运命の夜~

hi everyone! omiao is back to write something in here! omiao is renovating the blog now, soon the blog wil be alive, and omiao wil keep updating the blog. hope everyone support omiao de blog^^

is already 3rd day of the fasting month, somehow body start to feel weaker and more and more sleepy. but i hv some achievements to make, this is the time i plant faith in each of them, and walk closer to God.
today is the last day for Daniel fast, 2moro start i wil promote to normal fast, b4 that i hv to pass an obstacle and im sure this time i can break through it!
during this fast i really wish that i can change, and proof to everyone that i take the step out to be better, and become different than b4, really seriously change by the guidance of God.
well now im standing at the front line and i can c challenges charging towards me, i wont retreat or hide, i wil stand solid while they r attacking me and step out for counterattack! i will be the soldier of God!
at the same time, recruitment of ppl to the kingdom of God is a must, i will bring them for salvation and make them stay...
i hv already taken a step out, now i will make another step out till i reach the goal!
praise God for what You hv made me be :)

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
A. They're going to call her Old Spice.

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A. They have cotton balls

Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".'

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. Why are women are like tires?
A. There's always a spare.

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A. A tran-sister.

Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to use it.

Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.

- Why didn't the sailors play cards?
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

- Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!

- What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
- Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.

A guy comes to his friend and finds him beating his dick with a hammer.
- What are you doing?
- I'm masturbating.
- Masturbating with a hammer!? Are you enjoying it at all?
- Yes, each time I miss it.

A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that shit again!!!

due to addicted to last album that i hv discovered, now i found another album that also hving great musics! this album is SWEET MUSIC by SOUND AROUND. actually can say i feel this album lots better than the previous one. this one has more cool and relaxing songs, and fall in love with it when 1st play with earphone on, feel amazed, and feel... something that hard to explain, it is great. and i believe that, this album might help in control hyperhydrosis, just hv to try for it^^

i like the words written on the album:
"Keep that beautiful mind, Keep that pure feeling, Please feel it, Light and a resident that shade, Please feel it, Space between the sea and the sky, and be find your own worlds, There's a dream and hope there, Please hear the sound around, Cause there's music in the air, It's sweet sweet..music, We'll feel the rhythm of the evenin', We'll be dancin'n on the floor, Until the morning light..."

recently there was a new drug injected into my ears which is the new album of ATB! that drug made me feel cool for the holiday! cooool man! however just recently when i randomly clicking the webs for more updates, i just randomly clicked a video advertisement and i was surprised by the songs from the album! the album called Beautiful Techno, is a compilation album from japan, after listen to it i dun feel its really techno, its fusion of club, house, techno, trance, eurobeat, some others. they hv really nice relaxing tune and not like those annoying dance musics. after listne i also feel its different feeling compare with ATB and other dance musics, this one makes me feel happy, the musics like can light up the colour of my life, fill the atmosphere will happy and joyful tune, feeling want to jump and dance while listening to it! although i already hv some musics like this also, but i feel glad that i found this drug ^^

this is my art made during the holiday for competition, although it is a last minute work and it's stil imperfect, and not winning the competition, coz i just hv 1 year experience compare with those 10+ years experience pro contestants (can say im the youngest in the open cathogory :P) however i feel glad that i can make it this far, which is closer to pro level. :D
more pics available in facebook^^