sides were COMPLETELY EXPOSED D: Shy. Heehee.

There are a zillion photos on fb now rofl.

Oh and actually me and Cheryl look abit sisterish. Which is great cuz she's so prettz :D

Eng Han's partayye!! Quite happening got alot of people. Hahaha the food was awesome ttm I ate and ate and ate. The chocolate eclairs were really nice!!!! Me and Cheryl kept going back for more ^^ And we blogstalked and camwhored more:D

That concludes my tiring Saturday :D

PW CALLS.

DO THIS SURVEY AND SOMETHING NICE MIGHT HAPPEN ÜÜ

https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=dGFJRGFYWEY0a3FON0ZXVUp1QWFnblE6MQ

Birds and the Bees

Cheryl has a very very wrong attitude towards sex. Very wrong indeed.

amanda;
eh did your parents ever talk to you about sex
Cheryl
WHAT
like how to have sex?
amanda;
NOOO like the right way to have sex
I MEAN
THE RIGHT ATTITUDE
Cheryl
LOL
sex got attitude one meh
O_O
dont u just
do it

Sigh Cheryl one day we'll run away to NZ or wherever Elton John got married ><

COME ASK ME QUESTIONS ON FORMSPRING ÜÜ

http://www.formspring.me/BubblegumSays

Your voice is breaking through the air
I can hear, but I don't care

School today was funneh. TO THE MAX.

Mr Sim: So for this case, we will use the.. insertion method.
-Cheryl gives a jiggle. Her ears start to turn red.-
Me: *whispers* Cheryl!!! What are YOU thinking about!
Cheryl: Nuthing!!
Nick: (who, by the way, is like 5 seats away from me) AMANDA I SAW THAT.
Me: Not me!! It's Cheryl!!
Nick: Yeah yeah *weird smiles*

LIKE SERIOUSLY do i look sick to you? obviously not la HAHAHA.

Then it was GP! Me and Cheryl were having A Moment (wink wink).

Mr K was talking about education and talked about psychological education.

"Get your heart broken, that's the best psychological education. No one in school can ever give you that. After that happens, you will become more mature, understand people better, and watch the world from a different perspective. You will realise that you are alone in this world. Is this something the school can teach you? No."

or something like that.

Like.. Woah.

Mr K: Come and call me when you wanna see me, if you're free and I'm free we'll do it on the spot.

HAHAHA CHERYL GOT SUPER RED (Y)

Anyway we never really got around to understanding why guys wore high socks.

Okay gotta fill up some form more next time (Y)

darling; HI DARLS!!!!!
cheryl; ahahaha stalkerzxz :D

Throw me back to point zero;
Back to infinity

Okay I am totally rattled.

Paranormal Activity was as scary as someone giving death threats to Paul the Octopus.

Okay maybe not, it's as scary as someone telling me that some guy ate an octupus alive and the octopus got scared and it started flailing and it jammed the windpipe and nostrils with its tentacles and suckers.

Maybe it isn't nothing when you feel that prickly feeling on the back of your neck.

Or maybe it's just Jia Rong tickling you with a strand of hair in the middle of Math lecture.

I wonder if I should get formspring. But I'm a little scared of what kind of questions I would get. Hm :/

Some people will tell you that you can't touch the sky no matter how hard you try.

But you just need to close your eyes and imagine.

And no one can tell you that you are wrong.

Also, it helps to have a good camera.

Anyway, was reading through old messages, birthday cards, letters, valentine's day notes, and omg I miss everyone so much. Love you guys loads ): I know it seems superficial to say love like that but I realised that it doesn't need to be romantic love, but a heart that always want to make someone else happy.

That's love too.

So who says one can't find love? You just need to look past the Hollywood's interpretation of love and find your own definition of love.

That way, everybody will be loved.

p.s. LABBIE I read your VDay note to me and omg I loled non stop. IMYSM BB)): Crappo Ultimatum ftw <3

Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano

World Cup yesterday was slightly boring. There was absolutely no goals until the 100+th minute ): There were many near goals and spaghetti hair man (Spain #5) was being very distracting with his spaghetti hair.

And there were 9 Yellow Cards (I think. Lost count) and lots of falling down. Alonso got kicked in his perfect chest! I got pretty bored after awhile because there were no goals >_>

What's up with Iniesta's undershirt anyway? HAHAHA cute (Y) I could hear people screaming from the opposite blocks whenever there was a near goal. I wish I could but ohwells watching alone isn't that exciting ):

But WELL DONE SPAIN & HOLLAND ANYWAY (:

p.s. I do not have a bimbotic voice :D



Gatot; OMG HOW DID YOU FIND MY BLOG?!?
Cheryl; HAHAHA i bet you didnt right ):

omg cheryl and gatot tagged HAHAHAH (Y)

Watching Eclipse with the guys was definitely an eyeopener, and everything I expected it to be. Bad puns, yawnings and insults. We definitely covered them all.

But hey we never expected it to be good anyway. I have no idea why it's #1 in US and Singapore, much less why people worshipped Bella. She. Is. Such. A. Bitch. She made out with Jacob in front of her boyfriend which was like.. ?!?!

Cheryl and I were feeling indignant while Jarrod snored away and Anisha and Jiarong was just like "This is the worst show ever." "IKR."

The only thrilling part (to me) was when the vampires were fighting each other. IT WAS GRUESOME they broke heads and arms and I freaked out abit. Cheryl kept laughing at me >( evil.

TOY STORY 3 WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER ):

I woke up feeling so alone.

Today I've learnt many important things.

1) There are many different kind of friends. But I'm glad for the ones I have.
2) Things are only as bad as you make them out to be.
3) When you think no one understands, look carefully and you'll realise there are people who know exactly how you're feeling.


Fatal torch
Final thrill
Love was bound to kill

Wounded is the deer that leaps highest

-Nightwish; End Of All Hope

Eat the moon is the cow the jump the highest. Bet they never thought about that.

Rewatched 50 First Dates for the 4th time, and it was SAD ): Sometimes it's the trials and tribulations in life that make you who you are-- you may be a better person or end up being worse.

But perhaps it was a blessing in disguise for Lucy to wake up every morning and forget about the unhappy things that happened to her the day before.

How many people can wake up and love someone like they did on the first day? Over and over again? And being able to meet a guy who will love you the way he did on the first day, trying to win your heart every single day.

She's lucky.




Anyway, I was considering quitting Econs, but there are those little things in class that make me miss is so much.

Before class we were hanging out in the next door class and we were having crazy fun. Like Mrs Coke Stained Lips was trying to rape me, then I whispered "COKE STAINED LIPS" and she actually pinched my waist!!! And I couldnt feel my waist hahahah horrible >(

Wen Yan: *making weird tongue flapping noises*
Me: SHH!!!
Wen Yan: Ya la Gatot! So noisy for what!
Gatot: WY! Don't noisy la!
Wen Yan: Tsk tsk Gatot >(
Gatot: AMANDA CHEU you keep quiet!!
Cheu: OI!
Wen Yan: Ya la Amanda! Tsk tsk!!
Me: OI!
Cui Er: Hahahah WY you always snore in math!
Wen Yan: I don't!
Cui Er: O rly? Your eyes were closed^^
Rach Ang: There's this girl in class who snored then she woke up and everyone was looking at her!
Cui Er: That's nice LOL.
Wen Yan: I don't snore in class! I can feel it!
Me: So.. You can feel your snores.
Gatot: Wen Yan OWNED!

It's these little things that I'll miss.


Labby; HAHAHAHA ttly!!! OMG!!!! :D Relieved about?? :O
Mr Coke Stained Lips; heehee IKR :D This post is related to you too!!

*Edit: May not be true. I always borrow bro's jacket but I have no intention of lying in his arms. HAHAHA.

When you think life is bleak and all you can see is darkness,

a friend will be your sunrise.

My kind of guy (:

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
That'll be nice.

2. Smart?
That'll be nice.

3. Preferred age?
Not younger!

4. Preferred height?
Not shorter!

5. How about sense of humor?
Laugh at my jokes. Very important. Hahahahah.

6. How about piercings?
Prefably not.

7. Accepts you for who you are?
Of course! But honest with me, that's more important.

8. Pink hair?
HAHAH that means I'm colour blind, haven't seen a guy with pink hair in real life before.

9. Mushy or no?
Heehee depends.

10. Thin or fat?
Well built :D Nicer to lean against HAHAH.

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
Normal?

12. Long hair or short hair?
Not longer than mine ^^

13. Plastic or metal?
LOL that reminds me, yknow when they say two people with braces kiss, their braces will get stuck together!!

14. Smells good?
If that guy's for you he'll smell nice nmw.. i think. The power of pheromones :D

15. Smoker?
No!

16. Drinker?
Sparingly!

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
I have no idea what's a boy-next-door. The boy next door is a married ang moh. The boy opposite is an ah-gong.

18. Muscular?
That'll be interesting.

19. Plays piano?
Okay sure!

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
HAWT but doesn't matter

21. Plays violin?
Hahahaha first person to mind: Ji Heng (Y) LOL TTM

22. Sings very good?
Nais engrish

23. Vain?
Hahahaha not vainer than me please

24. With glasses?
Does that make a difference? Nope

25. With braces?
Hey! I can ask him to do the braces experiment!

26. Shy type?
Heehee i also very shy

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Rebels does have a certain aura around them that I like but practically no

28. Active or passive?
BIO COMES TO MIND IDK WHY. Was there something on active or passive genes?

29. Tight or bomb?
HAHAHAH omg kinky~

30. Singer or dancer?
Dancer! But doesn't really matter LOL. A singing dancer (Y)

31. Stunner?
Stun me only HAHAH.

32. Hiphop?
Maybe he can rap me a love song lolol

33. Earrings?
Uh.. no

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-boy/girlfriends-until-you-drop?
No! ):

35. Dimples?
Dimples are win (Y) But hey it's what on the inside that counts.

36. Bookworm?
I don't like worms so I shan't answer this question

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
Heehee okay sure

38. Playful?
Playful =/= Player

39. Flirt?
With no one else

40. Poem writer?
HAHAHAH later he speaks in haiku then it'll be funny

41. Serious?
There's a time for everything

42. Campus crush?
..Meh.

43. Painter?
No difference srsly this quiz is getting retarded

44. Religious?
Singapore is a secular country!!

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Hahaha okay cute (Y)

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Unless it affects him as a person

47. Speaks 20 languages?
Including the 5 languages of love?

48. Loyal or faithful?

loy·al 
–adjective
faithful to one's oath, commitments, or obligations: to be loyal to a vow.

faith·ful 
–adjective
true to one's word, promises, vows, etc.; loyal

Loyal: To be faithful. Faithful: To be loyal.

I see the difference.

49. Good kisser?
HAHAHA WHUTTT okay sure. Coke stained lips LOLOL. (DT gets it)

50. Loves children?
I'm only a teenager..

YEAH finished (Y) I miss doing retarded quizzes that burn your time hahaha.

Brin I REALLY MISS YOU ttly loved our conversation today :D

Finally, CTs are over.

Studying for the CT period was definitely hard :/ But I'm glad for the four days Nish and Jia Rong has been very supportive of going to school early to study with me :D

It's pretty funny, we were at locker area and the J2s suddenly flooded in and the place was super noisy.

Jia Rong: Let's go down to council canteen la! Here super noisy.
Nish+Me: *raises eyebrows*
Jia Rong: Oh shit. ya hor there also locker area.

(Y) WIN.

Island Creamery FTW, that should be our PW official hang out place. Ugh I was going there and the place was practically FLOODED.

And to The Guy Who Shared Your Umbrella With Me, THANK YOU SO MUCH even though I have no idea who you are (: It's nice to know that there are people out there who are still really nice and generous :D

And thanks x123354 for the hoodie!!

Never break a pinkie promise