Hillary Clinton Is In Town Today

Yes, that's right. If you're keeping score at home, that's the second Clinton sighting in my town in the past three weeks. I think she's got a thing for me, but it may be time for a restraining order. Too bad it's not Condoleeza Rice. Now there's a piece of political eye candy. Anyway, I'd like to give a big shout out to my friends at the F.B.I., Secret Service, and Homeland Security Dept. who I know are checking the internet and blogs for any possible mention of a threat to Hillary. Just so you guys know, I'm going to be in Penfield today and won't be at my regular work location. Feel free to stop by the house though, I left the A/C on for you. I didn't leave a key. I know you know how to get in.

Strange But True

I just read this from a reputable news source: The father of JonBenet Ramsey is dating the mother of Natalee Holloway. Yes, that's right. I'm not kidding for a change. Here is what my reaction sounds like in my head: "What?!!? Are you freakin' kidding me? I'm not sure why, but this seems incredibly wrong and twisted in some way that I can't define. What the hell is wrong with these two people? They're not even from the same neighborhood! How do they hook up? It's not like they ran into each other at the P.T.A. meeting. They had to go looking for each other. Did they find each other through E-harmony? Was personality variable number 29, "Was your child kidnapped or killed?" Is it just me, or does anyone, everyone else find this to be possibly the most bizarre thing maybe ever?