Orientation has been loads of fun. OGLs are really awesome people, and BW03 Gambatte have fun people with (weird) sense of humour :D

Story___ is EPIC FUNNY. OMG man is really super hilarious. The things he say is just LOL worthy! There's even a fan page for him :D 400+ fans already! Hahah.

Alot of EASTIES in my OG :D 5 people! Irina Xues Yinrong Ryan and me. Interesting discussions on the way back!

Something unrelated to O, I learnt some stuff.

1) Rumours can kill
2) It's even worse when your friend believes the rumours not you

But i'm so glad i have supportive friends ((:

maybe we all need to learn a little something called love.

dayna; WELL DONE WELL DONE!!!

Guy with gun: FREEZE!
Marvin: I'm a robot, not a refrigerator..

Lava: Shawty's like a melody in my head..
Renci: Shortie? Shortie's like a melody in your head?
Me: Yup. She meant Lava's like a melody heehee.

Brin i miss you alot); I wonder if you're reading this. I wonder how you're doing in Melbourne. I wonder if you've seen your school. I wonder if you met any new friends. I wonder if you owe a horse, cos that would be so freaking cool!

Sigh ):

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHLOE. can't wait to give her her present ((:

Saw this awesome book Stop Kissing Frogs. About the 10 guys you should avoid and stuff. Hahah. Really cute book. The pricetag also very cute.

I GOT MY HAIR CUT AFTER ALL ): Kason (the hair mower) super funny la. There's this auntie flirting with him LOL. poor thing. we latched into a very in depth discussion about itches.

K: *washing my ear hair* (as in hair near the ears. not like sprouting out of my ears)
Me: *twitch!*
K: Does it hurt..?
Me: No it's itchy.
K: Itchy?!
Me: Not like itch-itch. Like the not-itch kind of itch.
K: Oh! I geddit. Not THAT kind of itch-itch la, it's the itch-itch-not-itch kind of itch.

He burnt my scalp using the hairdrier. It's damn freaking bloody hot. I wonder if I use it to blow at the bulb of the thermometer what temp it will go to.

I think he burnt a hole through. I'd better go check.

(btw RJ canteen is DAMN cool. It's called The Canteen. I mean, how many canteens are called that? "It's not just any canteen. It's not even a canteen. It's The Canteen.")

A TRIBUTE TO CHLOE
with help from Tracy Byrd (ROFL at surname heehee)

Thank you for walking by me
All these while
Now I just can't believe you're in my life
I know I don't deserve a treasure like you

There really are no words
To show my gratitude
It was no accident me finding you
I've got all I'll ever need

You are the keeper of the stars
You told me to reach for them
And I reached with you
You sent me cheesy smses but still

All that rainbows sms
All the stars sms
All the smiles sms
They are as boomz as you

You mean so much more to me than you'll ever know <3


maybe she's just as scared as you.

I SAW THIS AWESOME ANKLE BOOTS AT NEW LOOK YESTERDAY.

It has this short heel and it's leather from the sole up. And it's really really soft and nice. IT'S ON A SALE, TOO.

Should I buy? Ohman ):

My horoscope yesterday said that I should control my spending and the urge to shop, and if I can survive through that day things will get better.

But I'm still thinking of those awesome boots ):



It's good to know that no matter how many misunderstandings or quarrels you have between your friends, a true one will understand you through it all and forgive you.


It's really scary to see how I almost lost a good one because of something that small.


chloe; it means so much to me. i'm glad (:


Come Whatever
We will still be
Friends Forever

I wonder if I did the wrong thing.

Me (to lava): Hey that teacher looks like someone..
Lava (to me): Yeah! umm.
Me+Lava: Mrs Ho!
-10 seconds passed-
Arthi: She looks like Mrs Ho!
Me+Lava: -.-

Yesterday was kayaking. It was crazy.

The instructor was Mr Goh, quite young for his age, and Lava has the hots for him. She sat in her kayak looking dreamily at him.. until I wriggled my eyebrows at her. Teehee.

I saw some canoes and some guys were washing it. The canoe was black and really shiny, unlike the kayaks (freaking heavy and ugly). So I made a casual comment.

Me: They look so sleek and shiny!
Lava: AMANDA.
Me: I'm talking about the canoes!! Not the guys! (tsk lava :P)

Mr Goh's cool, made us sit in funny positions like kneeling in the kayak. So I sat in Chloe's seat while Chloe sat right at the back, then we switched and I was sitting right at the bow while Chloe sat in my seat.

And before that I said that my expectations was that I will not capsize today.

But when we steered, I totally didn't know what happened, we just capsized. Just like that. There were alot of struggling and some kayaks came to save us (thanks alot!) and I almost capsized jiayi's kayak ><>(

I was contemplating drowning myself. It's a faster option.

There was this smartass guy in the group, who crashes in on Physics and Chemistry lessons for the weaker students. And now he crashed kayaking. What is wrong with him seriously. It must be karma.

Lava kept insisting his name was Ellie. That's a GIRL'S name. It's EDDIE lor. crazy girl.

We had to try to catch some organisms, but we caught the pond skater (actually mr goh did) BUT IT JUMPED OUT. and it jumped into the hole in the kayak )): so sad. but me and chloe did a good job catching stuff(: including a dead spider and a pink flower.

speaking of which, while we were looking for samples, i heard this guy scream (yes, scream. in a really high voice.) "OH MAH GAD! A spider spider! Help get it OFF me!"

And some other guy started singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider" in a high voice. No, they weren't pretending the voices. It's their REAL voice.

After that kayaking and we had to bring the kayaks back, Itsy Bitsy Spider boy went "My pants are sliding down my butt! Ugh. So unglamourous!"

O_O

So we went back, dragging the kayak which seemed alot heavier )): But this guy came to help me, which was really nice of him, so i held the paddles for everyone.

Lava: That guy in front has pringles! I want ):
Me: Go get them la!
Chloe: Tsk.
Lava: Um. Can I have some pringles?
Benn: Hahahah okay *stuffs them in Lava's face*
Lava: *takes one.*
Benn: Take another!
Lava: If you insist!

Hahahah omg it's hilarious :D

Btw did you know JETTY meant UNDERWEAR in Tamil? When arthi told me I almost laughed out my pasta.

And at arthi's house we went totally crazy and got super wet in the wading pool. Omg. Then we went into the sauna room cos she claimed our clothes would dry really fast in it, which is COMPLETLY and UTTERLY not true. The room is HUMID and nothing evaporates )): Lava freaked out when I took out my pants to squeeze them dry, and she kept telling us "Don't look at my underwear!!" when she took them off as well. Hahaha.

(it didn't even dry when i reach tampines. which was a full hour or so.)

Lava: It's still wet arthi!!!!
Arthi: It's not wet. It's just.. damp.

On the way home there was this girl from ISS who kept staring at my chest. Pri school I guess. She just stared and stared, kinda like how the girl in the Ring stared at the camera.

AT MY CHEST.

I felt very uncomfortable -.- And she has these really white eye whites, and when she flicked her eyes up to stare at my face, I could totally tell. Boy, that girl can really stare for a long time without blinking. Bet she wins every staredown.

Bad boyzz rocks! Love them loads.

Okay haven't been online since forever ): Sucks): School's LOADS of fun.

Wait, let me correct that.

My friends in school's LOADS of fun.

Like in LTs and everything. During geog, the Bad Boyzz (Basically, me, arthi and lava formed a band called the bad boyzz and it's freaking retarded but super alot of freaking fun-- well, we made freaking the offical code in the band) wrote a song titled "A Tribute To Geography".

LAVA SAID MY SONG WRITING SKILLS SUCK. whatever! "Happy Feet in Ice Age" is so awesomecool. don't you think so? don't you?

yes.

lava, lava, lava. she's fixated on socks. arthi is fixated on the moustachy guy (which i mistook for the security guard).

and i really really honestly believe in karma. the other day, lava was going on about this indian guy whose moustache, i mean, eyebrows looks like they're connected. and yes, i laughed, BUT NOT IN A MEAN WAY. i was thinking about him doing the cadbury eyebrow. seeing how he has one connected long strip, it'll look like a long caterpillar doing a dance ;)

and guess what? we found out that HE WILL BE IN THE KAYAKING THINGY TOMORROW.

HAHAHAH and you didnt believe in karma!

today we sat in front of the LT. we reached there early and there were many seats, but we had this debate about WHERE we were going to sit, until there were no seats left. genius. and chloe made us sit in front where we can't eat or sleep or talk D: and my neck hurts. but sitting in front is a new experience.. so enriching. kinda.

and in the math lesson, we were passing notes. which made math more fun : )

and seriously, rhubs, i can't believed you missed chem today. and, what's that smart guy up front doing in this class? it's a class for people NOT performing well in chem. he is SO obviously too smart for all of us. sheesh.

maybe he can't read. ooh. that would explain why.

Lava: Oh! I just saw Natalea!
Me: Nutella, you mean?
Lava: NO. It's Natalie.. Natalia!! Yes, Natalia! I just saw Natalia!
Me: No you're wrong. It's Natasha..

Going to Bugis with Chloe is really not a good idea. This is what happened.

(At City Hall)
Chloe (C): Take a few more stops with me!
Me (A): Don’t want! Haiya see how first.
(At Bugis)
C: Take two more stops with me!
A: OKAYY fine.
(At Kallang)
A: omg where are we? Are we at Bugis?
C: um we passed it like so long ago?
A: ?!?!

Chloe, Chloe, Chloe. Master of minds.

Met with Brin before that! Please let time freeze I can’t let you go D:

And before that, Chloe Na Arthi Lava and me went Subway. And the most retarded thing happened.

Arthi: I really need to get home. I need to help my mom make rice cake.
Lava: Wait! I’m finishing (my subway sandwich) soon.
Me: Huh what’s that for!
Arthi: We have this festival that we need to celebrate.
Lava: Yeah but I can’t, cos I’m having my thingy.
Me: Then why Na doesn’t have to??

-Lava found it hysterically funny, strangely-

Arthi: I need to go back for the Harvest Fesitval!!!
Lava: BUT YOU’RE NOT A FARMER!
-Chloe joins in hysterical laugher-

-I start laughing too-

Chloe: Do you get it? –hahahaha-
Me: NO!! –hahahaha-
Lava: Then why are you laughing?? –hahahaah-

Today was open house at RJ! Saw Ma'am Stella in her hairy hairy lion dance pants. Which, after i touched it, i realised it wasn't washed since forever. eeee.

spent the first 45min at principal's talk, which lava claimed "this is 45 minutes of my life i will never get back again!" and they got council people to come (JANNYYYYYY :D winkwink) and they said this bunch of good things about raffles.

Council: Raffles is good, blablabla
Principal: this is totally spontaneous, i didn't tell them what to say.
Me+Lava: *snorts* Yeah, right.

Some council girl: Raffles is fun!
Parent sitting two seats away: *CLEARS THROAT* MMRG.

but overall, it was pretty funny :D me and lava were being HILARIOUS (to each other, i mean)

*chloe walks away to talk to some short guy*
me: *covers mouth slightly* ooh chloe!
lava: remember white chicks? *covers mouth slightly* you wanna talk about mothers!

(skip to 1: 15!)



then arthi's good friend R is in harmonica! so we suggested that he should put his hand over the harmonica and go "you wanna talk about mothers!"

the girl at gavel is the best. like she just came up to us "gavel's a public speaking club! it's really good cos there's PW and it trains your public speaking skills (rattles on for 3 min)" her demostration is very.. informative.

and we realised that brin is really going away (okay brin, no fake going away jokes) NEXT FRIDAY D: and then someone went like "We must let Brin enjoy her last days here.."

like she's leaving us permanently kinda thing hahaahah. lava and i couldnt stop laughing!

then
chloe: omg lava, you can spend the REST OF YOUR LIFE in RJ!
chloe hesitates to think.
chloe: you can spend your two years there!

HAHAH geddit, like lava's gonna die after two years. duno why we keep cracking dead jokes hee. touchwood all the same, hoho.

Chloe went home with me. There were some funky looking guys behind chloe, and when the train jerked, then the guy turned around, stared at chloe and pointed at her rather fiercely. i thought he was going to punch her! then he went "CHLOE!"

pri school friend. FREAKY RIGHT.

then guess who i saw! BENEDICT ANG! hahah. the only difference is that he's working now.

oh and his really really cute bangs. Bang's bangs, geddit. hehe. (lame) Well at least people won't think you're 21 going on 27 anymore :D

Okay joining 59th will be the the point of absolute desperation. Because if i get Chunny as my PC he will confirm tekan me. Hahah. (Hope he doesn't read this.)

Agent A: What're you doing?
Agent B: You weren't around, so I played your character.
Agent A: Well, fine, FINE, I never wanted to play anyway!
Agent B: Then it worked out for all of us!
Agent A: I'm gonna go draw boobs on etch-a-sketch!
Agent B: Go ahead, they always turn out square!

After yesterday's episode of Priviledged, I am TOTALLY in love with Will, Megan's ultra hot neighbour-sportsman-boyfriend. He's the most romantic guy EVERRRRR. He was climbing in through Megan's balcony but he was like "I thought it looked romantic, but i realised it was just creepy."

SO CUTE RIGHT hahah.

But after the show, i realised that Charlie's still the better guy. Although he already has a girlfriend Mandy (after Megan ditched him, kinda), he's still Megan's best friend and all. He's really the sweet best guy friend you can ALWAYS count on. How nice is that? But the only bad thing is, Megan only treats him as a good friend. Sigh so sad.

I think at least once, we'd be face with a Charlie or Will kind of guy. But I'll choose Charlie(: Heehee.

Not that I'd have such luck anyways.

BRIN IS LEAVING FOR REAL. I'm so going to miss her loads loads loads. I'll always remember the times in the lab when we screw up experiements, almost blow up the lab, mince the sheep's heart, being late for class, copying homework..

hahah okay it isn't as bad as it looks. we rock as lab partners. and i'm really going to miss her alot )): hope she won't forget any of us when she gets a hairy ang moh boyfriend. *wriggles fingers*

Sumiko Tan's report today in Lifestyle!'s amusing and sad. We all need that leap of faith.

I LEARNT A NEW CARD MAGIC TODAY. heehee.

Yesterday I was talking to my SF! Then I thought of this song. So hey, even if it's the end of the world, you know Jolin Tsai will want you :)





B; When I'm thinking of stuff I stay up! And THAT WAS THE NIGHT YOU WEREN'T ONLINE grrs.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Lava: Ellen’s gonna be the new American Idol judge!
Me: No it’s not! It’s Ellen DeGeneres!
Lava: Um.. Isn’t that what I said?
Me: OH I thought you said Allen. As in, Kris Allen.
Jo: HAHAH!
Lava: So cute, if Taylor Swift marries Taylor Lautner, she’d be Taylor Lautner!
Me: Ooh if Ellen DeGeneres marries Kris Allen, she’d be Ellen Allen!

omygosh i love my girlfriends.

Today was super duper fun(: Went all the way to Bishan because SOMEONE wanted to eat pontian. in the end, the guilty person ate a bowl of prawn noodles AND pontian. LOL.

Me and Jan had alot of fun telling renci that her noodles look like elephant poop(: then Jan bought this plate of carrot cake that looks even more like elephant poop :D

they said that elephant isn't really grey! the grey is due to the dirt. hey, maybe that's why they coined the term white elephant=useless. geddit? :D

brin was.. sigh. she saw a cotton on sale and she went for SUPER long la. then when she came back she bought something else too >_> we were like "errr you bought that from COTTON ON?!" well.. it's a girl thing.

roller blading was a killer seriously. i was just grabbing renci and jo! so embarrassing. i kept falling on my butt D: reminds me of airborne! tarmac falling and "lock your knees!" hahah.

arthi was.. >_> LOL. she was really helpful! she kept helping me BUT in the end she fell and dragged me along with her ): then she was like "sorry i keep letting you down.. literally." hehe geddit? :P and she was supposed to HELP me. lol.

i kept using renc and jo as my stepping stones :X whenever i feel like falling backwards i'll yank pretty hard on them to stop ): sorry guys )):

they met their pri sch friend HONKY. i know it's hong kee but they kept saying honky. so cute :D

it was really hilarious on the way back. i was holding on to renc (as usual. so much for "let go ah!") then there was this bumpy thing on the floor. i totally skidded over it. jo/arthi/lava was way behind us.

renc: oh no!
jo: *shouts* are you okay??
me: ask my butt if it's okay! ouch.
jo/arthi/lava: *rollerblades to us*
me: (to renc) oh no they're gonna crash into me!! (i was still sitting on the floor :P )


lava tripped over my blade.

arthi tripped over lava.

so the three of us lay sprawled on the floor, with jo and renc being really helpful. not. (hahah kidding)

jo and renc are too pro to trip over us.. hahah. arthi's a semi pro. lava's accident prone. i'm dependent on renc ahahha. "you make me feel really safe!"

jo: ooh a dog! so cute!
me: uhh it's peeing. you shouldn't get too close to it.
lava: why?
me: it'll get pissed off. geddit? PISSed off? hahahahaha.
jo: hahahaha!
-pause-
lava: OH MY GOD I GEDDIT HAHAH. (me+jo: stares)

-
jo: i cried at Finding Nemo! Thrice!
lava: ME TOO!!
me: huh very sad meh?! i cried at king kong!
jo+lava: stares.

thanks alot guys hahahah.


wished you were here!

sometimesthesimplestthingscanbesocomplicated.

weeb; WHO'S the one whose eyes radiate perverticness and exude a horny look! I wonder who! :D

Class outing today! Poor turnout but ohwells we had fun anyway(:

And the guys are so sick.. Everything we talk about just leads back to boobs, nipples or balls.

Macs -> Thigh meat -> Breast meat -> Jeremy's breasts

that's a really really mild example.

but i guess i'm still pretty innocent cos i didn't know what everyone was talking about when they went "EWWW SICK!!!!". i was the only blur one.

that's good to know (:

Every girl, at some point of their life, will dream of a knight in shining armour galloping in and whisking her away to a land full of beauty and wonder.

Well, galloping on a white horse. Not, you know, really galloping himself.

And there's another point when she would think about the perfect proposal.

And when that guy comes with the perfect proposal, you know it's the right guy.



Maybe it's true, that I can't live without you

Maybe two is better than one

It's nice to know that I still have an avid reader. Hahah. This one's for you! (This song has been stuck in my head since forever! Maybe it's a sign.)

Hope you like it. But it'll probably get stuck in YOUR head and you'll hate me for it.

Haven't checked my email since forever. Emails are piling up. Sigh.

Today was HILARIOUS. Sitting next to Sandra is epic. she drives me absolutely nuts.

You know the Haw Flakes? The red disc like thing that's nice and sweet? She DRAWS on them. With her ink pen.

Yes, ON them.

Then she EATS them. Ink and all. Which is why I have to check every Haw Flake she gives me to make sure she hasn't drawn a curly haired lady on it. More than once.

And she experimented with orange and red ink to see if she can make the ink colour the same as the Haw Flakes. How gross.

Trish: In the 90s, Singapore are very good in services, aren't they?
Sandra: Yeah, like prostitution!

So the year has come and gone.. Most people have probably done up their new year resolutions, but after so many years, I've decided that I shouldn't make a LIST of things I want. Giving gives more happiness than taking right?

But I haven't come up with the list. I'll do it next year.

HAHAH.

okay anyway, yesterday i went to my ex-piano teacher's wedding! Her mom looks hot in this bright blue dress. The bride looks stunning but she couldnt recognise me, gosh so sad la. I used to remember her sitting next to me on the piano bench and she would crack her neck. she has traumatised me so much i can't stand any cracking of knuckles or other body parts.

Her brother was from campus superstar! Hahah. He's still the goofy guy. No change there. He has a girlfriend now, though.

We had to share the table with 6 other people. 2 ladies who used to be Genna (bride)'s pri sch friends kept talking NON-STOP. seriously. they kept giggling and talking. then there was this old lady who looked like my paternal grandmother who kept staring at me. And there was a guy who was from the air force!! cool(: then this couple whose wife kept smiling at everyone.

the video of how the groom fetched the bride was HILARIOUS. the poor, poor groom. he and his entourage was made to eat chilli and lemons on biscuits and some weird concoction which made all of them splutter. and they made the groom turn round and round around an umbrella, and he almost toppled over. really, really funny.

but it's really sweet, the way he yelled "I LOVE GENNA! LAO PO I LOVE YOU!" so nice right? i think weddings are God's propoganda to make others want to find one true love that will not only last a lifetime, but forever.

good luck to the new couple(:

but no, i'm not gonna end my post here. the most interesting thing is the TOILET. really. the locks are damn screwed. you have to turn anticlockwise to lock the toilet. and have to turn 2 rounds.

while i was in the toilet, all i could hear was people struggling with the toilet. my sister's the best la.

sis: omg amanda, help help help. i can't get out.
me: but what you want me to do?!
sis: HELP!!!!
me: hang on. i'll get some professional help.

but she got out in the end. yeah while i was in the toilet, there were two people waiting. then i was outside and i was looking at the green that indicates that the toilet is free. like huh! what are you waiting for?! so i told them the toilets are free. so helpful.

but after a few hours i went in, the toilet smelt icky D:

by 10+, the table was left with the 4 of us and the old lady. awkward.

--CONVERSATION OF THE NIGHT--

me: 1kg of feather and 1kg of metal. which is heavier?
dad: same weight!
sis: huh? but why?

CHAMPION!!!

And maybe two is better than one.

Briskar; i have this absolutely horrific nightmare about you last night! don't worry it's not about me twisting your head off or anything.