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HEAVEN OR HELL?

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening owns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought

I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...

“Yesterday we were recruiting you, Today you are an employee.”

who is the chef today

answer is me! what's for lunch today? lotus root soup with pork ribs + peanuts. stir fry duo miao with oyster sauce. yummy....

last weekend i forgot to upload janine picture from sentosa. at least now she is not as afraid as the previous trip, she can play with the sand and walk around throw ball etc. she even walked all the way to the sea to collect a tub of water with me. we removed her pampers so she can move around freely. to our surprise she signal to wy that she needs to pee. so wy brought her to the water and let her sit on his lap.... the next moment-warm warm feeling felt from his lap-yes she just pee-ed hahaha. today we are not going to put on her pampers for her after she poo, let's see if she can start her potty training effectively.

yeye just bought a new car seat for rinzen because the old one padding fall off liao... seems that rinzen like her new car seat. =)

Nothing much to say

nothing much to say. it has been a tiring period. just heard some unhappy stuff had occured, well i just need to get used to this. shouldn't let this affect my well-being. seems like there is storm after another. one after another. since i have been inactive for a few months. i shall let it remain. just thinking why people just dont be mindful of things they are doing. whatever you wanna do, be wise and tactful. the way you do things, the way you speak. do the right things at the right time. enough said. today i brought my own lunch-box. felt satisfied after the meal. i cooked stir fry slice lean pork with slice ginger + oinons. nice..next time i should add some terriyaki sauce and call it-DON hahaha. suddenly i felt so proud of myself. i am thinking if i should go and buy those nice japanese style lunch boxes hehehe...let me how would the damage be when i go taka next time.

tiring thursday

Althoug I am still on MC I did not rest a bit. Was at TTSH till 11pm last night. My dad had a routine checkup that afternoon and he was complaining about his chest pain. The doctor admitted him directly when she found out his blood pressure shoot up to 173. Gosh... might be a minor stroke? Needles needed to poke him several times, till he shouted in pain to stop... my heart broke as I see him bearing the pain.... He was schedule for a dye scan today to see if his blood vessels are still alright, the x-ray done earlier only reflect his blood vessels expanded but cant diagnose anything yet, got to wait for the scan today.

It was schedule at 10am today yet till now he is still waiting on his bed. I was rather upset with the process there. We were told that the senior consultant will come and visit him last night so we can know what's the directions here. Yet the senior consultant never appear... then when we asked the nurse again, we were told that the senior consultant has given the junior consultant to make his rounds, yet no one came.... then some say he has to fast some say no need to fast... this is terrible! This was finally confirm at 10.30pm that my dad need to fast but he hasn't had anything since lunch! I request them to put him on grip but till 11pm nothing has been done. Knowing that we are all tired, my dad told us to go back first... haiz.... ttsh heard many stories yet 1st time experiencing them... so bad yet so true.

Im feeling bored

I felt bored today. Reached home about 2+ after Dr Adrain sent me back. Cleared some outstanding work with my colleague over MSN. Took a nap, felt fervish slept till 5.15pm... Dad was watching the ever longest Taiwan Chinese drama Yi Nan Wang.. the series had started since I conceived Janine. I can still remember watching this with my mother-in-law during my confinement with her. Till now it's since on-going and the doesnt even give me the impression that it's going to end soon. According to my friend Mei from malaysia, the seriers were long ahead there than here and it seems that it migh take another year or two to complete that. OMG.

Since I was sick, I can't visit Janine today, either can I do any housework. Usually at this hour, I should be busy with the laundry yet I am here blogging while wy watch ESPN.

Felt werid, it has been so long to feel so lazy since I change my job last July. I like my new job, I enjoyed myself though most of the time I knocked off at 7pm, some times 8+. Yet I enjoyed what I'm doing, which is very important. hehehe.

So paiseh that I have to trouble Gareth, my colleague to clear some of my outstanding work. Today still alright nothing much to clear, but tomorrow might be a headache because usually my thursday and friday is the most heavy workload day.

today he changed his MSN nick to stinking angel, I hope he isn't mad at me hahahah or maybe I'm just thinking too much. =P

Blog hop a bit just now to read and get some updates from their blog. Man! It has been such a long time since we last chat. I wonder how is everybody.

Esp KM, I wonder how is little Kayton now... He had a great fall recently, I hope he is alright now. Ms Bec, chat with her at MSN just now (so happy). Bell (chat with her occasionally, still not so bad). Bubbles (havent meet up with her since she moved house). Audrey (talking to her at MSN now, asked me when does KP sales end, oh gosh - I dont even know there is one going on). Wendy (chat with her occasionally via MSN, seems like she is as busy like me). DZ (haven hear from her the longest time). Mae (always catch her online heh.ehe). Maine and yeye (just had lunch with them at magaret drive this afternoon - yummy). Jen (havent seen her online, wonder if she is busy with work too... I missed Daniel's PSS). Amy (I heard she is expecting, Congrats). Eunice (always in contact). AJ (just helped me bought water bottle from KP-thanks ya) who else did I miss.... I think should be all...

Keep in touch friends! All the best to everyone!

Time to zzzz..... tata~

Steamboat Test

I am a C Type!

TYPE C
Gentle like a lamb. You have a high level of adaptance power, easy to get along with people. Very popular in social life but seems that no one will talk bad about you. You hate to have conflicts with people so you always try to adapt to everyone. You treat every person differently. To look at the bright side, you adapt easily. But to look at the dark side, you lack of character, although you are one big nice guy but you lack of charm. On the surface, you have a lot of friends but once you have troubles, you lack of soulmates to help you around. You must try to express yourself more and be more decisive. In this way, you can understand yourself more.

Steamboat Test

hmm... quite true but I am not lack of soulmates. I am expressive and I decide on my own things.... hahhahaa

Good Morning

Can't sleep last night, felt uneasy..... don't know if the caused from the sashimi I ate during lunch... but but but I only had 1 tuna and 1 swordfish.... I felt cold one moment on the other hand, I feel hot again. My toes felt as though they are catching fire.


Still waiting for next week to see if my AF will visit me.... if she don't I will need to do a home test. hmm.....


Praying hard for a boy, according to the calendar maine put up in her blog, there is a likelyhood I will conceive a boy. Haha, praying hard!


refer to Maine's Blog here

Blue = Boy
Pink = Girl

Lunch at Toshi; M Hotel, Level 9

while waiting for our miserable sashmi (less than 10pc) plate which cost $60.00

Jen had this so-called wawathingy; $28.00

Andie and Nancy had O-Bento; $30.00

Siti had hm... I forgot what...

this is what I had during our lunch meeting.

tempura-soba set; $30.00

James Birthday Pix

Happy Birthday James!!

Happy Birthday to you (x2)
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you!

Sorry James, couldn't join in the dinner last night because I need to rush home to cook for my dad.

So happy that you like those presents we prepared for you. Though GM and Jen bought the Watch... but I put in the effort by walking to Ann Shiang Street to get the bag for you hahahhah....

Enjoy yourself in Phuket! Sun-tan more yah... hahahha... dont't forget to share the pictures with us..

Happy Birthday!

JUSCO PIX

JUSCO TRIP

went to jusco (the big one) over the weekend. had a nice lunch at hk cafe... average RM30 per family... I only got to know that we are entitled to additional 10% with my Jusco card... hmm stupid me. this time we only bought 4 pk of pampers and some little things... cost us about RM150... hehehe... got 3 free brolly too. packed 6 pc of donuts too. my dad enjoyed them. went all the way to holiday inn shopping center to buy tou sa piah especially for my dad.

Calbee TVC

I am an IDEAlist

Was invited by several friends to join Facebook.... took one of the quiz and ta-da, I am an IDEAlist.... ranked 2nd, bottom-up.... Chey!

some pictures

Puzzle

IMEEM

Web MUSIC

that's all i did today

Janine turn 16mths

Age in years 1.34
Age in months 16
Age in days 490
Age in hours 11763
Age in minutes 705796
Age in seconds 42347781
Age in weeks 3431

At 16mth, she can tell you when she poo-ed.... hahahhaha

Allow your child to grow naturally with Mamil Gold - Redemption Program for Baby Gear

To my DH

Thank you dear, for bringing Janine back home last night. I was so sad that I can't visit her due to the compulsory dinner. It was so sweet of you who had thought the thoughts of mine.

New Kid on the Board

Quote Reiko: See I can carry Regan!

Rite-Pizza (1-for-1)

Hawaiian (Chicken) : so-so... Pizza Hut's better.

Meat Supreme (Beef) : Not Bad

Pepperoni Plus (Beef) : 2 Thumbs Up

Cheezy Pizza (Chicken) : Thumbs Up

Free 1.5L of soft drinks when you order Lg Pizza.

Chicken Wings not bad too...

Yummy!

Janine Progression

Nothing much...

77.5 cm Height
44cm Head Circumfrence
9.3Kg

like to call Pa-pa or Daddy.
will go to potty when I say shss-shss
will touch diaper when she pee
will point to diaper when she needs to change diaper
will lift up arms when taking off clothes, and lift up legs will taking off shorts
will drag me to kitchen when she wants milk
will nod her head when she say yes, or ai
will shake her head when I say no-no or when she dont want or when she mai
like to give her sweets or goodies away to other kids...
like to dance with head nodding, shake buttocks and make a turn with one arm up
like to brush teeth
will keep her toys after she is done
know where she can get the things she want in the house

hmm.... what else, I can't remember....

Hello, my name is Regan!

SENTOSA

Announcing the Arrival

Announcing the Arrival of Regan Koo!!!!

So happy to receive Eunice sms...

ok now we need to decide what to get them.

Cushioned Travel Toy Book with Pull Out Toys

(convenient to bring around with clip that attaches to car, cot or pram);

4pc Baby Clothes Gift Set; Essence of Chicken (42g x 3);

Huggies Diapers; Fresh Flowers & Packaging.

OR

Lee Yu's bird nest with ginseng & white fungus 6x70ml.
Drypers diapers 12's. Assorted stuffed rattle. Packaging & flowers.

New Members in ER Team

Samantha SAM-trino
Jen JEN-nuine Windows
Siti Ca-SITI
Debbie Dell-BIE
James JAMES-MP
Catherine Instant-CAT-Redemption
Jiti Intel X-LEONG 3040 Processor
Gareth Buy online for the latest GARETH deals
Andie 1-Year Limited Limited War-ANDIE (Part-Time)
Ben Intel BENtium Duo Core Processor
Hooi Lee FREE HOOI-LEEvery

Cute and Meaningful