Greatest Fear: Realized

My hand broke through the toilet paper.

Cleaver

I got a cleaver. It was my grandmother's favourite, and after she passed away, it just sat in a cupboard collecting rust. My dad didn't want it, so I took it on as a project knife to clean up, sharpen and learn to use.

Old school Chan Chi Kee 20cm chopper

After 15 minutes of scrubbing off the rust and patina on the opposite side

Every Day I'm Carrying

I've been looking for an Everyday Carry knife for the past few months, as I've been carrying my freebie Stanley 10-253 liner lock. It was serviceable, but had nothing going for it other than its price ($0). The blade was waved and dull out of the box, the steel was like metal butter (soft and bendy) and any edge I could develop with stropping was gone after cutting open some packing tape.

I decided to look for the very popular and highly rated Spyderco Para-Military2. Unfortunately, every online establishment I could find was sold out and I resigned myself to waiting for the email notification for when they come back in stock.

On a whim, I poked around Kijiji last week and stumbled upon someone selling the Para-Military2 black, exactly the model I was eying, and selling for about half of MSRP.

Para-Military2 Black G10

This is easily the most expensive knife I've ever carried in my pocket, but it has remarkably good value. It sports an S30v steel blade for edge retention, G10 handle scales for a very slim, grippy handle, and a clever, easy-to-deploy compression locking system.

Giant Spydie hole for one-handed deployment; compression lock for one-handed closing

This knife was much bigger than I anticipated. It has a blade of just under 3.5 inches, and a fully opened length of 8.23 inches. I saw those numbers, but I was still surprised. It's not a subtle, stealthy size, but it is really light and svelte. Ergonomically, it feels very sturdy in the hand in a variety of grips, be it for tactical purposes, or precision work.

The clip can be positioned in four ways: Left/Right, Tip up/down. I carry it right side, tip-down in my back pocket, so the spine of the blade is pressed against the pocket seam to prevent unwanted opening. Deployment is quick and easy, as the thumb hole is easy to grab, and the handle is already positioned for the Spydie drop deployment method.

Duty Calls

You are being summoned for the purpose of jury selection in accordance with the provisions of section 19 of the Juries Act...

I received the summons back in January, and answered those summons today. Unbeknownst to me was that the minimum duration for jury selection is one week. I thought I'd just be sitting there today, waiting to be called, deemed fit/unfit for duty, and that would be that. Having gone through the process now, I can see why they keep you there for a week.

It. Is. Tedious.

The adherence to procedure borders on liturgical, and requires a lot of sitting, listening, and occasionally, some public speaking. Basically it's everything they train you to do in elementary school.

So you've been summoned. Here's what it's like:

Provided that you are eligible to serve jury duty, show up at the courthouse in your jurisdiction (your city of residence). It will be clearly marked on the summons what location, day, and time you are to arrive. Bring your summons notice with you.

Pro tip #1: go there 30 min. earlier than the request time. Courthouse entry is security screened (like the airport), so there will be a lineup to enter, especially on the first day when all the jury candidates show up for the same requested time.

Pro tip #2: bring something to occupy yourself because it is going to be a lot of sitting and waiting, followed by sitting and listening. Bring snacks while you're at it, and anything you'd need to stay awake, or stave off headaches/incontinence/diarrhea.

On your summons will be displayed your juror number, and panel number. Usually there are about 4 panels of jurors (groups). Each panel will be called up at some point during the day to attend a trial's juror selection process. This is repeated until you're either serving jury duty in a trial, or the week of selection is up. Even if you don't get selected, it will count as having served jury duty and you will be exempt for the next three years. Keep your summons as proof because sometimes they summon you again.

The selection process is the fun, but also tedious part. At the beginning of each selection process, the judge will dutifully describe each and every step for you, along with an introductory spiel about what an interesting and rewarding honour it is to perform your civic duty.

Juror numbers/names are drawn from the pool by the registrar of the trial. Selected jurors have a chance to state their reasons for exemption to the judge if they should require it. The judge and counsel decide relatively quickly whether or not the exemption is granted. The counsel teams get a chance to assess each juror candidate. If both counsellors declare they are content with this choice, that candidate becomes part of the jury. If either one of the counsellors declares a challenge, the candidate is vetoed out and is off the selection panel for that trial.

They repeat this process until they have the required number of jurors. Civil cases only require 6 jurors. Criminal cases require 12 jurors, and that process is subject to additional checks and balances. Juror candidates are first assessed by a miniature jury of their juror peers (also selected by random draw) to determine if they are acceptable for candidacy. Then the candidate faces the accused and the counsellors read that reaction to determine whether they are content, or would like to challenge the appointment.

Everyone I sat beside today got selected. I was eventually selected for candidacy in a criminal case today, but was rebuffed on the final opportunity by the defense attorney. Thanks! Four more days to go!

Kitchen Knives

Kristen surprised me earlier this year with an excellent gift (for our anniversary, my birthday, Christmas, etc.). She snuck over to KNIFE one day and picked up a starter set of water stones and a gift certificate for a sharpening class with the proprietor of the store, Eugene.

credit: Spotlight Toronto

This past Wednesday, we made the trip downtown to attend the 2-3 hour private lesson to get a rundown of the basics of water stone (or whetstone) sharpening with Japanese knives. I had watched countless hours of sharpening videos leading up to this and it made a big difference to see it in person, feel the blade and stone feedback, and receive expert direction on the spot. We got to put some new life into a couple of Kristen's mom's worn down blades as well.