he called me once he reached home @ 245am last night.. by that time i was already in dreamland, with absolutely no strength to say much, i only remembered myself answering, "hmm..hmm..orr...hmm" before putting down the phone..
before i went over to his place today, i made sure i will strangulate him alive if he were to mention the very words "boobs"...luckily he didn't...or it would be suicide for him..
instead, he prepared an "爱心餐" of spaghetti and ham for dinner specially for me..haha... *love*** 8)
btw, the girl was married la..her hubby went too.. i admit my imagination did go wild last night...tamed by dinner thou' :)
Friday, February 25, 2005
o god i'm sooooooo jealous im turning neon green in the face..
he's out with a girl and her friends.. most of the time i'm very open-minded about him going out with his friends, regardless the sex. i will even tell him to enjoy himself and not even probe where they're going or when he'll be coming home..
this time round is different.. that girl he is with now is our ex-colleague.. a close (?) friend of his...
well, more importantly, she's got BOOBS so big that they will make any < D cup owners writhe away in shame...
before me and him got together, i've heard rumors and gossips about them having some sort of 'affair'(?) too strong a word to use? anyway, he assured me that nothing of that sort happened..in actual fact, the guy whom the girl had an affair with wasn't him..well, still it did leave me doubting.. for a long time (?)
i mean i don't mind them having a past or whatsoever..as long as now they're no more...
im actually very fine with it...everyone has a past, isn't it? and since he had made it clear that he wasn't the one, i should trust him... However, it's so difficult..
i didn't join them in the first place because i went out for dinner with a friend..
but i dunno why i got really disturbed by the thought that he was out with this girl...i kept imagining her boobs accidentally slapping into his face.
fine, i know this is kind of ridiculous..but HEY, which guy in this entire humanrace won't be turned on by BIG BOOBS??
okok...besides gays, marpoks and corpses?
I called him on his phone and the pub was so noisy we couldnt hear each other...
PUB = loud music, alcohol = go high = ......sex!!!!
my imagination ran wild, i sent venomous sms to his phone just now.. i was just trying to be the most difficult woman on the surface of this earth.
Him: Dear i went wif them to a pub in orchard so wont be back early
Me: Why u go pub? go with who? u know them?
No lah but they keep saying go then i anything. Wont be back very late
Who are they?
** friends
U dunno them can go out with them lor. u very close to **?
No lah. Dear wat u thinking?
U dun go out with my friends u say weird weird. now can go out with HER friends. u very close to her. what can i think?
Aiyo. I also dont know. I meeting her then her friends came. I dont know mah.
U say meet her and a few others. now say meet her and u dunno her frens come..so which is true? never mind. Enjoy yourselves!!
Dear dont like tat leh. i dont know they going pub mah. Anyway only go pub slack and drink only.
I don't like them thinking u are so close to her. anyway i trust u but not her. i admit i'm damn jealous u went out with her and frens.. who's she to u..but i'm so sleepy. i just wan to sleep and not bother. night
Dear you trust me enough liao. U sleep tight and early.
i know this is so unhealthy... a wise man/woman should never ever appear insecured before his/her partner..
dunno what has overcome me to have said such words...it's so unlike me...aey, i very demure one hor...(heh) but jealously can make the most demure woman murderous!!!
ARGHHHHHHH....drown my distress, sleep!!!!!
he's out with a girl and her friends.. most of the time i'm very open-minded about him going out with his friends, regardless the sex. i will even tell him to enjoy himself and not even probe where they're going or when he'll be coming home..
this time round is different.. that girl he is with now is our ex-colleague.. a close (?) friend of his...
well, more importantly, she's got BOOBS so big that they will make any < D cup owners writhe away in shame...
before me and him got together, i've heard rumors and gossips about them having some sort of 'affair'(?) too strong a word to use? anyway, he assured me that nothing of that sort happened..in actual fact, the guy whom the girl had an affair with wasn't him..well, still it did leave me doubting.. for a long time (?)
i mean i don't mind them having a past or whatsoever..as long as now they're no more...
im actually very fine with it...everyone has a past, isn't it? and since he had made it clear that he wasn't the one, i should trust him... However, it's so difficult..
i didn't join them in the first place because i went out for dinner with a friend..
but i dunno why i got really disturbed by the thought that he was out with this girl...i kept imagining her boobs accidentally slapping into his face.
fine, i know this is kind of ridiculous..but HEY, which guy in this entire humanrace won't be turned on by BIG BOOBS??
okok...besides gays, marpoks and corpses?
I called him on his phone and the pub was so noisy we couldnt hear each other...
PUB = loud music, alcohol = go high = ......sex!!!!
my imagination ran wild, i sent venomous sms to his phone just now.. i was just trying to be the most difficult woman on the surface of this earth.
Him: Dear i went wif them to a pub in orchard so wont be back early
Me: Why u go pub? go with who? u know them?
No lah but they keep saying go then i anything. Wont be back very late
Who are they?
** friends
U dunno them can go out with them lor. u very close to **?
No lah. Dear wat u thinking?
U dun go out with my friends u say weird weird. now can go out with HER friends. u very close to her. what can i think?
Aiyo. I also dont know. I meeting her then her friends came. I dont know mah.
U say meet her and a few others. now say meet her and u dunno her frens come..so which is true? never mind. Enjoy yourselves!!
Dear dont like tat leh. i dont know they going pub mah. Anyway only go pub slack and drink only.
I don't like them thinking u are so close to her. anyway i trust u but not her. i admit i'm damn jealous u went out with her and frens.. who's she to u..but i'm so sleepy. i just wan to sleep and not bother. night
Dear you trust me enough liao. U sleep tight and early.
i know this is so unhealthy... a wise man/woman should never ever appear insecured before his/her partner..
dunno what has overcome me to have said such words...it's so unlike me...aey, i very demure one hor...(heh) but jealously can make the most demure woman murderous!!!
ARGHHHHHHH....drown my distress, sleep!!!!!
Monday, February 21, 2005
it must be the haze! o god, the air is so smelly..it makes me choke.. coupled with my nasty cough and splitting headache... Let me just faint !!!
this morning, Charlene, a girl in my class had an asthma attack in the hall (Evan said it was hyperventilation..?? whatever the h*ll was that?!)
i was so scared she would suddenly drop dead infront of me cos she was panting desperately like she's gonna breathe her last.. she was crying at the same time, so that even made her breathing more difficult... i think her whole nasal passage almos crashed... i brought her and her kaypo+kaykiang friend, Natalie, who lugged her bag down to the sick bay.....
In the Sick Bay,
Charlene: ... ... ... *pant*
Nat: (staring at me with her face all screwed up) is she going to die? is she going to die??
Charlene: .... ! !!....(peered at me with the 'oh dear, i am going to die' look) ...*pant pant*
Me: (hurridly) No of cos not, she's gonna be fine!
Nat: but... ms liang, see? she looks like she's gonna die now!
Charlene: .... .... ... (more tears spewing out) *pant pant*
Me: N.a.t.a.l.i.e!!! just...keep quiet and not scare her...
Nat: but...but... she...
Me: (glared at her so she stopped..) let's get a paper bag for her..mr yap said using it to breathe in and out would regulate her breathing.
Nat: Yes yes! i know how to do it!! i tried that before when i had asthma last time!! (ran to the drawer and took out a 'Polar puffs & Cakes' paperbag)
Me: Get another one so that you could show charlene how to do it..
Nat: (proudly propped herself on a chair infront of charlene and placed paper bag over her mouth.. she blows in and out as fast as she could... paper bag gets inflated and deflated like some pumping machine gone all crazy)
Charlene: ..... (?) ... (!)...??
Me: OEI Nat! what are you doing?? you sure that's the way? you are making it worse.. even a normal breathing person would get asthma breathing like that!
Nat: ...not like that meh?
Me: you are supposed to show how you did it when you had asthma last time!
Nat: Huh?.... But..i never had asthma what.......
Me: you!....
this morning, Charlene, a girl in my class had an asthma attack in the hall (Evan said it was hyperventilation..?? whatever the h*ll was that?!)
i was so scared she would suddenly drop dead infront of me cos she was panting desperately like she's gonna breathe her last.. she was crying at the same time, so that even made her breathing more difficult... i think her whole nasal passage almos crashed... i brought her and her kaypo+kaykiang friend, Natalie, who lugged her bag down to the sick bay.....
In the Sick Bay,
Charlene: ... ... ... *pant*
Nat: (staring at me with her face all screwed up) is she going to die? is she going to die??
Charlene: .... ! !!....(peered at me with the 'oh dear, i am going to die' look) ...*pant pant*
Me: (hurridly) No of cos not, she's gonna be fine!
Nat: but... ms liang, see? she looks like she's gonna die now!
Charlene: .... .... ... (more tears spewing out) *pant pant*
Me: N.a.t.a.l.i.e!!! just...keep quiet and not scare her...
Nat: but...but... she...
Me: (glared at her so she stopped..) let's get a paper bag for her..mr yap said using it to breathe in and out would regulate her breathing.
Nat: Yes yes! i know how to do it!! i tried that before when i had asthma last time!! (ran to the drawer and took out a 'Polar puffs & Cakes' paperbag)
Me: Get another one so that you could show charlene how to do it..
Nat: (proudly propped herself on a chair infront of charlene and placed paper bag over her mouth.. she blows in and out as fast as she could... paper bag gets inflated and deflated like some pumping machine gone all crazy)
Charlene: ..... (?) ... (!)...??
Me: OEI Nat! what are you doing?? you sure that's the way? you are making it worse.. even a normal breathing person would get asthma breathing like that!
Nat: ...not like that meh?
Me: you are supposed to show how you did it when you had asthma last time!
Nat: Huh?.... But..i never had asthma what.......
Me: you!....
Sunday, February 20, 2005
lost count of how many bottles of cough syrup i took.. 1 from the clinic, then 2 (3?) from the chinese medical hall, 1 from a colleague, another unfinished bottle i rummaged from the fridge... arggghhhhhhh!!!!!! when's the horrible bug gonna migrate for good?
some told me it's due to rest or more specifically, the lack of it.. but.. hello? look.... i've banned all cold and heaty food from my diet, stayed indoors for the weekends (cos I reckon passer-bys would avoid me like some infectious plague when they hear me cough non-stop).. what else is needed?
a 2-week long medical leave to recuperate? (i wish!)
that's not possible... my prin* is infamously stringent with MCs.. there're so many teac* who take leave until prin* recently puts up a billboard of Top-10 MC-takers to curb habitual bill boarders.... (a childish act by a respected person of authority!!)
resulting in --> even 'dying' teac*s (like me) are having second (third?) thoughts about not reporting to school becos we're ill...
well, my stand is, "As long as my body temperature does not rise above 37 degree celcius, i will jolly well report to school..
*words truncated to protect the bloggress' metal rice bowl
some told me it's due to rest or more specifically, the lack of it.. but.. hello? look.... i've banned all cold and heaty food from my diet, stayed indoors for the weekends (cos I reckon passer-bys would avoid me like some infectious plague when they hear me cough non-stop).. what else is needed?
a 2-week long medical leave to recuperate? (i wish!)
that's not possible... my prin* is infamously stringent with MCs.. there're so many teac* who take leave until prin* recently puts up a billboard of Top-10 MC-takers to curb habitual bill boarders.... (a childish act by a respected person of authority!!)
resulting in --> even 'dying' teac*s (like me) are having second (third?) thoughts about not reporting to school becos we're ill...
well, my stand is, "As long as my body temperature does not rise above 37 degree celcius, i will jolly well report to school..
*words truncated to protect the bloggress' metal rice bowl
Friday, February 18, 2005
Saturday, February 12, 2005
i came home very late last night.. by the time i got myself ready for bed, it's almost 4 am in the morning..one of the good O'days where i could get special permission from mom to break my MN curfew again, wahaha.... :D
met my ex poly mates for dinner at Curry Favor.. *SLURP* :) it's one of those places where they serve the best Japanese curry in Singapore! STRONGLY RECOMMENDED!!
some of them i have not seen for more than three years already.. heee...its always good to catch up once in awhile..
after that we went over to Long Bar (@ the old Raffles hotel...is it called swissotel now??)
Anyway, before i could order anything, dear asked me to join him and his frens over at Zouk..hee... yes, its my first time there.. the last time wasnt quite successful, forgot my ID.. so got bounced..
and yes, i drank. i drank slightly more last night cos we played stupid games like finger-guessin.. and the 'loser' had to sip abit every round.. we even tried the shot..and flamed the alcohol while gurgling it in our mouths! i was so afraid my lips would get burnt, resulting in legendary sausage double!! but it was so fun! haha...
i got rather tispy after we 'played a few jugs'...
it became worse after awhile.. i tried my best to control but i think i felt abit 'high'... finally knew what that term really means.. it literally meant 'high'.. like you are floating high up, hee...i went to the Ladies to freshen up but when i came out, it took me a delayed second (my reflexes are usually quite fast, haha) to realise why there are so many wide-eyed males around some sinks, staring at me......... GOSH!!!
dear rushed in to pull me out in time to save me from further embarrassment..i actually barged directly into the Gents!!after that, i think i became more sober.. dear stopped me from drinking more..
it's once in awhile, i dont think i would get myself addicted to such places.. in the first place, i don't think i 'belong' there anyway...but i guess the place and the company does make a difference after all..
met my ex poly mates for dinner at Curry Favor.. *SLURP* :) it's one of those places where they serve the best Japanese curry in Singapore! STRONGLY RECOMMENDED!!
some of them i have not seen for more than three years already.. heee...its always good to catch up once in awhile..
after that we went over to Long Bar (@ the old Raffles hotel...is it called swissotel now??)
Anyway, before i could order anything, dear asked me to join him and his frens over at Zouk..hee... yes, its my first time there.. the last time wasnt quite successful, forgot my ID.. so got bounced..
and yes, i drank. i drank slightly more last night cos we played stupid games like finger-guessin.. and the 'loser' had to sip abit every round.. we even tried the shot..and flamed the alcohol while gurgling it in our mouths! i was so afraid my lips would get burnt, resulting in legendary sausage double!! but it was so fun! haha...
i got rather tispy after we 'played a few jugs'...
it became worse after awhile.. i tried my best to control but i think i felt abit 'high'... finally knew what that term really means.. it literally meant 'high'.. like you are floating high up, hee...i went to the Ladies to freshen up but when i came out, it took me a delayed second (my reflexes are usually quite fast, haha) to realise why there are so many wide-eyed males around some sinks, staring at me......... GOSH!!!
dear rushed in to pull me out in time to save me from further embarrassment..i actually barged directly into the Gents!!after that, i think i became more sober.. dear stopped me from drinking more..
it's once in awhile, i dont think i would get myself addicted to such places.. in the first place, i don't think i 'belong' there anyway...but i guess the place and the company does make a difference after all..
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!!! hehe... eee, the red looks bloody to me... anyway, GONG XI, GONG XI to all, wahahaha.... finally saw a doctor yesterday after school.. for the past 2 weeks, had quite a persistent cough, but i didnt have time to go and see a doctor. my throat is inflammed...guessed i talked too much in class..haiz.. occupational hazard..
i slept 12 hours last night (from 9pm to 9am), hehe... cos of the medicine i took..it makes me feel so drowsy.
*Yawn...feeling sleepy again..i have been feeling so tired the whole day. Visitation was boring.. stared at a fish tank in grandaunt's house for almost an hour. i've identified a tyrant in that fish tank..they should exterminate it before the rest of the fishes die of exhaustion being chased around.. yes, its that boring...
i slept 12 hours last night (from 9pm to 9am), hehe... cos of the medicine i took..it makes me feel so drowsy.
*Yawn...feeling sleepy again..i have been feeling so tired the whole day. Visitation was boring.. stared at a fish tank in grandaunt's house for almost an hour. i've identified a tyrant in that fish tank..they should exterminate it before the rest of the fishes die of exhaustion being chased around.. yes, its that boring...
Friday, February 04, 2005
the discipline master came up with this mouth-holding 'punishment'..
chatty kids have to hold their clasped lips together with their fingers when caught making unnecessary noise.
my class was queuing up in the hall after recess on wednesday and some ignorant kids started fooling around when they aren't supposed to.. so i made them hold their mouths..
but ALAS! u could imagine how silly they looked! they looked like Donald Ducks! and yet with that 'so remorseful' faces... i was trying so hard not to laugh i could have suffered from major internal injuries.. i had to turn away in order not to give myself away..
it still makes me laugh when i think of it now, hehhee....the kids are so cute..
i cannot administer such a 'punishment' again.. cos i know i wont be able to control myself
chatty kids have to hold their clasped lips together with their fingers when caught making unnecessary noise.
my class was queuing up in the hall after recess on wednesday and some ignorant kids started fooling around when they aren't supposed to.. so i made them hold their mouths..
but ALAS! u could imagine how silly they looked! they looked like Donald Ducks! and yet with that 'so remorseful' faces... i was trying so hard not to laugh i could have suffered from major internal injuries.. i had to turn away in order not to give myself away..
it still makes me laugh when i think of it now, hehhee....the kids are so cute..
i cannot administer such a 'punishment' again.. cos i know i wont be able to control myself
2 boys in my class resemble each other..cos both are rather plump...i kept calling Marc "Eric" for the past few days...
today, Natalie (the most talkative girl in class) made the same mistake too..she called Marc "Eric".. then she corrected herself and added,"ohh, they look so alike, its making me so confused!"
one indian boy chirped innocently, "No, Marc is not as fat as Eric." it made me burst out laughing..I DIDNT MEAN IT i swear... my vision darted immediately across to the far end of the room where Eric was seated.. Luckily it was a private joke (as in not many pupils heard it) Eric was therefore oblivious to it..PHEW..)
kids are so innocently yet brutally frank... keke
the 'QueenBee' (in the middle)
the ghastly-looking bee that one of the kids colored.. she was so proud of it i didnt bear to devastate her ego by showing my 'horrified' face when i first saw it.. instead, i pasted it infront of the classroom.. and even called it the 'QueenBee'.. making the rest of us 'sufferers for a noble cause' 8)
the ghastly-looking bee that one of the kids colored.. she was so proud of it i didnt bear to devastate her ego by showing my 'horrified' face when i first saw it.. instead, i pasted it infront of the classroom.. and even called it the 'QueenBee'.. making the rest of us 'sufferers for a noble cause' 8)
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