Coffee Shop Talk With my American Friend - Rare Earth Plant

My morning coffee shop talk with my American friend continues;.........the controversial rare earth plant.

John : Hey Pete, good morning.

Pete : Hi John, good morning. How's your night outing with Ah Beng last night? You guys manage to catch any 'radiation' from the girls that hang out at the night spot? ha ha ha!

John : Ho ho, no Pete. Talking about radiation, I think these protesters are going all out against the rare earth plant set up.

Ah Beng : What rare earth yo? Earth also got rare wan(one) meh?

Ah Lian : ha ha ha, Rare, Medium and Well Done Steak I know lah! John taught me wan.....

Ahmad : he he he, sedikit masak (rare), separuh masak(medium) and masak penuh (well done).

Pete : ha ha ha! Rare Earth are metals or minerals that are found scattered around our earth crust, very      seldom in concentrated area, thus the name Rare.....

Most of  the gadgets and devices you use today have these elements in them. However, the by product or waste of these useful metal are mild radiactive slurries......and also very toxic acid is used in the refining process.

Ah Lian : ooooo, wei, how come you know so much?

Pete : I love to read books about particle physics and nuclear stuff! Maybe, I should apply for a job there.......

Ah Lian : Better not Pete,......nanti, your 'thing' kenot (cannot) function properly, then you know....ha ha ha

John :  So, Ah Beng, you better wear Lead (plumbum) swimming trunk when you go swimming in the east coast next time........or else you will find funny things happening to your 'little brother'! ha ha ha

Ah Beng : Whatttt! Takut (scared) lerrrr!

Ahmad : Wah, like that, ask these people to go back their country lah!

Pete : But, they already invested so much to set up the plant leh!

Ahmad : Itu dia orang punya pasal lah! Mereka kata tak bahaya, kenapa tak bina kilang nadir bumi (rare earth) di Putrajaya! Di belakang jamban rumah mereka tu lagi baik !
(That is their own problem. If it is not dangerous, then ask them to build the plant in Putrajaya. Next to their own home toilet even better)

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Guess who was in KL?

Saw this graffiti 'From Taiping with Love' on the wall somewhere in KL and couldn't resist taking a photo of it with my HP.. Guess which blogger was here? ha ha ha, just joking! LOL!

Clothes That Poke Eye - Enter the Post Monsoon Season Latest Fashion

Ground breaking news! The 'burung marah' fashion craze have been taken over by 'Clothes That Poke Eye'!

Hot! New Fashion Trend!......Enter the latest post monsoon season haute couture Musang King Durian inspired unisex Clothes That Poke Eye!

These latest 'eye poking clothes' have been snapped up by the fashion conscious community and celebrities alike. They are available at all durian stalls throughout the country.

'Eye Poking Clothes' are reported to be bullet proof and very suitable for military ground infantry jungle camouflage wear. Furthermore, these versatile clothes act as weapon whenever the soldiers ran out of ammunition. The thorns on these clothes can 'poke eyes' of the enemies!

Since the crime rate against women in the country is rather high, Eye Poking Wear is very popular among the young ladies. The thorns can poke and blind the eyes of rapist the moment they lay their eyes on their would be victims.

Peteformation, the inventor of this special durian skin based fabric spent 20 years in his research before he perfected the technology to commercially produce it.  Coincidentally, the inventor also loves to eat durian very much. His favourite food combination is durian and rice with sambal belachan.

Thanks to Peteformation Fashion House for inventing the greatest wear for 2012 !

Angry Bird or Catapult?

When my 4 year old son saw this, he says it is an Angry Bird! I was going like, huh? Angry Bird?....then I suddenly realised that he was referring to the famous angry bird game. LOL!
Well, video games influence our kids so much nowadays. English teachers would have a hard time teaching them proper English. ha ha ha!

Then, after I put some rubber bands on the catapult for him to use, he said, 'Dad, can you give me some angry birds to shoot!'. Pengsan liao!

Cooking Hazard

If I don't write something soon in my blog, Bananaz would be calling 911 as he was wondering  whether I was still stuck in my room because of the spoilt circular door lock.  LOL!

Actually I was still a little busy and didn't update my blog or blog hop. Sorry ya!

Most of the time, whenever I was rushing to cook for my kids before going out for an appointment with my customers, I got a little careless and burn my arm with the hot oil from the wok.  This is one the common hazard we have to face for the love of cooking. ouch ouch!

I guess cooking is more dangerous than playing around with my metal nunchaku. ha ha ha!

Coffee Shop Talk with My American Friend and Hawkers - Baby Day Care Business, Ah Beng's Marketing Strategy

After reading Bananaz post, Don't Mess With Retired Husband, I remembered this funny coffee shop talk with my friends many years back.....


John : Hey Pete, this area sure has many baby day care centres. How come the authorities allow these people to use normal residential houses for day care business and playschool.

Pete : Hah, here everything also can! lol!

Ah Lian (coffee shop owner) : Actually I also thought about setting up baby day care centre. My friend who is one of the owner made quite a tidy sum of money leh! Hey John and Pete, you want to become my business partner?

Ah  Beng (Chicken Rice stall owner) : Woit, count me in also. I want to put in my share!

Ah Lian : Aiya, Ah Beng, you only know how to sell chicken rice.....errrr sometime also know how to look for 'chicken', what can you contribute to this baby day care business?

Ah Beng : Cheh, don't say liddat (like that) lah! I can help you to do marketing mah. I have very good marketing plan and strategy leh!

Pete : Wah, Ah Beng talking about marketing strategy! ha ha ha!

John : Hey Beng, what is your strategy? Can you share your idea?

Ah Beng : Sure lah! You know ah, in baby care business, it is a number game. The more babies we have in our centre, then the more money we make lah.

Ah Lian : That I also know lah! How to make sure more babies enrol with us?

Ah Beng : Easy, every night, whenever I am free liao, I will visit every shops, pharmacies and hypermarket in this area. Then I will poke all their condom packets with needle. Then we will a baby boom in this area. Business will also boom lah!

Ah Lian : Boom your head lah! Talking nonsense! ha ha ha!

Stamped on The Toilet Door - Private Sex Massage, AMOI SIAP MAIN (Lady Ready to Play)

I saw this 'advertisement' with Hand phone contact number stamped on the Gents toilet door in a shopping complex. As in the photo above, it says 'Private Sex Massage', Amoi (girls) Siap (ready to) Main (play).
Play what? Play 'bakuli' (marbles) meh? lol

Anyone knows how to translate the Mandarin character correctly?

Well, some enterprising pimps must have been using the toilet door in this shopping complex to advertise their 'services'!

Are there any similar advertisement in the ladies toilet? If there are, I wonder how they would read?

'APEK SIAP MAIN'? (Old Man ready to play?), ha ha ha !

Angry Boss - Dare to paste this at your workplace?

Angry Bird......nom nom.......Angry Bird......nom nom...........Angry Bird......nom nom.....




Arrrrrrr, here comes Angry Boss....

Dare to paste this at your workplace? ha ha ha!

Coffee Shop Talk with My American Friend - Queen Termite as Aphrodisiac - Make Man King in Bed

Coffeeshop talk continues at Ah Lian's Kopitiam......


John : Yo yo yo, look at this newspapers article. It says that, eating termite queen can make men king in bed. Can last for few hours straight! Better than the blue pill. ha ha ha!

Pete : Ya, John, Asians believe in many types of food that have aprodisiac properties.

John : It has to be eaten live.......yucks!

Pete : They say it is more effective that way!

John : Mmmmmm, I wonder how it taste like and the effect is real or not?

Ah Lian : Hiya, John 'laling' (darling), I don't think you need that, or do you?

John : Of course not, mine is fully functional! he he he! Hey, where is Ah Beng! Didn't see him around this morning.

Ah Lian : You don't know meh? After reading the termite aphrodisiac properties in the newspaper, he went out hunting for termite queen in some old abandoned wooden house. Ah Kow was with him. Then ahhhh, when he tried to retrieve the termite queen, a swarm of army termite attacked him. Some crawled into his pants and bit him right at that 'place'.

John : Is he allright?

Ah Lian : He is in the hospital right now. His 'thing' is now swollen.  Heard from Ah Kow, it is 3Xs the original size. He got what he asked for lah! Now he can last for a few days! ha ha ha!

John : Poor  Beng, lets go visit him during lunch time ok, Pete?

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Coffeeshop Talk with My American Friend – Ah Beng & 1Malaysian Email

One morning at Ah Lian’s Kopitiam……

John : How many emails addresses do you have, Pete?

Pete : Three. Two personal and one company email.

John : You are going to have another one soon. Looks like every Malaysian citizen above 18 is going to get one email address each very soon.

Pete : Ya I know. I heard that some guys are launching a protest in Facebook against this plan.

Then Ah Beng and Ah Lian joined in ……

Ah Beng (Chicken Rice stall owner) : Hey hey hey, now I am at par with both you guys lah! Mmmmmmm…I wonder whether they allow me to put my email address as chickenking@my-email.com.my? Then I can have Facebook account…….maybe user name as The Jinjang Chicken King. Good publicity for my chicken rice stall leh!

Ah Lian : Woit Ah Beng, stop dreaming lah! Your house doesn’t even have broadband line and computers leh. How to access your email? You know email use for what meh?

Ah Beng : What ! Sure know lah! I can send email to everyone in Malaysia to advertise my chicken rice stall leh. Imagine I can reach 27 million Malaysians with my email leh! Wah, fatt tatt (rich) lorrrr!

Pete : Hey Ah Beng, like that you are creating Spam mail liao! Your account will sure be banned.

John : Chicken King? Ha ha ha, the morning chicken rice one or the ‘night prowling at dark alleys one’? Ah Beng, I am impressed with your knowledge about Facebook and emails. Where did you learn it from?

Ah Beng : Aiya, you don’t know meh? During Cheng Beng (Tomb Sweeping Day, Pure Bright Day), the guy running the prayers paraphernalia shop told me to buy the latest paper modems, routers, Hellunifi subscription, HelliPhone and paper notebook. Some more ah, he thought me how to connect them up before burning so that my ancestors can use the Hellband instantly and go online. This prayer set also comes with a User Manual in Chinese. I took a look at the user manual….so now I am expert in Hellspace, er …no lah,.Cyberspace gadgets liao!
Now my ancestors can also join the Join ChurpChurp Race  also from down under! Ha ha ha!

Ah Lian : Beng, don’t bluff lah, I know you always go to the Internet Café at night to chit chat with your China doll gurlfrens (girlfriends).

Ah Beng : shhhhhh, my wife hear this, I habis (finished)!

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Kundang Seafood Restaurant, 223 Food Court Cum 33 Karaoke Training Centre in Rawang

Had an appointment with my buddy at this place in Kundang, which is not very far away from Palmoleo Rawang Factory. At first glance the place looks like and ordinary food court and seafood restaurant. Take a closer look......

This place also doubled up as a Karaoke training centre! Fancy improving your karaoke singing here?

A large banner next to the food court!

Well decorated with lanterns for night show?

Wah, it is  a stage leh! Next time must drop by at night to check out this place!  Karaoke, anyone wanna join? ha ha ha!

Coffee Shop Talk with my American Friend - 3D Sex and Zen Movie

This is one of the many jokes I published about the adventure  I had with my American friend based in Malaysia......

One morning, my friend John was reading the newspaper in Ah Lian coffeeshop....

John : Hey Pete, do you think this 3D Sex and Zen movies is getting too much publicity?

Pete : Ya, I heard it is supposed to be the world first IMAX 3D Erotic film

John : Looks like it made Soari Hara and Vonnie Lui real hot in Google searchers these days.

Then, Ah Lian, the coffee shop owner joins in.......

Ah Lian: Aiya, Asian X-rated movies not "keng chow" (interesting) wan lah!


John : Why you say that?

Ah Lian : You know ah.....everytime the stars make love, it looks like the actress is sitting on the male belly lorr! What, making love to belly button meh?

Pete : Wah, you also watch this type of movies ah?

Ah Lian : Aiya, nowadays modern woman like me no more "Ah Lian" liao....equal to men...everything also can do......John laling (darling), am I right?

John : Huh, I guess so? Ah Lian, you know where can get the pirated version of 3D Sex and Zen ?

Ah Lian : Aiya, John laling (darling), why want to watch the movie, watch my 36D live lagi best! Want or not? We go for a date tonight! If you want the DVD, ask Ah Beng lah, he is very 584 (hamsap,horny,preverted), sure know where to get.....hey, Ah Beng, 3D Sex and Zen "Cheng pan" (original copy) got already or not?

Ah Beng : Not yet lah, where got so fast wan!

John : Never mind, I think I will join the tour package to Taiwan to see the movie.

Ah Lian : Wah, got 3D Sex and Zen movie tour some more ah?

John : Ya, since the movie is very likely not released in China, the tour agencies are cashing in on this 3D Sex and Zen movie package tour.

Ah Lian : Wah, lau leh, they really know how to make money.

Then the really enterprising Ah Beng said......

Ah Beng : Wah, like that, I want to organise our very own "3T" tour leh! Sure make money wan! ha ha ha!

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Tomato Sauce Beef Balls Recipe

I came up with this recipe after Bananaz sent me this naughty and funny Schwetty Balls video. So this recipe is dedicated to you, my friend! LOL! see this funny video.....really hilarious (turn on your speaker!)...
TOMATO SAUCE BEEF BALLS RECIPE For beef ball recipe please click here, beef balls recipe Ingredients For Tomato Sauce Tomato Sauce,
3 tablespoons Onions, 1 pc, cut into four
Worhestershire sauce, 1/2 teaspoon (optional)
Salt to taste Sugar, 1 teaspoon

Put a little vegetable oil in wok and saute onions until fragrant. Add in the tomato sauce, salt, Worchestershire sauce and sugar. Pour in a little water. Bring to a boil. Pour the tomato sauce on the cooked beef balls. Serve with steamed rice.

Wrong Number Call from a Stranger, Foot Massage or Sexy Massage?

I received a call on my hand phone at exactly 10.38pm today……..an unidentified number….

Caller: Halo, foot massage ar? [Thinking to myself, “Cilaka (Shit), thought I am from the massage parlour kah?”. On a spur of moment I decided to play along]

Me : Ya, this is FOOD massage. We have Special FOOD Massage, Back Bacon Massage, Honey Porky Belly Massage, Curry Chicken (slang for love bite) Massage, Patin (Batin)Massage, Banana Massage, Lontong Massage, Sausage Massage, Meat Ball Massage……….What you want?

Caller: Wah, massage got like that wan meh? I am staying in Hotel XXX, you can send girl or not?

Me: Can send anytime you want. Errrr, you want Chicken (local slang for whore) or Duck (local slang for gays)?

Caller : Eh, I don’t want Ah Kua (slang for gay)! You can send Chicken?

Me : Can, how many you want?

Caller : ???????, One enough lah! Sexy or not?

Me : My Chicken very sexy wan! Pak Cham Kai (Steamed chicken), hairless wan!

Caller : Wah, so good ah? How much one?

Me : RM20 only.

Caller: What, so cheap! Got HIV or not?

Me : Very clean wan, I cleaned them myself.

Caller : What, you clean them? How?

Me : Yes lah, I korek-korek (dig) from the back side and wash with water.

Caller : Wah, you are worst than me leh. Eh, sure or not, so cheap, I don’t believe lah.

Me : Cannot over charge lah. I buy from Kepong Wet Market, fresh one only RM12.

Caller : What! Kepong Market got sell meh? [realizing that I have tricked him]……@#*@$*&......you siau (gila, crazy)!

Then he put down the phone! Serve him right! Ha ha ha!
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Give me two male nipples please!

Imagine walking into a shop and asking for 2 male nipples! I am still laughing at this incident at the hardware shop. No, I don’t need new ‘nipples’. Mine are still intact! Ha ha ha! Actually in engineering or more specific in piping, male nipples refer to treaded connectors which are supposed to be screwed into female adaptors which in this case happens to be located on the filter cover. It might sound a little bit obscene but this is how the terms that are used whenever we refer to piping parts. After a busy father’s day repairing the toilet tank, installing new water faucet (tap) and installing a new shower, I had to repair the water filter. As most of you know, I like to repair things around my house and I bought these nipples for the water filter so that I can connect to the inlet and outlet pipes which are ½ inch in size. The nipples two fitted perfectly…..no more leaky connections! Piping nipples also come in different shapes and sizes! LOL!

Fifa 2010 South Africa World Cup Fever - Shaolin Soccer Toddler

The Fifa 2010 South Africa World Cup Fever is on so Mummy bought me a full set of football jersey. Then daddy taught me how to kick a ball. Here goes, 1....2....3, kick hard!

Opps, this 2006 World Cup football is too old already. Little boy kick also 'meletup' (burst)!

Then, daddy bought a volley ball for my sister. I wanted to play with it.............another ball burst again! Two balls burst, no more ball left! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa....................................

Now I am known as The SHAOLIN SOCCER TODDLER! muaha ha ha ha ha!

No Testing (Tdak Dibenarkan Cuba Makan) and Don't 'Shoot' in The Hole - Wrong Sign at the wrong place?

I saw this sign in the washroom of a newly opened Restaurant in Manjalara, Kepong. It says "Tidak Dibenarkan Cuba Makan" which means "No Testing" in English. I can't figure out why they put this sign in the toilet. Who wants to eat in the washroom?

Then........when I looked up there is another sign on the wall which says "Please 'Shoot' in the Hole". Shoot what into what hole? ha ha ha! Boy, this are funny signs to put in the washroom. I came out of the washroom, laughing to myself......my wife thought that I have gone crazy! LOL!

Coffee Shop Talk with My American Friend - Ah Beng’s Contribution to Earth Day

One morning on Earth Day.......I was having breakfast with my American friend, John in Ah Lian’s coffee shop..........

John : So Pete, today is Earth Day, what are you planning to do to contribute? Plant some trees?

Me : Not sure lah, John, maybe make some Satay and Bbq it over some nice amber charcoal! Ha ha ha!

John : What barbecuing on Earth day....the environmentalist is going to come after you.....ha ha ha! Ah Lian, what are you going to do on Earth day?

Ah Lian : As usual lah, play mahjong! What is there to celebrate? If I turn off the lights and fans in my coffee shop.....no customers want to come in lah!

Then, Ah Beng walked by, carrying ‘something’ that caught John’s eyes.

John : I guess you are right! Hi Ah Beng, how about you? What are your plans for Earth Day! Hey, are that sausage skins you are carrying?

Before Ah Beng can answer........Ah Lian said....

Ah Lian : No lah, those are recycled condoms. Ah Beng used all of these the last few days. He has just washed the used condom and now putting them out to dry! Ah Beng is doing his part for the environment too!

John : Urgggggh!

Ah Beng : ha ha ha ha ha, don’t listen to Ah Lian.....these are natural lamb intestine skins.....I am going to make some nice sausage with them, Will give you and Pete some to try.

John : No thanks, Ah Beng, I think I will pass!

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Coffee Shop Talk with My American Friend – Banana Power against HIV

I was having coffee with my American friend this morning in Ah Lian’s Coffee Shop..........

John : Hey Pete, The Sun reported today that a research team from Universtiy of Michigan published their report in the Journal of Biological Chemistry about banana lectins ability to stop transmission and prevention of HIV. This is interesting, man!

Me : Wow, this is indeed a breakthrough. Which page? I want to read about it!

John : Page 18. It seems that the isolated jacalin-related lectin known as Banlec is a potential component for an antiviral microbicide.

Ah Lian : Wah, banana so powerful ah?

Me : Ya lorr, next time ask your boyfriend to use banana flavoured ‘cap’ ! ha ha ha!

Ah Lian : Ya, you so clever, next time I see you guys carry banana everywhere lah! Wakkakakakaka! Hey, we should tell Ah Beng about this! You know lah, he visits his ‘girlfriends’ at Lorong Haji Taib very often leh!

Then Ah Beng walked in to the coffee shop holding a

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Coffee Shop Talk with my American Friend about the Sighting of Pontianak (Ghost) in Kuala Ibai, Terengganu

........... As usual, I have my morning caffeine shot at Ah Lian Kopitiam with my American Friend. John, who was reading the morning newspaper suddenly stopped and says.....

John : Do you think Pontianak (Lady ghost who died at childbirth) really exist, Pete? It was reported here that there were sightings of a lady in white apparition at Kuala Ibai.

Me : Well, if we look at it through scientific point of view, the apparition might be caused by disturbance of electromagnetic force, imbalances of ions especially around big trees and maybe interaction between the moonlight with layers of hot/cold air.

John : So, you don’t believe in ghost?

Suddenly, Ah Lian interrupted our conversation.......

Ah Lian : Wei, ghost do really exist, you know! I have met a pontianak before! That time I was dating Ah Too. We were sitting in a park near Kampung Chempaka when we saw a woman with bloodshot eyes, long teeth and long black hair squatting on the tree above us.

Me : Wah lau leh! Tell us more lah!

So, here is Ah Lian story... Not long ago........in a park near Kampung Chempaka.....

Ah Lian : Hey, Ah Too did you see the ‘thing’ on that tree?

Ah Too : Eeeeeeeeiiiik, pontianak lah! Just now my ‘thing’ standing, now ‘kecut’ (shrink) already!

Ah Lian : What are we going to do? She is flying towards us now! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Pontianank : Woi, why are both of you shouting so loud?

Ah Lian : Wah, you can talk ah! We scared mah!

Pontianak : Why so scared? I am not going to hurt you all!

Ah Too : But but but......I heard that pontianak like to suck people blood. Don’t suck my blood! I am already ‘San kiu kiu’ (skinny in Hokkien)!

Pontianak : Aiya, both of you already out of date. Nowadays, pontianak don’t suck blood anymore. So many people have HIV (AIDs), dangerous lah! Like your boyfriend here, always visit the ‘Chicken House’ (whore house) in Pudu, I ‘takut’(scared) to suck his blood! It is safer to order synthetic blood online, from HellBay and pay with HellPal!

Ah Lian : Ahhhhh Toooo, I will deal with you later! Wah, like that also can ar? Your world also so advance ah? What are you doing up the tree? Are you peeping on dating couples like us?

Pontianak : No lah, I am running away from a bunch of crazy people who is trying to capture me in video, so they can become rich. They are using all sorts of magnetic wave detectors to find me! Crazy! Nothing better to do!

Ah Lian : Aiya, die already also so charm (pitiful)!

Pontainak : So, next time you see a ghost, you should not be afraid. All we do is scare people with our looks! Human beings are more dangerous, so manipulative and many are opportunist as well!

Ah Lian : Agree lorr! But if capture on film, you will be famous leh!

Pontianak : Not tonight lah, I forgot to make up! Then, all of us laughed out damm loud. Ah Lian’s story really made our day!

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