Why Godzilla Hates Cities

Hilarious! From Bizarro.

Tom Cruise's Kid is Real After All!

Vanity Fair’s cover has pictures of the famous baby.

A PRICELESS LETTER TO A BUREAUCRAT / DUKE OF WELLINGTON

I first read this while waiting at the AGC Office in Singapore. They found it so meaninful that they framed it up on the wall! After years of losing this article, i finally found it again. Enjoy!

[The following is from a letter from the Duke of Wellington to the British Foreign Office in August 1812, written while pursing Napoleon across Spain] Courtesy The Progressive

Gentlemen: Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French forces, my officers have been diligently complying with your requests. We have enumerated our saddles, bridles, tents and tent poles, and all manner of sundry items for which His Majesty's Government holds me accountable.

I have dispatched reports on the character, wit, and spleen of very officer. Each item and every farthing has been accounted for, with two regrettable exceptions for which I beg your indulgence. Unfortunately, the sum of one shilling and nine-pence remains unaccounted for in one infantry battalion's petty cash and there has been a hideous confusion as to the number of jars of raspberry jam issued to one cavalry regiment during a sandstorm in western Spain.

This reprehensible carelessness may be related to the pressure of circumstances, since we are at war with France, a fact which may come as a bit of a surprise to you gentlemen in Whitehall.

This brings me to my present purpose, which is to request elucidation of my instructions from His Majesty's Government, so that I may better understand why I am dragging an army over these barren plains.

I construe that perforce it must be one of two alternative duties, as given below:

1. To train an army of uniformed British clerks in Spain for the benefit of the accountants and copyboys in London, or, perchance

2. To see to it that the forces of Napoleon are driven out of Spain.

Your most obedient servant,

WELLINGTON

Over-Priced Audiophile Equipment?

From Penny Arcade:

MacGyver Tip: De-stem strawberries with a drinking straw

An excellent tip from Lifehacker.



MacGyver Tip: De-stem strawberries with a drinking straw: "

Got yourself some fresh strawberries to serve in a hurry? De-stem them using a common drinking straw:

Just push the straw up through the bottom of the strawberry and push through until the stem pops off.

So simple! — Gina Trapani
Tip of the Day [HGTV]


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Download of the Day: iColorFolder

At last! This is a feature that is IN BUILT into Macs and i love to use it. I found this program that allows you to perform a similar function: colour a folder in Windows so that it stands out for easy browsing. Excellent!



Download of the Day: iColorFolder:

Windows only: Free, open source program iColorFolder lets you color any folder on your computer with the right-click context menu.

If you've considered speeding up your Windows navigation by changing icons, iColorFolder is a quick and attractive way to color code your folders for easy identification. I've been meaning to get more organized with my folder system lately, so with the ease of the right-click iColorFolder, I'm starting my folder color coding today. Thanks Harmohn! — Adam Pash
iColorFolder [Sourceforge]

Geeks and Nerds in Relationships

Look down on geeks and nerds? Turn your noses at them when they come to you? Here are some excellent reason why geeks and nerds make good companions!

From CraigList some time ago.


Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...

Date: 2005-04-03, 9:30PM PDT


In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.

1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.

2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.

3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ‘em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like ‘em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

5.) They’ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it’ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they’re more attentive than guys who “have more options”. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they’ll likely have mental lists of all the things they’d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.

7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I’m not really familiar with this myself, but I’ve friends who’ve been intimate with geek guys and it’s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.

8.) They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?

9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won’t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his “groove” on with club hotties because, frankly, he’ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.
Me: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models... They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!”
Geek Guy: “ooooooo...”
Me: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: “What?”
Me: “Never mind...”

10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you’ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he’ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn’t want to go someplace with you, you won’t have to worry much about what he’s up to. You’ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It’s ok. He’s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.

11.) His friends aren’t jerks. I can’t stress this enough. You’ll more likely get “Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!” than “Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on...” They’re awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).

12.) They’re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. He does too! They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won’t try their best to make you feel like crap.

13.) They’re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won’t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he’ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...

14.) You’ll almost never have to hear, “Yaw dawg whazzap!!” plop out of their mouths. Unless it’s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get “wasted”, so you won’t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...

15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than “DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!” Believe me.

Treo 650 Calendar Problem, Resets if you change Category Color

I have a Treo 650 happily for over a year, but recently i got this problem:

In the Calendar app, i go to the list of categories, edit, and want to assign a color to a category. The Treo resets. It happens everytime i try it!

I've found that the trick is simply to set hotsync for Calendar to PC overwrite Handheld. That's it! No need for hard reset etc! Hope this helps someone else if they face this problem.