The Daily Double

Yeah. You'd curse too after screwing up such an obvious answer:

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Outrage Links Roundup

The next two days bring 12.5 hour shifts at the hospital, so while I could make an elaborate post I will instead put up some links which I hope you will follow.

Be prepared to be pissed.

First, Oops he did it again... Supposed Constitutional Scholar Barack Hussein Obama again leaves out The Creator. 

Twice definitely cannot be a mistake.

Second, the UN once again proves its farcical uselessness and why the US would pull out and banish them from our soil if we had any kind of sense:

Nuclear rouge Pakistan now chair of IAEA. 

Also, the UN is appointing a Malaysian scientist to be the coordinator/ambassador in case aliens contact Earth. 

REALLY!?!

Finally... SEIU voter fraud in TX? Well, leftists gotta get ready for November, eh?


Well, see you all in a couple of days!

Past and Present

As some of you may know, I live near Cincinnati. I found this picture of Walnut Street from exactly 100 years ago.

Then:

Click to enlarge.


Now:

New Term for the Mentally Disabled.

I just came off of a weekend of 12.5 hour shifts, so here's a lazy but oh-so-true post:

Taught to Read By Muppets On TV...

...As Beamish has said. ;)

Alright, dammit. I know this is really no BIG deal, but do any of you all remember when Sesame Street used to teach numbers, letters, and other basic literary concepts to children with the use of cute, kid friendly  puppets and music? 

Well, apparently kids are now learning from ADD remixes of crappy songs from the 'artist' that also did "I kissed a girl."

Totally inappropriate? It is kinda cute... Really, most of the kids watching this probably don't realize that Perry is basically covering her nipples with as little fabric as possible. Whatever. WTFrick was this supposed to get across as far as fun entertainment and education? 

And then, when looking for child-friendly and appropriate material to teach the concept of rhyming words, a gritty pay-channel show (have watched; good soap opera stuff) about deadly vampires, sex and bloody violence is clearly the obvious first choice, right? 

WTF, PBS? Seriously, WTF?!? Are you betting that the adults have Sesame street on and are aiming to entertain them, and that the kids probably aren't paying attention anyway?!? I mean sure, Sesame Street had vampires and monsters back in the day, but really? 

Outrage Roundup.

First, you can take pride in how your stimulus dollars are being applied:

Next, there's finally going to be a fence on the southern border... Just not ours. Mexico's. 

After Obama proved himself to be an anti-Israeli moron at the UN yesterday, the Hitler of Iran Ahmadinejad took the podium and rather than go on his usual Holocaust denying rant, he changed it up a bit. Dinny came out as a troofer, calling for a UN 'fact finding' panel to investigate the US's involvement in 9-11: 

He also said that ”the majority of the American people  as well as most nations and politicians around the world” believe that “some segments within the U.S. government orchestrated the attack to reverse the declining of the American economy and its grips on the Middle East in order to save the Zionist regime.”

Read the rest here.

The US delegation remained in their seats as Ahmadinejad said all these greviously insulting things only blocks away from Ground Zero. 

Over the pond, six men were arrested on 'suspicion of inciting racial hatred' after burning a Koran on 9-11.

From this source:

''The incident was recorded and a video placed on the internet.''

In a video still accessible on YouTube, six young men in hooded tops or wearing scarves over their faces can be seen pouring petrol on a book and setting it alight, before burning another.

On the video, which appeared to have been filmed behind a pub, they cheer as the first book bursts into flames.

Northumbria Police said the men were not arrested for watching or distributing the video, but on suspicion of burning the Koran.

First off, I just want to say yet again that Islam is not a race, dammit. 

And secondly, when other "young men in hooded tops or wearing scarves over their faces" do this kind of protesting in the UK, do they get arrested:

No. Of course they don't. 

And finally, should these six fellows have burned the Koran? No. That's just stupid. However, if they bought and owned those Korans it's their damned property and they should be able to do whatever they wish with it. If they burned an IKEA catalogue or a freaking couch they wouldn't have been arrested.

Oh, and speaking of racism in the UK, teachers are now being compelled by law to report... Wait for it... Wait for it... I shit you not... The racist comments of three-year-olds. Again, I shit you not.

UPDATE:


9/24/10 @ 11:40

Could our government get any more farcical or ridiculous if it actively, nakedly tried to be?!?

No, I don't think so. 

Obama to Call for a Psuedostinian State

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — President Barack Obama is exhorting the world to unite around the Israeli-Palestinian peace process, challenging the United Nations to support an agreement that would create an independent Palestine and a secure Israel in a year’s time.

In a speech to the annual session of the U.N. General Assembly on Thursday, Obama will call on world leaders to cast aside decades of division over the conflict, overcome cynicism and prove their support for a settlement to be reached by the two sides that his administration is now pushing against long odds.

Without a deal, he will say, “more blood will be shed” and “this Holy Land will remain a symbol of our differences, instead of our common humanity,” according to portions of the text released by the White House in advance of the speech.

“If an agreement is not reached, Palestinians will never know the pride and dignity that comes with their own state,” he says. “Israelis will never know the certainty and security that comes with sovereign and stable neighbors who are committed to coexistence.”

Really?!? I would say that Obama is dumber than a sack of hammers, but that is too insulting to sacks. Or hammers.

So the idiot Obama thinks that if the Psuedostinians get their own state they'll suddenly stop killing Jews like their 'holy' book commands?

Israel has already ceded land that they rightfully claimed after beating back Muslim attackers. Did that bring about any peace?

The only thing that giving the Psuedostinians their own state will accomplish is providing a defined line from which to launch missiles at Israel.

If Obama manages to make it the whole way through this speech without throwing himself to the ground and sticking his ass in the air I will be amazed.

Infinite Outrage

I don't even know what to say: 

I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree?!?

First Contact...

... As analyzed by Mr. Plinkett. Long, but worth the time if you're at all a Trekkie/Trekker/Whatever.

Awesome Art

Tilt shift photography takes Van Gogh to a new level:

I wonder if this is what Gogh saw when he was painting? Hm.

See more here. 

Also. Slightly related/slightly unrelated. Still awesome. Cube is required to watch it all. ;)

Matthews Schools Obama On Taxes

It's official. I woke up in an alternate reality today, so if this blog post reaches you make sure you're sitting down and have some smelling salts handy:




Wait a minute. Maybe I'm still in our realm of existence. Jimmuh Carter is still delusional:


“I feel that my role as a former president is probably superior to that of other presidents, primarily because of the activism… .”


Michael Moore is still insane, it seems, so I think I am still here.





Bill Maher, who had accused Tea Partiers of racism, makes one of the most racist statements I've ever heard and no one in the midstream media is calling him out:





Yes, I'm definitely still in this reality. Chrissy just threw me a curve ball, apparently. 

CAIR is scheduled to give Helen Thomas a lifetime achievement award on October 9th.

I. Kid. You. Not.

You may remember that Thomas resigned after telling Israeli Jews to "get the hell out of Palestine" and "go home" to "everywhere else."

Also, Obama leaves the Creator out of the Declaration of Independence.

From this source: 


Two days before the country was set to celebrate Constitution Day, President Obama decided to invoke the words of another founding document: the Declaration of Independence. Except he changed the words.

Towards the end of a speech on September 15 to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute, Obama began quoting the famous “rights” line from the founding document. But partway through, he omitted where those rights come from: a Creator.

The line is supposed to read: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

But Obama’s recitation left out an important part: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are crated equal. [Long Pause] Endowed with certain inalienable [sic] rights: life and liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

As the American Thinker points out, it could well be that Obama intentionally ignored his teleprompter:

After President Obama says “created equal..”, there is a long pause during which he scowls and blinks several times. For once, he may actually have opted to not read something that was on the teleprompter. It looks like he is disgusted and decided it would be better not to read what the [Declaration] actually says.

Go here to see the footage for yourself.

The Religion of Condoned Child Rape

(Before I get to the point, France has banned the burqa. Good on you, mates.)

Pedophilia? No problem, says the so-called "religion of peace" we know as Islam:



A four or five year old girl? Here is a picture of mine; she's five:

The thought of some old bastard violating her "from the front and the back"?!? My husband would slaughter a man who tried to do to her what you just heard in that video, not "happily" give her away for rape.

Meanwhile, our children get an 'authentic' Islamic experience in PUBLIC school.

If you aren't enraged, I don't know what to say.

Star Trek Tik Tok

OK, I know that Tik Tok may be one of the most annoying 'songs' ever, but this really is a funny video:




Hey, it's better than Star Trek 90210, anyway. ;)

9-11-10

Nine years later.

We're still dealing with Islamic terrorism.

Watch this in it's entirety:



I'm still angry. White hot angry. Why every single Islamist country isn't a smoldering wasteland is beyond my comprehension.

Here are the names of every single person murdered by Islam on 9-11. You can see a number, 2,976, but seeing every name listed is more impactive.

Also, I recommend going to this fine website, Domestic Divapaloosa. There is a wealth of posts and information and stories of 9-11 there.

See this; a big HELL YES. Why it isn't so is beyond me:



Also, see this. An oldie but goodie I hadn't thought of... Thanks, Beamish:

Another 'Nuff Said:

Klingon Opera

I like my Trek as much as the next person, but whoa:

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Dang! Now I wish I could find that old Klingon Dictionary I had as a kid! Mine looked different, though. It had a blue cover and I can't find one like it online.

There Is Now!

A Picture Worth a Thousand Words:

Why?

Another ADD post for today, I suppose.

I've had an interesting week, and it got me to thinking.

Why do people ever pay full price for meat? I got this out of the reduced section at the grocery store. I paid $4.47 for a beef roast originally marked at $11.28. I cooked it that night and it was still fresh and quite good.

Why are the smallest things so cool? I had my bike parked in the driveway and hadn't put it away in the shed yet. I was in the house and went to the kitchen sink for a glass of water and saw a sparrow on my bike seat, singing to his nest a few feet away. (Click to enlarge.)

Then come the consternating whys. Why do my five-year-olds Barbies ALL wind up naked and in this position:

And why, dear lawrd WHY did my NINE-YEAR-OLD daughter decide that it would be a good idea to cut my five-year-old's hair while her father and myself were at work and they were at their grandmother's house and she was in another room?

And why was this a good idea three days before the first day of school?!?

Kindergarten pictures are going to be very interesting. It'll probably be Christmas before this even begins to look right!

ObamaDog

Obama says that his critics "talk about me like a dog."

Really, Mr. pResident? That's insulting to dogs. My puppies have far more integrity and competence than Obama does.

Gratuitous doggy photo:

Those are my girls! :)

I find it hilarious that Obama had the gall to say what he did. He's supposedly a dog owner; how must he speak to Bo? (If he does at all.) I don't talk to my dogs badly. There's no need to... But Obama probably treats animals (and people) poorly because he cannot command enough respect to get a dog to so much as sit, so he must yell and insult and intimidate to get results.

Besides, didn't Obama call black people "sort of a mongrel people" on The View awhile back? Did he just call black people dogs? WTF?!?

At The Ground Zero Insult

Men and Potato Sack bathroom signs:

Right next to the portrait of Mo.

Courtesy of IOwnTheWorld. 

Meanwhile, In France

Caption Contest!

I'll get us started:

This is George Bush's fault!