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    Monday, November 8, 2010

    Halloween's Baby (:

    Halloween
    comes 31st Oct, many get hyped up over what scary costumes to wear, make up.. and perhaps for girls, the most slutty attire that reveals as much as they possibly can, without being deemed as a whore!! a feast for the eyes of coz (:
    Well, this year, on this date, I turned 23~!! yeah, getting old, and everything seems to be moving at a much faster pace.. Why, you may ask. Cause thoughts of work, starting a serious relationship and settling down, has intruded the playful mind.. Yet again, its my birthday, so hang loose, get crunk by the booze (:
    Started of with a Thai Buffet over at Liang Court. Paying $26 per pax, we were given an awesome spread of chicken, mutton, lamb, prawns and curry! Scrumptious, and tantalising, isn't even enough to reiterate how good the food was.
    Suan Thai Restaurant
    Satay with Sweet Sauce
    Sweet & Sour & Spicy FishDuno why Gman ordered this Pamelo Noodle nonsenseSpicy TofuMixed Vegetables with Oyster SauceSpicy BeefDuno wtf this is.. lol~Guai LanSpring RollsSquid with Oyster SauceThe Infamous Green Curry!Stuffed Fried Boneless Chicken

    After dinner, I was presented with my bday gift. New street soccer shoes, Addidas Predator! Gorgeous, i know right!!! woots~
    Soon after, no time wasted. It was time to bask in the Halloween Mood. People in their costumes, some queer, some awesome, and some just plainfully simple! However the case, the atmosphere sunk into us (:
    HancockSlipknotKISS!I've no idea what this is, Star Wars?
    Edward SiccorshandThe Golden Star Wars Robot [forget what's the model]

    Took us a good 40mins, before reaching the Mrt Station. Then headed off to Serangoon Gardens, where the drunk preceding commence! Grey Goose with Kickapoo, a danger mix. Nothing nice, just cough syrup taste..
    The culture of getting the birthday boy drunk is like a ritual that we practice.. and they sure did a good job at it! I had to play, 'Taboo' and win my opponent should i wana escape drinking even further. Before i know it, i was on the floor, being stripped down to only my briefs.
    There, i was mutilated by the guys brutally. Whipped by my very own belt, ass slapped by slippers, and a beer bottle up my ass. Sigh~ Having alcohol in the system, I couldn't even fend for myself!
    Then the expulsion of alcohol started. The rate I was vomiting, I swear, they can take down the Merlion, and let me be Singapore's new monument! Head throbbing and legs weak like a new born calf, i staggered to the car, and soon regained the strength to walk.
    I was called a liar, faking my drunk. LOL. I cant blame them, I cheated on numerous occasion, but this time I was fucking gone, just that i recovered quickly. Having got home, I hugged the dustbin, and continued the 2nd part of puking.
    It was an enjoyable birthday celebration, before i sail the 7 seas ((: Love you guys!! Nicholas, Darren, Guang Hao, Kelvin Chu, Jeremy, Don & Shalene!!!!
    however so, i was disappointed by my another group of friends whom i hold dear, they seemed to have forgotten my birthday, when i was always there for them.. Well what can i say, not everything in life is smooth sailing, and taking one for granted is a case O'so common!

    *PS wishing me at the stroke of midnight.. if only u were there ): nevertheless, u lit up my birthday with the brightest smile that could light up the darkest night!

    Saturday, October 23, 2010

    Still Single?

    howdie there!!! as we all know, the Haze is kinda notorious, so do drink up, in the prevention of a dry cough~
    If u were to look into Twitter, the tweets ur friends are posting, u wld realise that most of it are whining about their lives.. Fuck my life here, Fuck my life there~ for the slightest of all reasons, making a mountain out of a molehole!

    Perhaps age is catching up, and me worrying about my Career path and future, is making other people's problem seem so trivial and redundant.
    Sorry in advance, if ur insulted in one way or another. in that case, you can just close my blog and stop reading.. Otherwise, reserve the comments to urself~

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    8 Reasons You're Still single..
    1. You're a 5, but you want a 10
    2. You have checklist syndrome, and you refuse to compromise
    3. You're too Eager-To-Please
    4. You're so painfully shy that you make no impact
    5. You're deadly dull
    6. You have emotional baggage
    7. You dress badly
    8. You're a man, behaving like a woman/Woman behaving like a man

    was checking out 8 Days, when i came across this article.. interesting, thus sharing with you guys. Of cause, this goes out to all you single homies~

    Who doesn't want to be attached? the feeling of love fluttering through you, that excitement that brings forth every meeting. Yet again, being single, is a time for self reflection, doing things you cant, in a relationship!

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    You're a 5, but you want a 10
    Its human nature to try and attain something good, better than himself, for himself. But u have to try looking for someone in ur league! Theres no wrong in wanting a 10, when ur a 5, but theres this phrase, 'know your role'. For example, tall guys are always sought after for. A woman may wonder why no one is interested in her, when it's just that the guys she wants are not interested in her.

    I mean if u die die must have someone out of ur league, close the gap la. Either u go plastic surgery or a boob job, to make up for ur short comings.. Being rich is one way ((: For guys, you want a 10, just be rich, it cant be any simpler than this!!!

    You have checklist syndrome, and you refuse to compromise
    Everyone got this imaginary checklist tt they have. Which constitutes to their dream bf/gf.. But I can safely tell you that, there is NO SUCH PERSON! If he is as perfect as you make him out to be, he is waiting for you? So please snap out of that idea..
    Say if you have 10 points in which you seek for in a partner, passing 4-5 points should suffice.

    You're too Eager-To-Please

    What this means, is that you're a 100% gf or bf!!! I do not know if it applies to you guys, but if a girl were to treat me too nice, taking for granted would start to occur. Or rather her value will drop.. Being too nice would portray this.... perhaps ur treating me soooo nice, and behaving this way to make up for certain inadequacies! Are u guilty of smth?

    You're so painfully shy that you make no impact

    I realise some girls are sooo chatty when they're in a group. Which brings to ur attention, Hey this girl is worth the shot. But when it comes to a one-on-one date, her mouth suddenly shifted position to her ass~ It brings to one's attention of a Herd Mentality. Courage in numbers, coward alone!
    Most Singaporean girls/guys are soo shy when in contact with the opposite gender. I have no idea why. Surely theres a connection somewhere, or a common topic to talk about right? If ur shy, then why are u even wanting a partner. Using her as ur alter-ego?

    You're deadly dull
    I guess this is self-explanatory! But i rather see it, as the conflict in interest. In fact, i like to think i fall under this category.
    Cause i am too DARN LAZY! hah. Unless you girls beg to diff, feel free to comment in my chat box ((:

    You have emotional baggage
    This is probably the classic one. I cant let go of my ex, and when i am with you, i think of him. FUCK YOU, and yes, FUCK HIM TOO~! if you have this problem, then please solve it before you jump onto the next person and lead him on. Because ur being unfair to him. And if ur in a r/s now, and have this problem, be willing to work it out with your partner.. Yes?

    You Dress Badly

    Ang Mo Kio - FBT... Orchard Road - FBT... At Home - FBT... This is a major turn off. The way u dress, reflects on the person you are! Not that I dress very well, but at least the appropriate dressing, when the occasion calls for it.
    I used to wear baggy jeans, appropriate if I had balls the size of a Golf-Ball, but i do not, so I changed. As for girls, I do not understand the logic of FBT or Hot-Pants everywhere they go. Hmm. I guess a guy's wardrobe is pretty much simpler compared to the ladies. Oh wells. This topic, to each his own.

    You're a man, behaving like a woman/Woman behaving like a man

    I leave this entirely to your imagination. Its too sensitive a topic to venture into.
    Guys be gentlemen, and Ladies mind your language and composure.

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    Being attached, and being single is not an easy feat. Dun get attached for the sake of getting attached, and dun get upset for the fact ur still single..

    Amoeba FTW!!