Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Borat's Got A Gun


That was the phrase whispered in my ear at the party I attended Saturday night. "Borat's got a gun." Sure enough, the birthday boy who resembled Borat was waving a gun around. The more horrifying part of the party was when I discovered that I'd accidentally eaten about 6 pieces of artichoke. It was in a dish called Artichokes French. They look like fried pieces of chicken and were in a lemony sauce. I'll eat anything breaded and fried. Artichokes and Borat with a gun. Fortunately neither ended up killing me.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Some Phil News

Yes, I'm still alive, but really busy. Until early May I may be posting inconsistently or recycling some classic posts. I'm sorry if that messes up anyone's vacation plans. By the way, I just bought a refrigerator yesterday that's easily big enough to put a body in if I remove the shelves. I'm just saying.
 
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