Friday, November 28, 2008

5 Lessons to make you think about the way we treat people

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student And had breezed through the questions until I read The last one:
'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?
'Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen theCleaning woman several times.
She was tall, Dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name?
I hande d in my paper, leaving the last question blank.
Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor.
'In your careers, You will meet many people. All are significant.
They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.
'I've never forgotten that lesson.
I also learned her name was Dorothy.
2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain
One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American Woman was standing on
the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm.
Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride.
Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car.
A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s..
The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxi cab.
She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him.
Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door.
To his surprise, a Giant console color TV was delivered to his home.
A special note was attached..
It read:'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only myC cothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along.
Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's'
bedside just before he passed away..
GodBless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others.'
Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.
3 - Third Important Less on - Always remember those who serve.
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less,
A 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and Sat at a table.
A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.
'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked.
'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.The little boy pulled is hand out of his
pocket and studied the coins in it.
'Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?' he inquired.
By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.
'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.
The little boy again counted his coins.'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said.
The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away.
The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left.
When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table.
There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies.. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.
4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.
In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway.
Then he hid himself and watched to see if Anyone would remove the huge rock.
Some of theKing's' wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear,
but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.
Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables.
Up on approaching the boulder, the Peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road.
After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded.
After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in
the road where the boulder had been.
The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King
indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway.
The peasant learned what many of us never understand!
Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.
5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...
Many years ago , when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital,
I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease.
Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness..
The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying,
'Yes I'll do it if it will save her.'
As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled,
as we all did ,seeing the color returning to her cheek.
Then hisface grew pale and his smile faded.He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'.
Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor;
he thought he was going to have to give hissister all of his blood in
order to save her but he had chosen to save her anyway.

Now i know....


PLEASE READ THROUGH ALL OF THE POINTS BELOW....AMAZING!!!!!!! TRUE.......



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!/Ketawa ya!!!!!!!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!

One for the ladies:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?
'He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed.
The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.
' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you....'
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,
' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, '
honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Petua Besarkan Zakar ( Untuk Lelaki Sahaja )

Seorang pemuda yang akan berkahwin telah mengunjungi bapa saudaranya yang juga seorang pakar dalam masalah tenaga batin untuk memperolehi sedikit petua.

Pemuda : Pakcik, saya akan berkahwin tidak lama lagi tetapi saya masih belum bersedia. Apakah nasihat pakcik untuk saya menghadapai malam pertama?

Pakcik : Malam pertama merupakan malam yang sangat penting bagi lelaki. Kamu seharusnya dapat memberi kepuasan yang pasti tidak akan dilupakan oleh isteri kamu.

Pemuda : Bagaimana caranya?

Pakcik : Begini, kamu seharusnya membesarkan alat kelaminmu dan ini akan membuatkan isteri kamu menjerit sepanjang malam pertama. Caranya sangat mudah.

Pemuda : Bagaimana?

Pakcik : Begini.. kamu mesti merendam alat kelaminmu setiap malam dalam air teh setiap malam sehingga malam pertama.

Pemuda : Kalau begini mudah, sudah pasti saya akan menjadi hero nanti…

Pemuda tersebut balik kerumah dan melakukan apa yang disuruh oleh pakciknya. Setiap malam dia merendam alat kelaminnya dalam segelas air teh. Pada malam pertamanya, pakciknya juga berada dirumahnya. Tiba-tiba isterinya menjerit kuat. Pakciknya mula terfikir akan kehebatan petua yang diberinya. Pintu bilik terbuka dan pemuda tersebut keluar dari biliknya dengan muka yang sedih sambil menghampiri pakciknya

Pakcik : Kenapa begitu cepat?

Pemuda : Saya punya memang panjang tapi kenapa hanya sebesar pensil?

Pakcik: Kamu sudah mengikut petua yang pakcik beri?

Pemuda : Sudah. Setiap malam saya merendam saya punya dalam segelas teh.

Pakcik : Teh apa?

Pemuda : Mustika Ratu - Slimming Tea

(Thanks to: resipilelaki)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

First Time Naik Plane...


Pertama kali aku lihat pic ni, tak da lain yang terlintas di fikiran ku iaitu...
...KESIAN...

Thursday, November 13, 2008

TANAMERA TROPICAL SPA - MIRI



Managed and Owned by my Unty... Rebecca......
Harga sekali perkhidmatan... tak tahu... lupa mau tanya.. Address pun lupa mau tanya... tapi yang aku tahu tempat tu di area komersial... called "Mentari"... just opposite the kedai makan yang berbentuk bulat... there is no other kedai makan berbentuk bulat di "mentari" pun...
Cuba la... rilek2 kan badan dan minda... I boleh jamin... masuk sana you akan rasa di Bali... tambah dengan haruman rempah... dan warna yang amat menenangkan...
Harga??? tak tahu... i went there... and i got my service for free... biasa la... anak buah kesayangan... hahahaha

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Famous Five


Dapatkan Naskah Anda Di Pasaran


Sunday, November 9, 2008

Nak Tahu Kenapa Aku Pecat Secretary Aku ???

Dua minggu yang lalu merupakan ulang tahunku yang ke-35dan mood-ku tidak terlalu baik pada pagi itu.Aku turun untuk sarapan dengan harapan isteriku akanmengucapkan dengan penuh sukacita.."Selamat Ulang Tahun suamiku tersayang"
Waktu berlalu dan bahkan dia tidak mengucapkan selamat pagi.Aku berpikir, ya, itulah isteri, tapi mungkin anak-anakku akan ingatkalau hari ini aku berulang tahun.
Anak-anak datang ke meja makan untuk sarapan namun mereka juga tidak mengatakan satu patah katapun.
Akhirnya aku berangkat ke bilik tidur dengan perasaan penuh kecewa dan sedih. Di pejabat, Ketika aku masuk ke pejabat, sekertariku, Janet, menyapaku"Selamat pagi Boss, Selamat Ulang Tahun"
Dan akhirnya aku merasa sedikit terubat mengetahui ada seseorang yang mengingat hari ulang tahunku. Aku bekerja sampai tengah hari dan kemudian Janet mengetuk pintu bilikku dan berkata, Apakah tuan tidak menyadari bahwa hari ini begitu cerah di luar dan hari ini adalah hari ulang tahun tuan, mari kita pergi lunch, hanya kita berdua.
Aku berkata "Wow!", itu adalah perkataan yang luar biasa yang saya dengar hari ini,
mari kita pergi. Kami berdua pergi lunch. Kami tidak pergi ke tempat di mana kami biasanya lunch, tetapi kami pergi ke tempat yang sepi.
Kami memesan 2 gelas fresh orange dan menikmati makanan tengahari kami.
Dalam perjalanan pulang ke pejabat,
Janet berkata,
Anda tahu ini adalah hari yang begitu indah, kita tidak perlu kembali ke pejabat kan ?
"Tidak perlu, saya pikir tidak perlu" jawabku.
Lalu dia mengajak saya untuk rehat ke apartmentnya.
Setelah tiba di apartmentnya,
dia berkata..
"Tuan, jika tuan tidak keberatan, saya akan pergi ke
ruang tidur dan berpakaian seksi sedikit.."
"Tentu saja boleh", sahutku dengan gembira.
Dia pergi ke kamar tidur dan kira-kira enam minit kemudian dia keluar
membawa kek ulang tahun yang besar
diiringi oleh isteri,
anak-anakku dan sejumlah rakan kerja kami
sambil menyanyikan lagu Selamat Ulang Tahun....
Aku hanya duduk terpaku di sana ,
Di sebuah sofa panjang,
telanjang tanpa sehelai benang....

Thursday, November 6, 2008

The Best Kolo Mee in the World!!!

I dont know why peoples say the kolo mee is the best in the world...!!!!

Salah satu sebab ialah... there is NO kolo mee in other part of the world.... ini yang pasti..
Mee dia boleh tahan la.... but yang paling best adalah the soup... spare part babi.. hahaha...

One more thing.... percaya atau tidak.... cara kedai ini menjalankan operasi perniagaannya telah menepis segala prinsip ekonomi, pemasaran, etc yang berkaitan dengan perniagaan.. Selalunya orang akan kata... "Customer is always right...".. "Customer is everything", "Customer is the heart in business" ... Customer is bla bla bla...

HERE... everything becomes terbalik...

"You want to makan... makan la... Dont want... go away..."
"You want to makan you have to wait..."
"Let me finish my work, then i'll get your order..."
Let say if you order kuetiaw instead of "mee / noodles".. but the waiter send you wrongly... my advice is "JUST MAKAN !!!" dont complaint... PAHAM!!! kalau tidak... your order akan datang after an hour... Kalau remind atau complaint... the owner akan buat tak tau jer...

Procedures untuk makan mee di sini....
1. Datang dan tunggu di luar... Kalau bernasib baik, ada tempat... PERGI DUDUK DAN DIAM2..
2. Kalau tak ada tempat duduk... sabar2 la tunggu giliran orang habis makan...
3. Kalau bertuah boleh duduk semeja dengan kawan2, kalau tidak terpaksa berpecah... duduk asing asing... and make sure.... DUDUK DIAM2..
4. Jangan pandai pandai panggil tauke suruh dia ambik order... DUDUK DIAM2 SEHINGGA DIA ORANG SENDIRI DATANG...
5. Kalau mee dan sup dah sampai... makan jak... Jangan pandai pandai nak minta tambah garam, kicap, daging lebih.... etc... There are hundred of "unlucky" peoples waiting outside, tunggu kamu abis makan...

KEMUNGKINAN2 YANG BAKAL DI HADAPI...
1. Tak ada tempat duduk
2. Kalau nasib tidak baik, ada tempat, tapi terpaksa duduk asing2
3. Anda akan duduk dengan orang yang tidak di kenali
4. Anda akan berpeluh... pepaham je la... tempat tu sempit dan ramai orang, apatah lagi kalau duduk dengan orang yang berbau aroma... hehehe

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untuk lebih info... layari tulisan "kampua talk" di...
http://clareng.com/2008/08/05/so-called-best-kolo-mee-in-kuching/#comment-8505