My Halloween Experience At The Club Part 1

Hi everyone. I just had the most interesting experience yesterday while i was clubbing and i would like to tell you about it.

As we all know, yesterday evening was the time for all the freaks and weirdos to come out looking freakier and weirder than normal and get into clubs for free. I, being the person that i am for 1 cannot stand to dress myself up as an idiot or a bleeding doctor or anything like that as it is too demeaning to my flawless reputation which is just like my complexion. I mean, even if i bothered to dress to the occasion with full on make up and genetically modified chicken blood, i'd still look way too good to be passed off as a scary monster and its not like i want the free entry anyway. So cheapskate. I prefer to get my member friends to sign me in. More "stylo".

So, as i entered the club and made my way to the bar for a drink. The place was so packed with sweat drenched people it almost disgusted me. One girl even purposely bumped into me and tried to hug my well toned and defined body AKA 'Heaven'. Obviously i pushed her back but it was too late, i was already taken advantaged of and my tight fitting shirt was wet with her sweat which made my defined chests look even more obvious, i felt so shy and exposed but strangely i good because now, more girls would be able to enjoy some good quality eye candy in a place full of average men. Anyway when i finally got to the bar, there were no seats but strangely this very sexy looking witch seated between me and the bar got off her seat and offered it to me. I felt bad of course as my gentlemanly ways would never allow myself to take a lady's seat but since she offered with so much passion and zest, i accepted. She was such a nice girl up until the moment i was about to sit on the chair. What she did totally turned me off. She placed her hand, palms faced up on the chair while i was sitting so that i would sit my tight and sexy butt in her palm for her to squeeze but fortunately because of my naturally quick thinking and reflexes, i stopped her devilish lust before it could satisfy her and i brushed her off.

Okay, i shall continue my experience another day, my neighbour's daughter is peeping into my window from her house again with what seems to be an ultra powerful 10X binoculars. A part of me wants to let her know me better but i have to stick to my principles. I do not want her to find this blog.

Cya ladies.

My 1st Electrifying Post

Good Morning ladies, i just got home from my 10km run around my backyard. My friends were telling me that they got lost while walking through it the other day but i think it is quite small for a backyard. Anyway, i am still sweating sex now and i need to take a shower before my neighbour's daughter gets up for her morning run. I will be in trouble if she sees me because she always gives me that dirty look while licking her pouty lips when we cross paths during my intensive morning workouts. I am very worried that she might just jump on me if she sees me today because my biceps are very obvious from the gleaming sweat tricking down my naturally sculpted arms. I have done so many pull ups earlier that i have amazed myself. I have always been able to do around 36 pull ups at 1 go only but today i pushed my limits to the max and i managed to do 43 ultra wide arm pull ups don't you think i am very strong?

Alot of my close friends asked me how i manage my intensive workout regimes. Well, it's not like it's difficult really. It's just me...it comes naturally. Besides, i am born with brooding good looks, a body to die for and impecable intellect. Anyway i think i am talking too much about myself already. Catch up soon ya? I know you'll be thinking of washing your clothes on my wash board abs while i'm gone but please do not imagine anything under the belt okay? I am a very decent guy.