Goodbye, Mr. Nielsen!

You will be missed!

Troofers, Unite!

By now I'm sure you've heard of the latest Islamist Christmas bombing attempt by a Somali-born, naturalized man (and I use the term loosely).

Of course the leftards are scrambling not to blame Islamic terror by young, male, Muslim men, but instead to go the route of the 9-11 'truther' and blame... You guessed it... Us.

Found at iOwnTheWorld: 

Here is his take on the Christmas Tree Lighting terrorist. Or as he calls it, “the holiday tree.” That’s a RED flag right there.

Tonight in Portland, we had a small dose of the FBI’s almost-operational terror sprees, as agents spent more than a year goading a young jihadi wannabe into almost killing thousands of Portlandians in our city’s living room as we gathered for the lighting of the holiday tree.

Wow, what kind of complex network would it take for a Somalia-born US citizen to envision, develop, and then carry out such a huge and complex attack in a large public place with so many innocents gathered? Why, of course, one enabled by the FBI.

So, for eighteen months the FBI has developed this disaffected young man, having started by posing as a member of a terror network. Then they groomed him to identify a target. As they continued meeting with him, alone and with no other co-conspirators, this young man’s plan suddenly reached achievability.

Clearly, the Pacific Northwest has been too complacent about terror brewing in our midst. Thank goodness for the heroic FBI that allowed one silly young man trying to impress older, more senior “terrorists” with an operational plan. And thank goodness they saved us from this attack, moments before it didn’t occur.

How long are we going to let the cowboys shoot up our country with their false terror plots and operations that would go nowhere without their instigation, planning, and coercion? How long will we allow our own federal constabulary to justify its own recklessly inflated budget by permitting actions like this to develop, fester, and grow operational in our midst?

This is terror, pure and simple. State-sponsored terror. Big-splash terror designed to make people compliant and fearful, and grateful to their federal government — in a city which has not yet installed the Rapiscan porno-scanners at our airport.

Someone needs to put an end to it.

Uhh, Shitbag, the FBI continually asked this poor youngster if he wanted to back out. They reminded him many times that his plan would kill children. He “premeditated” this mass murder for MONTHS. They needed for him to go to the event and dial the cell phone so the case couldn’t be dismantled by excrement such as you. There will be no jihadi sympathizer lawyers getting him out of this one, and that must singe the smelly hairs on your flabby pimpled ass.

The FBI did the job that 99% of the public wants them to do. You are in the bottom 1%. And when I say bottom, I mean ass.

Here are some comments from Firedoglake readers:

~Thanks so much for “going there,” Teddy. This is a huge step forward. As a Truther for many years, I can’t thank you enough for helping to open people’s eye about “State-Sponsored False Flag Terror.” About time to expose “the oldest trick in the book.”

~Thanks Teddy. Reminds me of Bill Hicks shane bit. Gun slinger throws a pistol at the sheepherders feet. Pow! You all saw… he had a gun

~Jesse Ventura’s episode of Conspiracy Theory regarding Wall Street is a must see BTW.

~Is this the same FBI that couldn’t quite get it straight on the Trade Tower attacks? They did some real fine work after the attacks as well. German investigators have determined that there was some 15 Billion dollars of informed trading in the days leading up to the attacks. FBI investigations really couldn’t get to the bottom of it but one of the major players was the Bush family’s Carlylye Group who were dismissed from the investigation because they couldn’t possibly have anything to do with terrorism.

~The FBI is completely out of control. Yet another rogue USG division, like the U.S. military & the CIA. In a perfect world, we should get rid of all 3 & in the process try & hang the leaders of all of them. Well, maybe certain higher members of the executive & legislative branches should go first. Decisions, decisions. Who are the WORST criminals in the USG.

The guy is like anti-reality! So I suppose according to him,  this would be the gardener's fault.

This morning I found this story regarding the former. I'm going to go all 'troofer' on you and say that this arson was an inside job, probably ordered by CAIR to garner sympathy for poor, mistreated and misunderstood Muslims. It' a helluva lot more believable the moron leftist that you just read. No, seriously, it is.

Black Friday: Twelve Stitches Later

Using a small thread to preserve that winning smirk:

Presented without further comment.

Britain Submits to Islam, Again

From this source, emphasis mine:

A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of inciting religious hatred after allegedly burning an English language version of the Koran.

Wait a minute... Don't Muslims consider non-Arabic Korans to be inferior? 

The 15-year-old, who lives in the West Midlands, allegedly posted the video, filmed two weeks ago on her school premises, on Facebook.

The video was reported to the school and subsequently removed, police said.

A 14-year-old boy was arrested on Tuesday on suspicion of making threats. Both have been released on police bail.

It is thought the girl, who lives in the Sandwell Council area, was allegedly filmed setting the booklet alight while other pupils watched.

Two Facebook profiles have also been removed from the site, police added.

So the burning of a Koran results in two arrests and the erasure of websites? 

It is understood that the group who published that version of the Koran have since been to the school to talk to pupils.

"Talk to pupils." Riiiiiight. Indoctrinate them, more likely. 

'Sacred thing'

Catherine Heseltine, chief executive officer of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee, said burning the Koran was one of the most offensive acts to Muslims that she could imagine.

THAT is one of the most offensive things a Muslim can imagine?!? NOT the worldwide wholesale slaughter and terrorism in the name of their so-called 'religion of peace'? 

She said: "The Koran is the most sacred thing to over a billion Muslims worldwide."

"You can see that in the way Muslims treat the Koran, washing before touching it and in many Muslim homes you will find it on the top shelf above all other books and we will never destroy the Koranic texts."

"We believe it is the word of God. God's guidance for us in this life," she added.

Bob Badham, Sandwell Metropolitan Borough Council cabinet member for education, said he had visited the school and believed the atmosphere was generally good among pupils.

He added that he did not believe there was a "deeper problem" in the area.

So, let me get this straight... Muslims, who go ape shit, and will burn and kill over a cartoon of Mo the Pedophile because they consider it idolatry are willing to treat the Koran as if it is in itself an object of worship. Hm.

We don't yet know if this girl lives in one of Britain's Sharia zones where I would not be surprised if the dhimmis over there would allow her to be buried up to her neck and stoned.

Amazingly, this Brit hasn't been arrested, stoned or given the Theo treatment yet.

Speaking of stoning, here is an excellent infographic on the anatomy of a stoning:

Click to enlarge. For maximum size, follow the above link and click the image.

Cubular Thanksgiving Potato.

For Cube, of course:

Happy Thanksgiving!

Speaking of turkey, here are the five dumbest questions asked at the Butterball Hotline: 

Is it okay to thaw my turkey in the bathtub while bathing my kids?

Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?

Can I use my oven’s self-cleaning cycle to speed up the cooking process?

If I cut my turkey with a chainsaw will the oil affect the taste?

Can I take my frozen turkey into my sauna to thaw it faster?

Or instead of calling the hotline, you could get your turkey preparation advice from this guy: 

Lastly, you may need this to make it through those oddball relatives that show up and annoy the crap out of you... The ultimate Altoids survival kit: 

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 

The Norks are up to no Good.

Move along folks, nothing to see here. I'm sure the Obama administration has totally got this. 

(Click to enlarge.)

BRB, gotta get the oil changed and hit the grocery store...

News Roundup.

There's too much to post on today, so it's a link extravaganza!

- Coming to an internet near you... And at the rate this administration is going, so is this. 

- 'Justice' FUBAR'ed.

- Charlie Crist needs to find something better to do with his time.

- Robert Schink passes at age 89; the end of an era.

- I know the TSA body search/scanner thing is being discussed a LOT right now, but I sympathize with this woman. I have metal in my elbow and thankfully did NOT set off the alarm either way the last time I flew.

Then again, maybe not setting of the alarm should be a cause for concern?

Klavan and Condell Nail It

OK, so I just finished 25 hours of work out of 48, so I'm going to let Klavan take it from here:



I just love this guy! Oh, and this one:

Search 'em All, Big or Small... Except for Muslims. That Would be Profiling.

Found on a computer screen at a check-in-point at Indianapolis International Airport:

Yeah, 'cause pat-downs of three-year-olds and such is just hi-larious.

Here's a crazy idea: How about a little useful profiling? We all know that nearly every airline terrorist attack has been perpetrated by young, Muslim men, not nuns or toddlers.

Speaking of Muslims, the Haj has officially begun.

All of these devoted followers of Mohammed the Pedophile (who probably would have loved the TSA's search methods regarding children) are engaging in their annual running of circles around a black box containing a blood-soaked meteorite housed within a bedpan.

It does kind of look like they're being 'flushed', no?

Condell Nails it Again!

Would You Like To Play a Game?

So... Someone launched a missile. At first they thought it was from the ocean, then just south of LAX. The military didn't do it, and no one is taking credit.

The gentleman in the video says it could be our military flexing it's muscles.

Yesterday there was even absurd speculation that it could have been a private enthusiast, but no one stepped up.

Today, I get up and turn on the news and the government is telling me that it is an optical illusion caused by a jet plane flying towards the camera.

WHAT?!? 

Doesn't it bother you that this administration actually thinks you are that damn dumb? A flame trail can clearly be seen, and that usually comes out of the back of something NOT a jet plane. Unless it's on fire... Did you hear about any plane wrecks yesterday?

If it truly was some dude launching a ICBM from his freakin' backyard, or more likely, a launch by a country or entity trying to send us a message, then we have an enormous security failure by the Obama administration, ladies and gentlemen.

Sleep tight.

Unreal Misogyny... From the FEMALE Sec. of State.

I woke up today and saw this  headline; Secretary of State Hillary Clinton states that banning the burqa has merit.

I thought I'd fallen through a wormhole and landed in the mirror universe, but upon further reading I was assured that I am indeed in my native reality; banning the burqa is not about women being treated equally, but merely about security concerns.

Now, security concerns regarding the burqa are valid, but secondary to the fact that they are an indicator of women being treated as chattel in Islam.

The belief that burqas should be banned in order to stop suicide bombers disguising themselves is a legitimate one, according to United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Mrs Clinton also described the status of women as ''one of the biggest pieces of unfinished business in this century'', and said their persecution was a common factor in repressed and impoverished nations.

At an ABC-organised forum at the University of Melbourne, Mrs Clinton answered around a dozen pre-selected questions from an audience of 480, mostly aged 35 and under.

''I know that in Pakistan, many of the men who are conducting suicide bombing missions arrive covered in a burqa,'' Mrs Clinton said in response to a question from a young Muslim woman.

''If you're a Pakistani police officer, respectful of the women of your culture and that's being abused and misused by the suicide terrorists, that causes a real dilemma. So if you are looking at other countries that are understandably nervous about extremist activity, like France and other European countries, I think it's a close question.''


Ah. I see. So, it is men dressing in burqas to detonate homicide bombs is what violates women's rights, not the burqa that they are compelled to wear by men that will beat, stone or hang them if they choose not to wear one.

Thanks for clarifying that, Shrillary, you dumb cow.

An Interesting Sunday

So... The house next door is a rental with a slum lord style landlord. It's sat empty and rotting for three years now. The slum lord only comes by once a month in the summer to mow the lawn (yes, that's it), but with the drought this year scorching the lawn he hasn't come by much at all.

Yesterday, Dave went to the store and on his way back he noticed the house's front door was open, as well as the door on the side. He called the Sheriff and it turns out that someone had stripped the copper piping from the basement. This neighborhood is heated by fuel oil, and most homes have a 250-500 gallon tank in the basement. Apparently the thieves ruptured the tank, leaving six inches of standing oil.

The sheriffs called the fire department, and three cruisers, a fire truck, a squad and a haz-mat crew were in front of the house for a few hours while they pumped all the fuel out. The opened the basement windows, so every time the wind changes there is now a very strong smell in the air, and the whole place is yellow-taped off like a crime scene.

Interestingly, an officer tried to serve a warrant last week and asked us who lived there. I don't know if it was for the previous occupant or the slum lord.

With all of the dried leaves and scorched lawn, it would have taken little more than a carelessly flicked cigarette butt from the sidewalk to set the place off. That hole is only about seven or eight feet from us, being on the side without the driveway.

I hope to God they make that bastard land lord demolish the whole place. Ugh.

Notice Anything?

Hmm... What's odd about this picture?

Ladies and gentlemen, here we see yet another example of the naked bigotry and true nature of the midstream media, brought to you by CBS and the AP.

Source. 

Meanwhile, we hear NOTHING from Obama's water carriers about why the emperor-in-chief is taking a risky and useless trip to India to the tune of over $200 million per day with thirty-four carriers.


I thought we were in a recession/depression, yet Obama has spent more money, taken more useless trips, taken more vacations and played more golf than any other president.

I guess only We The (little) People are the ones who must sacrifice and suffer.

More Mad Coolness

Remember this little beauty from a previous post?




Here's another goodie for you:



BTW, I have that very same bourbon glass; got it from IKEA. ;)

GO VOTE CONSERVATIVE TODAY!!!

Meanwhile, in my home state of Ohio:



Are you not sick of this disgusting shit?


Yeah. That baby was probably registered and cast an early ballot before it was ever born. Hell, all of it's dead ancestors have probably voted Democrat, too.

Aren't you sick and tired of these proud, important words being taken from us? Aren't you sick and tired of the meaning of the words being slurred by our politicians?



GO VOTE NOW!!!